and he's partly accompanied by Lenny Dykstra

http://www.infowars.com/exclusive-interview-charlie-sheen-to-appear-on-the-alex-jones-show-2pm-est/

this is happening now and its awesome

2/24/2011 2:53:49 PM

I want 2 million a week to wear bowling shirts and fuck actresses too

2/24/2011 2:54:31 PM

porn stars != actresses

2/24/2011 2:56:35 PM

this is significantly less interesting than Sheen flying his new girlfriend, ex-wife, Bree Olsen and a Gucci satchel of cocaine to the Bahamas on a private jet.

2/24/2011 2:57:57 PM

some choice quotes:

"Jones: You sound like Thomas Jefferson.
Sheen: No...he's a pussy."

"I have a disease? Bullshit, I cured it myself. Go touch yourself and I'll fly around the world with 2 smokin hotties."

"Everyone just lies down next to their ugly wives with their ugly kids and loser lives and looks at me and says I don't get it."

2/24/2011 2:59:32 PM

We still wont get it when we look at pictures online of him laying on his floor bloated with puffy exudate frothing out of his mouth 2 weeks after he OD'd

2/24/2011 3:02:22 PM

Where do I see this idiot speak. Didn't find it on that site and I can use a good lol

2/24/2011 3:04:13 PM

He still claims to be clean. That seems unlikely, but I don't have enough exposure to cokeheads to make much of a judgement.

He's off the show now, but I'm pretty sure it'll be archived on infowars.

"One of my favorites poets is Eminem. Inspiring me to stay violent."
-Charlie Sheen, America's #1 sitcom star

2/24/2011 3:08:58 PM

he might very well be clean for now but aint no way hes gonna keep at it hoofin it solo

2/24/2011 3:10:23 PM

He's going to die one day and everyone is going to forget about this and talk about Platoon and Wall Street, just like we all stopped talking about Michael Jackson being a pedophile and reminisced about Thriller when he died.

2/24/2011 3:14:07 PM

Quote :

"porn stars != actresses"

Sasha Grey...

ok, that's the only one...

2/24/2011 3:21:55 PM

Traci Lords killed it in Cry Baby

2/24/2011 3:23:11 PM

sasha gray was an actress??

Quote :

"He's going to die one day and everyone is going to forget about this and talk about Platoon and Wall Street, just like we all stopped talking about Michael Jackson being a pedophile and reminisced about Thriller when he died. "

FUCK MICHAEL, I CAN SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT ABOUT MICHAEL

[Edited on February 24, 2011 at 3:27 PM. Reason : g]

2/24/2011 3:26:34 PM

I can't stand celebrity driven culture, but I love Charlie Sheen.

the audio from today's "meltdown":

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/022411_sheen.mp3

2/24/2011 4:02:22 PM

Quote :

"“It was OK,” Jordan tells us. “It didn’t last very long.” While Jordan was surprised about their “quick” romp, she has a theory why it was so brief. “Because he was so f–ked up,” she claims. “When you’re that high…his performance wasn’t very long.” By her count, Mr. Two and a Half Men clocked in at just over two and a half minutes. She alleges he later made some “excuses” for his abbreviated performance. “It was a three-minute ordeal,” Jordan says of the hookup, which happened right before she left his house. “After sex we just sat in bed and he held on to me. He was sloppy but still functioning, [he] wouldn’t stop kissing my feet. He promised me he’d get me a Bentley.” Jordan claims Sheen was so much the worse for wear that she felt bad leaving, but did and went directly to deposit the check he wrote her for $30,000. “He’s the nicest guy, kind, sweet,” she says. “But for my safety, if I didn’t leave, I’ll be on a stretcher in the hospital. I sent him a text asking for the other $25,000.”"

2/24/2011 4:04:17 PM

What in the world is going on this interview?

2/24/2011 4:25:12 PM

I wouldnt give a bitch 10 cents to put cheese on her Whopper

2/24/2011 4:26:16 PM

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"porn stars != actresses"

that girl from "Zach and Miri make a Porno", she also hosts some show on HBO or Showtime..

Katie Morgan. I mean, yeah she played a pornstar, and she is, but it was kinda like acting

2/24/2011 6:38:17 PM

^ Traci Lords was also in that movie

2/24/2011 6:42:20 PM

I'd hang out with Charlie Sheen for a weekend.

2/24/2011 6:44:18 PM

Quote :

"You can kill me but you do not have the right to judge me"

Dude stole that from Apocalypse Now.

2/24/2011 7:46:32 PM

he cites Apocalypse Now when he says it

2/24/2011 8:15:42 PM

I'm dealing with fools and trolls

2/24/2011 8:20:34 PM

Quote :

""WINNING" "WINNING" "SOFT TARGETS" "

[Edited on February 24, 2011 at 8:33 PM. Reason : Dude is frackin' insane fo sho]

2/24/2011 8:32:09 PM

"Major League 3??? I ain't working with that crazy cracka!"

2/24/2011 8:40:38 PM

2.5 men is done for the season, huzzah!
http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/whats-alan-watching/posts/cbs-calls-charlie-sheens-bluff-shuts-down-two-and-a-half-men-for-season

2/24/2011 8:47:23 PM

this dude has lost his fucking mind

2/24/2011 11:17:12 PM

http://www.deadline.com/2011/02/cbs-and-warner-bros-pull-the-plug-on-two-and-a-half-men-for-this-season/

Damn.

2/25/2011 12:56:55 AM

On his harem of pornstars:

Quote :

"Let me just say this about the goddesses. I don't think the term is good enough. But when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions you must use the best choice available. So if you think about it dude, I'm oh-for-three with marriage with nary an excuse. Like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart—of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract I will leave to the amateurs and the bible-grippers."

On his recent state of mind:

Quote :

"I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.""

On love and hate:

Quote :

"My motto now is you must either love or you hate. And you must do so violently. And you have to hate everybody who is not in your family because they will destroy your family, and they will come at you in all forms and shapes. And therefore there's nothing in the middle. Don't live in the middle because that's where you get slaughtered. That's where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen. And within that is tremendous focus and tremendous clarity and tremendous peace because you have absolute and total resolve about your decisions. If you love with violence and hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned. And people say 'oh, you've got to work through your resentment. Yeah, no. I'm going to hang onto them and they're going to fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Anyway, you thought you were just messing with one dude? Sorry: Winning!"

2/25/2011 2:01:04 AM

Upon learning that 2 and a Half Men is being shut down:

Quote :

"What does this say about (Chuck Lorre) after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong. Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together... Charlie Sheen"

[Edited on February 25, 2011 at 2:24 AM. Reason : 2]

2/25/2011 2:23:48 AM

Quote :

"this dude has lost his fucking mind"

Quote :

"this dude has lost his fucking mind"

Quote :

"this dude has lost his fucking mind"

2/25/2011 2:35:42 AM

It sounds like Sheen quit drinking but not so much on the cocaine.

But if he really is clean, then no wonder that guy loves drugs. He's a lunatic. This is way more interesting than drugs and porn stars.

2/25/2011 8:19:24 AM

^^^I like how that version edits out what he really called Chuck Lorre. Haim Levine

2/25/2011 8:52:04 AM

What the fuck is wrong with this dude

Quote :

" -- He calls Lorre a turd, a clown, and says his real name is "Haim Levine" -- Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process." -- On Alcoholics Anonymous ... Sheen says it's a "bootleg cult" with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, "Newsflash .. I am special and I will never be one of you." -- After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie's response, "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things." -- On his drug and alcohol issues, "I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it ... with my mind.""

[Edited on February 25, 2011 at 9:02 AM. Reason : asdf]

2/25/2011 8:58:35 AM

countdown till overdose?

2/25/2011 9:10:04 AM

You know when Alex Jones is the second craziest person in an interview, you got problems

2/25/2011 10:42:30 AM

I'M GOING TO MISS TWO AND A HALF MEN SO MUCH

WHAT WILL I WATCH AT 9:30 ON A MONDAY NIGHT NOW?

2/25/2011 10:49:40 AM

OMG Charlie Sheen is so fucking cocky its retarded!!

2/25/2011 11:21:27 AM

I'm still not completely convinced Sheen is crazy.

This makes me worry a tad about my own mental health.

2/25/2011 11:21:30 AM

He does it for attention. At least I hope so.

2/25/2011 11:26:43 AM

2/25/2011 5:50:50 PM

So is the drug use a symptom of his narcissism or the cause of it? Or both?

I only know two people that I would describe as addicts, and they are total narcissists. Charismatic, and well-liked growing up, and then the moment adulthood presented a challenge that threatened their self-esteem, it was like BOOM drugs, going broke, robbing people. But they can't hold down part-time jobs for more than a month let alone star on a TV show for 8 years.

Let's crack this mystery.

2/25/2011 6:28:17 PM

Something like 50% of all sociopathic narcissists have alcoholic and drug use problems

2/25/2011 6:39:26 PM

This interview is the most entertaining thing he's done in years.

Charlie Sheen: 'I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special'
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/02/28/charlie.sheen/index.html

Quote :

""I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special," Sheen told NBC. "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching a total freaking rock star from Mars. And people can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain." He later said he has "tiger blood and Adonis DNA.""

Quote :

""Come Wednesday morning, they're going to rename it Charlie Bros., not Warner Bros.," he said."

Quote :

"He would not talk about recent high-profile incidents during which he allegedly was using drugs and alcohol and became violent, saying only that the people who are talking about the incidents "weren't there" and calling their accounts "the gibberish of fools.""

Quote :

"He said as far as he knows, there are no drugs in his home, but said he will throw them away if he finds them."

Also, he's on 20/20 tomorrow. The promo I saw featured him saying "I'm one on drug. It's called Charlie Sheen!"

2/28/2011 3:01:02 PM

stolen from twitter:

Quote :

"David Simon needs to do a 6th season of THE WIRE, where Marlo and his crew start selling Charlie Sheen on the corners."

2/28/2011 3:03:44 PM

so does he think that two and a half men is poetry and magic?

2/28/2011 3:04:01 PM

I have come to the conclusion that Charlie Sheen rules

2/28/2011 3:05:31 PM

Quote :

"so does he think that two and a half men is poetry and magic?"

I'm pretty sure he called the show a turd at one point as well as saying he turned Chuck Lorre's "tin can into gold"

2/28/2011 3:08:27 PM

Charlie Sheen is my new hero.

2/28/2011 3:15:56 PM

Quote :

"I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

2/28/2011 3:21:20 PM