Motherfucker keeps his gun cleaning kit in an egg carton and cuts his pizza with scissors

2/22/2011 11:28:05 PM

pizza with leather gloves

2/22/2011 11:52:37 PM

Pizza kept in freezer

2/22/2011 11:53:29 PM

god damn he looks a lot different when he wasn't roided out.

2/22/2011 11:57:07 PM

man...FUCK the night slasher

2/23/2011 12:12:15 AM

quirky badass 80s cops were quirky like that

2/23/2011 12:13:49 AM

nice telescope in his window.

2/23/2011 12:35:43 AM

keys go anywhere

2/23/2011 1:32:20 AM

Marion Cobretti ITT.

2/23/2011 9:05:02 AM

grill newspaper storage

2/23/2011 11:59:33 AM

does it really help to push the remote at the tv like that when you hit the power button?

2/23/2011 12:04:43 PM

flick of the wrist remote controlling

Shades indoors

2/23/2011 12:06:36 PM

rhino statue on top of television as a keyholder

2/23/2011 12:11:46 PM

Bringing back memories of me as a kid walking around with a match in my mouth.

2/23/2011 1:20:58 PM

Im like Sly Stallone in Cobra

2/23/2011 1:40:48 PM

Quote :

"does it really help to push the remote at the tv like that when you hit the power button? "

that's how you had to work a Zenith in the 80s.

2/23/2011 1:51:31 PM

Haha didn't notice the rhino statue...

And yeah, you had to physically fling the RF waves at the TV

2/23/2011 5:20:41 PM

Quote :

"does it really help to push the remote at the tv like that when you hit the power button?"

Fuck yeah! Those damn buttons were sticky as hell from all the pizza grease from the leather gloves.

2/23/2011 5:47:15 PM

looking over shoulder while opening the door, have to check if being followed

2/23/2011 10:43:56 PM

^^ I always assumed that by putting on equal amounts of pizza stickiness and gun oil slickness my gloves would be fine.

2/23/2011 11:50:27 PM

ON SPIKE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

2/26/2011 12:34:21 AM

^

2/26/2011 1:13:53 AM

shit... I should have set my VCR

2/26/2011 2:27:51 AM

Quote :

"GLORIA ESTEFAN SOUNDTRACK"

2/26/2011 2:38:23 AM

light switch but no lights

2/26/2011 3:38:50 AM

I see pizza and egg carton

FUCK i'm hungry

2/26/2011 3:39:43 AM

Workin' too hard, tryin' to make a livin'

2/27/2011 8:04:59 AM

Old pepsi logo spotting at 0:04


Jazzy saxophone interlude from 0:00 - 0:16

2/27/2011 9:32:11 AM

the fucking trailer is ridiculous....ly awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObUuFsYgyGE

2/27/2011 10:03:05 AM

fun facts regarding beverly hills cop and cobra:

Quote :

"On the DVD featurette [BHC], producer Jerry Bruckheimer claimed that the part of Axel Foley was first offered to Mickey Rourke, who signed a $400,000 USD holding contract to do the film. When revisions and other preparations took longer than expected, Rourke left the project after his contract expired to do another film. It was then offered to Sylvester Stallone, with the character of Michael Tandino being his brother, and Jenny Summers being his love interest. Two weeks before filming was to start, Stallone was suddenly out and Eddie Murphy was in, prompting massive rewrites. According to Eddie Murphy on Inside the Actor's Studio, Stallone also envisioned a "harder edged" screenplay. After his departure due to differences in scope (Stallone essentially rewrote Beverly Hills Cop as what would be the 1986 film, Cobra) the role was re-written for Murphy."

and in beverly hills cop 2:

Quote :

"In the part where Axel, Taggard & Billy are at Billy's place, Axel asks to use the phone. While he is in Billy's room using the phone he pulls the door closed just a bit to reveal a Sylvester Stallone Cobra Movie poster and Axel gave his "Axel Foley Laugh.""

i just gave an axel foley laugh

2/27/2011 12:05:40 PM

"My brother Sly is such a wuss"

2/27/2011 12:12:13 PM

Personally I prefer Lethal Weapon, the film that finally showed us that suicide can be funny.

2/27/2011 12:37:28 PM

Tonight, the man known as the Night Slasher has apparently struck for the sixteenth time in just over a month’s time. The 22-year old victim was mutilated with a sharp instrument and seemed to be just as unlikely a victim as the other fifteen. Not much else known other than that the Night Slasher preys upon anyone: his victims have included businessmen, Asian immigrants, the elderly, and in one case, a sexually assaulted child. The serial killer has thrown the city into a growing panic, and up until now, no one has had a clue to his identity. The killer has been known to crawl through windows, cut telephone wires, and kill the victims in their sleep. The method of death has been mainly silent instruments such as claw hammers, knives, and axes…

2/27/2011 4:16:24 PM

This evening, I'm finally getting around to watching Tango & Cash.

3/3/2011 8:08:57 PM

Horrible

3/4/2011 1:15:05 AM

Still not as bad as Commando. That is the best"worst movie evar."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvk8kQenmS8

[Edited on March 4, 2011 at 1:40 AM. Reason : ]

3/4/2011 1:34:53 AM

I remember a time when I fantasized about living like Cobra, then I discovered the wonders of the female body.

3/5/2011 11:44:29 PM

^^pretty sure "Cool as Ice" ran away with that award

3/5/2011 11:49:44 PM

"AWSOM 50"

3/6/2011 12:16:26 AM

3/6/2011 2:36:55 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlJxurGCiM8

The black guy really hates (Ritz) crackers for some reason.

3/6/2011 2:45:06 PM

Like

3/6/2011 2:45:30 PM

3/6/2011 4:58:01 PM

CALL THE COBRA!


On Encore right now, just started.

4/13/2011 11:44:04 PM