Today I decided on a whim to actually try one of these sexual stimulants that you see at the gas station near the register all the time. I picked one called MAX Stamina. It's main ingredients are Yohimbe and something called LongJack and some other shit. $1.50 for a little package of 3, worth a try right?

Not really. Maybe I didn't take enough, but it says take one or two capsules 45 minutes before sexual activities. All it did was make me hyper, not really even that horny. I took one today, and I guess I can try 2 some other time.

Anyway, I was wondering if any of these sex pills you see in the gas station or in the drug store or in commercials really work. Has anyone tried any of this shit with success? Can I really make my dick bigger AND go all night? This shit must work on some level, or it wouldn't be such a huge industry, right?

3/6/2011 6:40:11 PM

It works on the insecurity level

3/6/2011 6:41:01 PM

if your erection lasts more than four hours

3/6/2011 6:41:51 PM

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"This shit must work on some level, or it wouldn't be such a huge industry, right?"

Mexicans.

3/6/2011 6:42:59 PM

So this ENTIRE industry is supported by the insecurity of men?

3/6/2011 6:43:25 PM

isn't that obvious?

3/6/2011 6:44:17 PM

OK, well I can believe that about the enlargement pills, but what about the Stamina Pills? Uber Load Pills? Sensitivity Pills? Whatever else there is Pills?

3/6/2011 6:46:45 PM

sounds like its time to start a blog about testing them

3/6/2011 6:51:08 PM

I've found that the only sexual stimulant to work for me is drinking a gallon of cheetah blood mixed with 1 pint of hooker spit

3/6/2011 6:52:18 PM

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"if your erection lasts more than four hours"

I won't be calling a doctor... I'll call all the girls I know

3/6/2011 6:53:33 PM

yohimbine does work, but there's no telling how much is or isn't in your pills

3/6/2011 7:01:15 PM

http://www.semenex.com/home.html

3/6/2011 7:05:37 PM

dont u think that if there was really something out there that worked.....men everywhere would be buying it. but they wouldnt talk about it with friends is really whats going on. if it was true, my dick would need a shopping cart and a blanket to get around.

3/6/2011 7:08:16 PM

http://www.drugs.com/cdi/yohimbine.html

3/6/2011 7:26:22 PM

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"I won't be calling a doctor... I'll call all the girls I know "

yeah i'm sure they will respond positively to that. HEY I GOT A GIGANTIC BONER COME OVER NOW

[Edited on March 6, 2011 at 7:32 PM. Reason : .]

3/6/2011 7:31:43 PM

The ones you usually see on TV just cause much, much more blood to go towards your nether-regions... That's why men on meds for high blood pressure usually have to take Viagra or something similar

As far as enlargement, I honestly don't see how you could ever enlarge anything by a pill. Maybe some men are fooled because they're more of a grower than a shower and get all excited thinking they added an inch or so?..

3/6/2011 7:33:45 PM

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"yeah i'm sure they will respond positively to that. HEY I GOT A GIGANTIC BONER COME OVER NOW"

haha

3/6/2011 11:40:39 PM

most of those pills are bigger than my dick is

3/6/2011 11:43:48 PM

Try and afrodisiac and fuck a black bitch while eating clams as you get crabs. I hear you'll go all night.

3/6/2011 11:47:08 PM

If you fool 3 million men for $1.50 each, how much money do you have?

3/7/2011 12:31:07 AM

Cialis is a sex pill that does work. My dick could have cut diamonds.

3/7/2011 12:35:23 AM

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"UBER LOAD PILLS"

3/7/2011 12:49:09 AM

you've got this all wrong. you should be measuring your taint

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=609851

3/7/2011 12:52:43 AM

as much as guys argue over sex and dick size, the more women I meet, the more I realize that they are into a man with a dependable income and a decent appearance, i.e. someone with their "shit together".

So, having a nice job and style helps the most.

I think that the myths of getting women with a big dick are completely busted.

3/7/2011 12:53:33 AM

so you're basically saying you have a small penis

3/7/2011 12:58:39 AM

no, but it really is the truth.

3/7/2011 1:01:52 AM

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"Anyway, I was wondering if any of these sex pills you see in the gas station or in the drug store or in commercials really work. Has anyone tried any of this shit with success? Can I really make my dick bigger AND go all night? This shit must work on some level, or it wouldn't be such a huge industry, right?"

I read an article about 5 years ago where a guy was going to sue one of those penis enlargement drug companies because it didn't make him bigger, so I guess they don't work.

3/7/2011 1:23:18 AM

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"as much as guys argue over sex and dick size, the more women I meet, the more I realize that they are into a man with a dependable income and a decent appearance, i.e. someone with their "shit together". So, having a nice job and style helps the most. I think that the myths of getting women with a big dick are completely busted. "

While dependable income and decent appearance may get you a life partner, there is no doubt in my mind that the girl has no inspiration to sleep with you more than the minimum number of times needed to keep you off her back so she can continue to use you for your money, your shelter, and your reputation.

3/7/2011 4:00:55 AM

Girls don't care what kind of job you have. It isn't the 50s anymore. Money only matters to a girl if you have a fuckton of it, which no one on here has.

3/7/2011 8:35:39 AM

Well the type of job matters. Someone who has a job that has benefits, stability, not minimum wage. Bonus if it's a job that will allow me to stay home for a few years with the kids.
Size of thang don't matter, unless of course he's captain pinkie or the size of a two litter bottle.

3/7/2011 8:58:59 AM

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"getting women with a big dick"

I prefer my women without a dick.

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"afrodisiac"

I prefer americodisiacs to afrodisiacs. [no racist]

3/7/2011 9:04:29 AM

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"Girls don't care what kind of job you have."

Maybe not the types of girls you're after. Or maybe this is just what you tell yourself, but I'm sure most women would rather not date/be in a relationship with a waiter/janitor/bag boy if they're over 24 and have their own shit together.

3/7/2011 9:15:20 AM

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"something called LongJack"

3/7/2011 10:09:32 AM

^^that statement is flawed as you left out the follow up to his statement, being that it is the amount of money you get for your job and the security that comes with it. If you were a grocery bagger making 65K a year or better, I'm sure a women wouldn't care what you did, but rather that you are financially well off and stable. The jobs you listed are simply not high paying jobs, and thus fit his statement perfectly

3/7/2011 10:13:57 AM

^but that would never happen.

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"Girls don't care what kind of job you have. It isn't the 50s anymore. Money only matters to a girl if you have a fuckton of it, which no one on here has."

Wait until she starts pushin 30. Career and income will matter.





[Edited on March 7, 2011 at 10:27 AM. Reason : df]

3/7/2011 10:24:39 AM

Oh I thought we were talking about getting women, not marrying them. I mean yeah, long term, financial stability surely factors in to the marriage decision, but it's not like i'm announcing at the club how much money I make.

3/7/2011 10:27:53 AM

^^true, but what happens if you have a lot of inherited money or you have a settlement that will keep you paid. I know rich people who are bartenders or work retail just to keep themselves busy, get health insurance, and for "perks" that come with the job. No one really cares what you do when looking at a relationship as long as it doesn't make you stink, isn't too dangerous (ie: cop, military, etc), and your not a porn star. It is all about stability. I don't think a chick gives 2 shits if you are a computer programer, banker, lab tech, HR rep, or paper salesman (or a lesser thought of job)- as long as you can provide, they probably aren't going to care how

[Edited on March 7, 2011 at 10:29 AM. Reason : ^]

3/7/2011 10:29:08 AM

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"While dependable income and decent appearance may get you a life partner, there is no doubt in my mind that the girl has no inspiration to sleep with you more than the minimum number of times needed to keep you off her back so she can continue to use you for your money, your shelter, and your reputation."

Ahh yes, the other side of the coin.

However, this is better than fapping all the time, no?

3/7/2011 11:48:08 AM

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[Edited on March 7, 2011 at 12:03 PM. Reason : oop, wrong thread]

3/7/2011 12:02:25 PM

wrong thread

3/7/2011 12:03:17 PM

You're buying "sex pills" at a gas station. Why the FUCK would it even cross your mind that they would work?

3/7/2011 12:05:18 PM

Wait, you can buy SEX - in pill form - at a gas station?

3/7/2011 3:21:56 PM

3/7/2011 4:03:24 PM

If only there were a pill to make guys' dicks and wallets bigger.

Work on that ok?

3/7/2011 4:18:00 PM

The only sex pills I've taken are zinc ion pills. Just to increase my load. There's nothing hotter thana woman that likes to have fun with spunk.

3/7/2011 5:39:48 PM

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"I prefer americodisiacs to afrodisiacs. [no racist]"

just dont get the dubaidisiacs

sure, you get the biggest boner of all time, but then you cant pay for it and the surrounding area turns into a shithole

3/7/2011 6:25:27 PM