I went against my own rule and went to Wal-Mart tonight and of course, I have an encounter with a weirdo.



She said "hi" when I walked by... I said "um, hi" back, then she laughed and said "isn't that what you are supposed to say on this sun?". I quickly went down the next aisle and pretended to be looking at ladders.

She then asked the Wal-Mart guy for help finding something and then told him that she had "a mind control helmet on, but my journey was almost done so I am going to be taking it off soon"

Later she ran down an aisle yelling "streamers!!" with some towel or something in her hands

3/6/2011 10:50:21 PM

I want to party with her.

3/6/2011 10:54:29 PM

I'd hit it.

P.S. I like her shoe/sock combo

3/6/2011 10:55:32 PM

how were her boobs?

3/6/2011 11:02:36 PM

couldn't really tell, she had one some weird layers and shit, like a thick coat, a shirt on top of that, and then a poofy vest thing

3/6/2011 11:04:42 PM

i cannot say if id hit or not without any knowledge of the bewbs

3/6/2011 11:06:58 PM

Are you buying bananas and lube?

3/6/2011 11:07:09 PM

It looks to me that there is something Cinnabon in his shopping cart.

3/6/2011 11:10:46 PM

Cinnabon candle

3/6/2011 11:15:37 PM

that chick probably went home and posted on http://www.unicornboards.com about the weirdo she saw at walmart. she saw the sun and he didnt even say more than "hi" after she did her dance of ra.

3/6/2011 11:37:22 PM

what's wierd is you photo stalked her.

3/6/2011 11:38:27 PM

^ yeah, using a cell phone to take a picture of a weirdo as Wal-Mart is soooooo crazy! Much crazier than having a mind control helmet and claiming to be from another planet. In fact, it would be down right impossible to have a website dedicated to such pics because it is just too unusual

3/6/2011 11:43:12 PM

She was probably on drugs.

3/6/2011 11:44:58 PM

Cool Starry Bra

3/6/2011 11:46:12 PM

Why does the walmart employee have purple hands?

3/7/2011 12:09:00 AM

^ Wearing latex or purple nitrile gloves, perhaps.

[Edited on March 7, 2011 at 12:27 AM. Reason : Also: Stuff like this makes me glad I don't shop at wal-mart.]

3/7/2011 12:27:01 AM

you shoulda gone with it, see how far the rabbit hole goes

[Edited on March 7, 2011 at 2:29 AM. Reason : s]

3/7/2011 2:29:04 AM

I looked at that pic for 5 minutes trying to spot E.T.'s head camouflaged in the aisle display.

3/7/2011 7:22:39 AM

shoulda closed.

3/7/2011 8:36:33 AM

Quote :

"She was probably on drugs."

this, or another form of psychotic breakdown

3/7/2011 8:41:44 AM

My first thought was LSD.

3/7/2011 9:01:34 AM

This is actually the part I like about Wal-Mart. Most recently I had someone ask if I drew my shirt, and until it started getting creepy I enjoyed the conversation. (I did not draw my shirt, btw) I would have followed this rabbit hole til I ran out of time or thought she was going to assault me. I like to take my small breaks from reality with people who're on large breaks, it's interesting.

3/7/2011 9:18:17 AM

3/7/2011 9:39:59 AM

Quote :

"WAL MART BANANAS"

3/7/2011 9:45:04 AM

she looks like she is 4ft tall, at best

3/7/2011 10:08:04 AM

you say that like it's a bad thing

3/7/2011 10:12:30 AM

Quote :

"I like to take my small breaks from reality with people who're on large breaks, it's interesting."

lol

3/7/2011 10:43:43 AM

^^^^^ that movie is awesome lol

3/7/2011 12:08:28 PM

She has two arms to hold me and
Four legs to wrap around me
She's not your typical girlfriend
She's my alien

I bought the astronauts kit
Now all I need's a rocket
My love, intergalactic friend
She's my alien

3/7/2011 12:08:48 PM

Quote :

"My first thought was LSD."

[Edited on March 7, 2011 at 1:35 PM. Reason : motherfucking space cadet]

3/7/2011 1:35:14 PM

good thread

would read again

3/7/2011 1:39:52 PM