2/22/2011 2:13:57 PM

Should you let natural selection happen to people who are dumb enough to be loitering on a train track?

2/22/2011 2:15:39 PM

I like how they just assume the fatass would go down easy. The train is ten feet away...you have very little time to pull off such a complex maneuver.

2/22/2011 2:15:44 PM

It is a trolley. Not a train.

There is a difference in speed there.

2/22/2011 2:16:35 PM

I, for one, would not like to be playing god.

Plus, I would be too busy trying to film it on my cell phone video camera.

2/22/2011 2:17:26 PM

That fat person would have to be VERY fat in order to stop the trolley before it hit those people. It might not have the speed of a train but it will have a lot of momentum.

2/22/2011 2:17:48 PM

I like how "should you yell 'GTFO the tracks idiots!'" is not an option.

2/22/2011 2:17:49 PM

The rail looks to be thigh high. It would take quite a push to get the purple shirt behemoth over the rail and on to the track.

2/22/2011 2:17:50 PM

C) yell at them to get the hell out of the way

[Edited on February 22, 2011 at 2:18 PM. Reason : ^^]

2/22/2011 2:18:06 PM

derail the trolley, kill everyone inside is the obvious answer here

2/22/2011 2:18:14 PM

If the fat guy would stop the trolley then I doubt it is going with enough momentum to get all five of the others. Maybe 2-3 I'd think.

2/22/2011 2:19:01 PM

hire chris pine and denzel washington to try and stop it before it kills everyone

2/22/2011 2:19:13 PM

sounds like the plot to a Denzel movie

2/22/2011 2:19:36 PM

I'd probably say "Hey, there's a trolley coming dumbasses" and hope they aren't too stupid to figure it out.

2/22/2011 2:19:39 PM

What are the 5 idiots doing on the track?

2/22/2011 2:20:05 PM

Quote :

"What are the 5 idiots doing on the track? "

The backstroke

2/22/2011 2:22:17 PM

Darwin is smiling down upon them all and hoping theres a way to hit the one idiot and derail the trolley to take out the other 5

2/22/2011 2:26:17 PM