If your Post Count is higher than 2011, revert to B.C. Otherwise, use A.D.

For instance:

In 7014 B.C (my post count)., the Peiligang Culture was just rising in Asia. They were Egalitarians.

Here is a picture of what they made.

2/11/2011 4:38:10 PM

you mean we have to ignore the entire 1st and 2nd Milleniums BCE?

this is stupid.

i dont know what the fuck people were doing in 16,000 BCE.



[Edited on February 11, 2011 at 4:41 PM. Reason : ]

2/11/2011 4:40:22 PM

2/11/2011 4:44:44 PM

In the Cenozoic Era, specifically the Quaternary Period and Pleistocene Epoch, you may have found creatures like the ones pictured here

2/11/2011 4:45:30 PM

Quote :

"The 6th century is the period from 501 to 600 in accordance with the Julian calendar in the Christian/Common Era. In the West this century marks the end of Classical Antiquity and the beginning of the Middle Ages."

so I'm at the very beginning of knights and castles and shit. cool.

also, I think too many people have posts well over 2011 for this game to really work well

2/11/2011 5:33:01 PM

in the year 79667 BC...

The human population declined suddenly according to evidence from the mutation rate of mitochondria evaluated in 2000. The survivors provided the gene pool for all humans thereafter

In 1983 an international expedition of American, Polish and Egyptian anthropologists in the Aswan region unexpectedly came upon the skeleton of a prehistoric man thought to be about 80,000 years old, the oldest human skeleton ever found in Egypt. Early modern humans were present in the Levant between 130,000-80,000 BP.

Homo Neanderthal Man (150,000 - 1,300 B.C.), had an average life span of forty years, practiced burial rights and is firmly established in Europe from Germany to Baghdad. We need to keep in mind that our belief of a shorter life span of earlier peoples has proven many times to be incorrect. It is likely that all Homo Sapiens has a potential average life span of seventy some years and other perceptions are distorted statistics. Some suggest Homo Neanderthal Man appears to have been assimilated by 25,000 B.C. into Modern Man. Homo Sapiens means "wise, rational man" or modern man. Other evidence suggests they are not assimilated but died out as a competitive people. They have a larger brain and are more muscular than Homo Sapiens and appear to be more suited to colder climates. The Broken Hill, Saldanda, Swanscombe and Steinheim men of this time fit neither Homo Neanderthal nor modern man profiles. History is not as clean cut as the European mind would like it to be. Some of the cold climate adaptive features of Homo Neanderthal man however still exist among northern Europeans and the Inuit and lap peoples of the far north. The Germanic people might find their roots in the Homo Neanderthal culture.

Osaka man is discovered and some claim he is modern man, others dispute this claim.

Barda Balka near Chemchemal (Iraq) is a camping site used for the manufacture of flint tools. Burial sites at this time contained tools, food offerings and other ornaments suggesting a tribal belief in an after life and or a great social kinship culture. Reverence for life appears inherent to most early cultures.

DNA studies suggest modern man began departing Africa about 80,000 B.C. Older studies suggest out of Africa 50,000 B.C. Asia was reached 60,000 B.C. and Europe 40,000 B.C. It is believed they followed the ocean coast and that Europe was populated from Asia not Africa. See 70,000 B.C. for conflicting date studies and migration direction. Folks seem to agree a northern migration path is not likely at this time. Why?

The Migration of 'Out of Africa' assumes that these people replaced local populations but new evidence suggests they interbreed with the local populations. If the Africans replaced local population, why do we all not look like Africans? Why are we not all dark complexion, why don't we all have African blood types?

2/11/2011 5:37:45 PM

I feel as if this thread was not thought out very well prior to creation

2/11/2011 5:45:11 PM

2/11/2011 5:49:37 PM

In AD 2748, war was beginning.

2/11/2011 11:25:54 PM

56610

Duke beats Rigel 3 for the Alpha quadrant Championship

NCSU just misses the tournament, but fans can still talk about that great cinderella story 54,627 years ago

The Federation President, George Z Bush, has announced that we are on the verge of catching Osama Bin Laden

The Democratic candidate, Barack Obama the 1435th, has proposed that spending more Fedrons than the Federation has is the way to solve the defict, and wants to take away everyone's right to bear lasers.

Bernie Madoff is realeased from prison.

2/12/2011 12:12:20 AM

I'm too lazy to find a picture of a bear with a laser strapped to its forehead, so just imagine I posted one here

2/12/2011 12:43:48 AM

^compromise, there's one with a t-rex

2/12/2011 1:00:04 AM

lolwut

2/12/2011 1:02:15 AM

2/12/2011 1:04:26 AM

ok, I'll play...

5792: One of several years considered by some Christians to be the year earth was created, according to chronology charts. This source disagrees:

Quote :

"However, verse 9 states that the Ammonites crossed over Jordan and severely distressed all of Israel so the extra 18 years must be added to the entire chronology, not just that of the tribes on the East of Jordan. For that reason, the Creation was 5810 instead of 5792 BC."

more on that for 1593

Quote :

"perhaps ciphers for 100's had been dropped, trimming 1300 years from Genesis 5 and 11 in the Masoretic Text (MT). According to the LXX chronology, the Flood occurred in 3537 BC, with Babel around 3300 BC, creation at 1593 BC ± 10 years."

2/12/2011 1:16:23 AM

its the happened in your post count year thread, not what do crazy people pretend happened

2/12/2011 1:24:41 AM

Well, I didn't get any hits for more realistic events, so I went with that

2/12/2011 1:56:35 AM

67000 years ago, someone lost a foot bone in the Phillipines

2/12/2011 2:02:25 AM

678

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/678

Events

[edit]By place
[edit]Byzantine Empire
The first Arab siege of Constantinople (674–678) ends.
[edit]Asia
April 27—Japanese Emperor Temmu holds divination for the purpose of proceeding to the Abstinence-palace.
May 3—When the Japanese Emperor and the officers are about to leave for the Abstinence-palace at the hour of sunrise, Princess Tochi suddenly takes ill and dies within the Palace. For this reason the Emperor is unable to proceed. No Sacrifice to the Gods of Heaven and Earth results in take place.
May 10—Princess Tochi is buried at a place named Ako. The Emperor, her father, is graciously pleased to raise lament for her.
[edit]By topic
[edit]Religion
June 27—Pope Agatho succeeds Pope Donus as the 79th pope. He is the first to stop paying tribute to the Byzantine Emperor upon election.
In Japan, the national worshiping to the Gods of Heaven and Earth is planned, and the Emperor tries to select a woman as a Saio to make her serve the Gods. However, the plan is not successful because the woman, Princess Tochi, suddenly dies.
[edit]Births

K'inich Ahkal Mo' Naab III, Maya ruler of Palenque
[edit]Deaths

King Uija of Baekje
Zhang Wenguan
May 3—Princess Tochi, empress of Japan
Abdullah ibn Aamir, a Sahaba and Governor of Busra as well as famous Arab General

2/12/2011 7:46:35 AM

DAT 96 CE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/96

Nerva declared emperor of Rome
Arch of Titus completed
Book of Revelation written.

Not even 100 years in and people are worrying about the end times. GG religion.

2/12/2011 11:05:48 AM

2/12/2011 11:14:22 AM

people have been worrying about the endtimes since the dawn of man

also, most scholars agree that the book of revelations isn't about the end of the world, but actually a letter of warning using thick metaphors

2/12/2011 11:45:58 AM

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lol

2/12/2011 1:24:48 PM