Because he's an expert.

2/28/2011 2:57:18 AM

What size underwear does your mom wear?

2/28/2011 3:16:40 AM

At what age are cattle typically slaughtered for human consumption?

This thread is like a slow and wrong version of google

2/28/2011 9:28:47 AM

I can supply my own false answers, clearly

2/28/2011 10:16:23 AM

Quote :

" This thread is like a slow and wrong version of google"

Hahaha

2/28/2011 10:19:18 AM

Quote :

"At what age are cattle typically slaughtered for human consumption? "

did you really take issue with this? You do realize I was raised on a cattle farm, right?

2/28/2011 11:19:04 AM

Answer the question, fuckface

2/28/2011 12:06:21 PM

it already got answered in Soap Box.

2/28/2011 12:17:13 PM

eleusis you need to double down and stay yourself

you're one of the only second wave trolls we have left

2/28/2011 12:23:55 PM

inform us about horse larceny

2/28/2011 1:45:02 PM

but i was giving you a chance to answer it correctly

2/28/2011 8:19:44 PM

why are you so mean?

your wife told me you cried watching Cars so I know you're capable of emotion

seriously, man
open your heart!

we love you

2/28/2011 8:22:37 PM

nevermind

[Edited on February 28, 2011 at 9:29 PM. Reason : that's mean even for me]

2/28/2011 9:25:30 PM

*popcorn*

2/28/2011 9:28:28 PM

shit all I have are swiss rolls....this is a good popcorn thread

(he will also have something to say about these swiss rolls which will be entertainment for you all)

2/28/2011 9:30:30 PM

expound on the benefits of offshore wind farms over those of nuclear power?

3/14/2011 2:58:54 PM

Why does mommy cry all the time?

3/16/2011 1:50:17 PM

can a kitten lift a cow?

3/16/2011 2:47:57 PM

in miami yes
because there are no cows there

3/16/2011 3:04:37 PM

How should I tell dad that I'm engaged? Via text message or facebook?

3/16/2011 4:05:07 PM

^ He didn't ask your dad for permission? weak sauce

Quote :

"I commute to/from campus on a motorcycle, and I was on my way out behind Broughton/Riddick on the one way towards the steam plant, and as I was making that blind left curve towards the bus stop, a skateboarder came flying around the corner going the wrong way right in the middle of the road. Of course, slammed on my brakes and my tires were still cold (had only been moving about 200 yds) and so the rear locked up and I barely dodged him, but made it out in one piece and went on my way. Now, for all the e-lawyers out there - Had I hit him, would I be held responsible or would he? And if I wasn't responsible and I went down, would I be able to hold him liable and have repairs etc. covered? Just curious, as I'm sure this won't be the last time I run into this situation. Opinions?"

3/16/2011 4:06:34 PM

You just crushed my last remaining dream lucy. You could have told me personally instead of leaving me to find out in the "ask eleusis anything" thread.

3/16/2011 4:07:22 PM

Hypothetical question

And permission is not required. I'm an adult.

Also, when are you coming back to Florida for vacation? Also, why was the Sahara so ghetto? Is that why it closed?

Where do you want to go on your next big vacation?

[Edited on March 16, 2011 at 4:13 PM. Reason : w]

3/16/2011 4:09:26 PM

It's the gentleman thing to do

And you can direct all questions for me here:

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=542865

3/16/2011 4:14:06 PM

This is currently going down in Soap Box and while I don't care to actually read the thread, just seeing eleusis say

Quote :

"I'm going to continue to talk down to you because you're a dumbass that continues to comment on topics you know nothing about."

and

Quote :

"If you don't like being called the fuck out for being a dumbass, then keep your mouth shut about things you know nothing about. If you think you actually know something, then back it up with real facts"

is pretty funny.

4/6/2011 12:32:15 PM

Quote :

"It's the gentleman thing to do"

2nded

[Edited on April 6, 2011 at 12:46 PM. Reason : it also shows the future in-laws opinion of you]

4/6/2011 12:46:09 PM

^^

HOLY:

4/6/2011 1:24:31 PM

dude sucks

that much is clear

4/6/2011 5:31:25 PM