So we went to Carolina Ale House with some friends and my buddy got completely shit housed, passed out in parking lot, and I had to pick him up and drag him into the back seat. About halfway home the mother fucker starts kicking me in the back of the head and slapping me. I rear back, hit him a couple times, and he keeps the shit up. Eventually I hope in the back and start shit on him before he (seemingly) calms down. 5 minutes later he decides to grad my girlfriend and try to make her stop the car. Same thing goes down.

We finally get home and the idiot is talking about "you better get to the house quick cuz I'm going to kill ur dog!" I tackle the dumb shit out front and wind up shitting on him pretty bad. Until all the neighbors are outside watching the whole ordeal.

I finally manage to get him into the house and throw his ass in his bed, grab the dog, and proceed to go back to the girlfriends house. I get about 60yrds away and the idiot comes running out of the apartment with a bucket (mind you theres about 6 neighbors outside one with their infant) and starts talking more shit. Me being an idiot, I throw my arms out and dare him to shoot the shit at me and THE FUCKING ASSHOLE FIRES- Got me square in the shoulder with a stray ass pellet. I take off and head to the girlfriends to get my ass banged up (she's the emt in my sn) and get a call from RPD charging him with drunken disorderly, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, and ATEMPTED MURDER! Obviously i don't press charges and am debating if I want to go get shit from over there quite yet.

3/2/2011 10:43:43 PM

Cool [FAKE AND GAY] Story Bro.

3/2/2011 10:45:34 PM

[/FAKE AND GAY]

3/2/2011 10:46:45 PM

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3/2/2011 10:46:48 PM

merbig is becoming a worthless poster.

3/2/2011 10:47:19 PM

I'm just glad I don't have drunk stupid drama. Thanks for the refresher.

3/2/2011 10:50:18 PM

3/2/2011 10:50:50 PM

so all you do is parody threads right?

3/2/2011 11:01:25 PM

Yes. That is all I do.

3/2/2011 11:28:14 PM

it kinda is all you do

3/3/2011 12:32:42 AM

TROLL TROLL TROLL

3/3/2011 1:01:28 AM