Everyday, the guy who owns the deli where I buy my lunch gives me a free freshly baked chocolate chip cookie. Now, I'm not much of a sweets guy myself, so I never eat the cookie. I always save it, and give it to a coworker later.
I can tell that this coworker is a former fatty. That she worked really hard to lose some weight in the past....she just has that kind of fatty frame.

Anyway, everyday when I ask if she wants my cookie, she always acts like shes debating the question. Like shes fooling someone....we both know what her answer is going to be within seconds, she is always unwrapping the saran wrap, and stuffing her face with that chocolate treat.
I get such a kick out of it all, cause she just cant say NO.

2/21/2011 2:56:21 PM

you just want to fatten her up before she's in your doable weight range

2/21/2011 2:57:13 PM

Don't bring her the cookie one day, partly for her own good, but mainly to see the subtle dissapointment on her face when she realizes whats happening.

2/21/2011 2:57:29 PM

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the cookie again.

2/21/2011 2:58:42 PM

aha

grimx

2/21/2011 2:59:35 PM

She wasn't in the office today, so I set the cookie on her chair. Not a biggie...,but she will have to eat a butt-chair-cookie tomorrow to indulge herself.

2/21/2011 3:00:55 PM

why is your 'i' upside down?

2/21/2011 3:01:27 PM

tomorrow she will have 2 cookies

2/21/2011 3:01:35 PM

Quote :

"Everyday, the guy who owns the deli where I buy my lunch gives me a free freshly baked chocolate chip cookie. "

we need to hear more about this relationship. i mean, fat chicks come and go, but this guy bakes you cookies. Good lord, man, get your ass over to that deli after the lunch rush and strike up conversation.

2/21/2011 3:04:39 PM

His name LJ. Short italian guy from Jersey.
Really nice guy to know and talk to. Perpetual redskins optimist, and avid baseball fan. 10/10. I actually go out of my way everyday to walk to this guys shop to patronize his establishment.

2/21/2011 3:09:32 PM

what kind of movies does he like?

2/21/2011 3:15:21 PM

I'm not really sure. He did tell me he was golfing this past weekend though.

2/21/2011 3:20:05 PM

i don't really see anything dickish about this. now if you threw the cookie away in front of the deli owner every day, that would be a dick move

2/21/2011 3:21:43 PM

does he make a good philly

2/21/2011 3:22:16 PM

does he stuff a good sausage?

2/21/2011 3:23:12 PM

Both the chicken & steak phillies are off the meat rack

2/21/2011 3:23:28 PM

I mean... I would take the cookie every day, too

2/21/2011 3:24:38 PM

i'd take anything EMCE wants to give me.

2/21/2011 3:25:39 PM

im actually kind of sad

i thought i was the only one to get EMCE's cookies everyday

2/21/2011 3:26:10 PM

Next time take a bite of the cookie all seductively while making eye contact with her before giving her the rest

2/21/2011 3:26:31 PM

You should hook up the fat chick with the deli owner. Cut the middle man out.

2/21/2011 3:26:46 PM

itt, joe_schmoe goes overboard with the gay schtick

2/21/2011 3:26:55 PM

Quote :

"Next time take a bite of the cookie all seductively while making eye contact with her before giving her the rest"

Is it sad that I would be a dying a little inside because I would want the whole cookie?

Being a former fatty is a daily battle

2/21/2011 3:30:16 PM

you should rub it on your junk and THEN give it to her

2/21/2011 3:37:48 PM

well, you are what you eat

2/21/2011 3:51:32 PM

you hiring?

2/21/2011 4:13:07 PM

people prefer livestock ITT

2/21/2011 4:14:15 PM

aha

grimx

2/21/2011 4:16:56 PM

3/3/2011 12:50:45 PM

Quote :

"I mean... I would take the cookie every day, too"

3/3/2011 1:01:31 PM

coooooooooookiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_st316dJ2s

3/3/2011 1:03:56 PM

I made her cover her eyes and hold out her hands before I gave her the cookie today. She thought it was funny.


In reality, I'm teaching her inner fatty to do tricks for food

[Edited on March 3, 2011 at 1:05 PM. Reason : D]

3/3/2011 1:04:30 PM

3/3/2011 1:08:48 PM

lol

3/3/2011 1:41:05 PM