What do you prefer to use to protect your butt from aids on public seats?

2/14/2011 3:02:32 PM

i prefer the fancy ones in the airport where a nice new piece of plastic slides around each time. no room for error.

2/14/2011 3:03:46 PM

I wipe the whole seat and put a triple layed swath of TP in the gap of the traditional horseshoe seat.

2/14/2011 3:03:51 PM

dude, if there are people sitting on your seat while you're trying to do your business can you really call them your "aids"

2/14/2011 3:03:55 PM

2/14/2011 3:04:24 PM

2/14/2011 3:06:20 PM

Dweedle does that, except he likes to dangle his toes in the water

2/14/2011 3:08:16 PM

the bigger question is: What's wrong with your ass that makes it a feasible entry point for aids?

You don't need to protect the seat (wipe it off, maybe...), there are way grosser things the rest of you touch (like money), and you're not going to catch anything through you ass unless you have big sores or cuts on your butt.

which returns me to the original question

2/14/2011 3:29:15 PM

i just sit on the seat, its probably cleaner than almost any doorknob

and lets talk about unisex bathrooms for a second:
fuck you, you stupid hovering bitches. you all are the damn problem. if everyone sat then the seat would be clean, but since your gilded asshole is too damn good to sit on the seat like everyone else you have to hover and get your piss everywhere. so now, when i get back from my extended lunch at the golden coral, i have to wipe the seat or try to hover myself. so fuck you. i hate sharing bathrooms with women, women always have the grossest bathrooms.

2/14/2011 3:45:17 PM

Paper or hover

2/14/2011 3:46:51 PM

I think it's a comfort thing. I don't want to be thinking about what's been on the seat, it's already distracting enough deucing in public. For the OP, I prefer TP. I also pad the gap lest my junk touch ceramic inadvertantly. The seat covers just want to move around, I haven't encountered the plastic ones.

2/14/2011 3:47:30 PM

I got called out the other day for shitting in the private bathroom, which is supposed to be used exclusively for number 1. I would have gotten away with it, but the boss saw my right shirt sleeve rolled up and immediately knew why.

2/14/2011 3:51:08 PM

fuck seat covers, i just shit

2/14/2011 3:51:42 PM

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"women always have the grossest bathrooms"

true. squatters fuckin piss me off.

i will say though, working in a small office building i have never ONCE found piss on the seat and am happy to report that we are a squatter free work environment

2/14/2011 4:05:51 PM

I just use two strips of TP under the ass part of the seat. The protectors are annoying - but when the poop plops down onto the part in the water, it sounds funny.

2/14/2011 5:31:12 PM

125% chance that slave famous chimes in on a toilet-related thread

2/14/2011 5:35:54 PM

brown paper towels.

2/14/2011 6:30:51 PM

I laugh at all you dumbasses that think a thin piece of toilet paper or a thin seat liner is going to protect your ass from all the "dangers" of a public toilet seat. Hahaha suckers.


But hey. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

2/14/2011 6:39:27 PM

i usually hover, drop my first log on the seat, smear it all over it and sit on that for the rest of my deuce.

2/14/2011 6:41:29 PM

The worst is when it's one of those poorly designed toilets and your dong tip sits on the ceramic or takes a swim

And yes, it's all psychological protection...unless there is a lot of drippage on the toilet

2/14/2011 6:42:50 PM

^^ see that's ok. Your on shit can't make you sick. Plus it provides a thicker barrier to someone elses piss or shit.

2/14/2011 6:45:08 PM

and i get my own bathroom at work!

2/14/2011 6:47:38 PM

A layer of paper is protection against microbes! They can crawl through my skin but they can't make it through paper!!!


Seriously, just fucking sit down. It's not a big deal.

2/14/2011 6:48:28 PM

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"women always have the grossest bathrooms"

I learned this the hard way cleaning bathrooms at Fresh Market. The girls' b-room always looked like a tampon-and-toilet-paper tornado had gone through it.

2/14/2011 7:17:55 PM

paper ass gaskets for the mother fuckin win!

2/14/2011 9:29:51 PM

Dick tip on the ceramic is definitely the worse. I also hate when I drop a log and the water splashes back up on my asshole

2/14/2011 10:51:20 PM

Just wipe the piss off the seat and sit down.

2/14/2011 10:55:18 PM

The worst (besides the dick on toilet action) is when there is a near puddle of piss directly in front of the toilet...like right where your pants are when you're shitting. Seriously, how does someone miss so badly for so long?

2/14/2011 11:03:41 PM

yeah I hate the piss puddle waiting to soak my pants

I am pretty expeditious about my excretions - I figure life is an adventure and we're already much cleaner than we used to be a hundred years ago

2/14/2011 11:07:24 PM

i just shit on the floor

2/14/2011 11:27:19 PM

shit outside ftw

2/15/2011 12:38:48 AM

who cares? urine is sterile and if you wipe the piss off the seat it should be a non-issue anyway. people who hover of layer tp are pussies.

2/15/2011 12:59:32 AM

urine is sterile until it hits your urethra, but if you're not diseased, it's unlikely to pick up anything really bad (most of the bacteria there are benign). Once it leaves your body, all bets are off. Urine sitting on a seat for a while will not remain sterile.

But again, it's highly unlikely that you're going to pick up some flesh eating bacteria from it.

I agree that people who hover or layer tp are pussies.

2/15/2011 9:45:23 AM

My method:

1) Wet some paper towels
2) Wipe off seat
3) Sit down

If I can get most of the visible pee/poop off the seat where my butt/thigh is touching, then I'm game. Just make sure to wash myself off good when I get home.

2/15/2011 3:19:14 PM

Quote :

"the bigger question is: What's wrong with your ass that makes it a feasible entry point for aids? You don't need to protect the seat (wipe it off, maybe...), there are way grosser things the rest of you touch (like money), and you're not going to catch anything through you ass unless you have big sores or cuts on your butt."

^This

A quick wipe to remove any stray hairs/piss I don't want sticking to my thighs and we're good to go.

But the shallow bowl/dick on porcelain issue must be resolved!!

2/15/2011 3:25:27 PM

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"I learned this the hard way cleaning bathrooms at Fresh Market. The girls' b-room always looked like a tampon-and-toilet-paper tornado had gone through it."

As a former FM courtesy clerk or whatever the fuck they call it, I also found myself disgusted with the women's bathroom. Absolutely worse than the men's, no question.

2/15/2011 5:07:39 PM

just sit down. im sure the door handle is worse.

2/15/2011 7:19:38 PM

save a toilet, shit on a hooker.

2/15/2011 7:47:00 PM

^^^is there something special about Fresh Market customers I should know?? why is this place so much worse than everywhere else?

2/15/2011 9:12:09 PM

ass gaskets all the way!

2/15/2011 9:24:09 PM

^^ every woman's bathroom is terrible

2/15/2011 9:25:13 PM

^oh yeah. i agree. most are pretty bad.

but there were two comments directly related to the Fresh Market...seemed like something more special might be going on like writing in feces on the walls or something.

2/15/2011 10:06:50 PM

Old ladies are probably the originators of the 4 inch pubes and piss covered seats typical in FM bathrooms.

2/16/2011 1:30:37 AM