qntmfred gets jacked/assaulted tonight.

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Also, this is a placeholder for when this inevitably happens.

[Edited on March 14, 2011 at 4:47 PM. Reason : m]

3/14/2011 4:47:36 PM

wwwebsurfer for TT/classyfied mod. The rest can rot

I'd also expand EMCE's reach to all boards. He's pretty cool/fair.

3/14/2011 4:49:51 PM

i thought this thread is gonna be about nuclear meltdown

3/14/2011 4:52:01 PM

consult the official tww emergency org chart

3/14/2011 4:54:31 PM

never noticed the lockdown before

3/14/2011 4:55:35 PM

pending confirmation from my lawyer, i've appointed zorthage as official emergency egg hunt operator in case of my demise

3/14/2011 5:01:35 PM

^LOLOL

this was honestly my first concern

3/14/2011 5:06:53 PM

i know what's important to tww


[Edited on March 14, 2011 at 5:14 PM. Reason : other than deleting PMs, photo comments, suspending nemesiseses and site3 i mean]

3/14/2011 5:12:26 PM

photo comments <3

3/14/2011 5:14:11 PM

Woah I thought that was a script


I won't fail you oh qntmlord

3/14/2011 5:38:27 PM

hey, z! I can has eggs please???

3/14/2011 5:38:57 PM

remember to seed the script properly to disproportionately show an assload of eggs to some random <500 posts user ok

[Edited on March 14, 2011 at 5:43 PM. Reason : got to stay with tradition]

3/14/2011 5:43:22 PM

also, zorthage, upon qntmlolz's passing, please dont terminate me for posting pictures of eggs

3/14/2011 5:46:59 PM

Yes, we have established that zorthage is the man in this circumstance. A lovely #2!

3/14/2011 5:49:51 PM

who will facilitate "Rides"?????

3/14/2011 5:52:48 PM

AN EGG!!! WITH WINGS!!!!!

3/14/2011 6:01:56 PM

suspend

3/14/2011 6:10:04 PM

hahahaha i wish i knew how to do that


suspend is fine though, just no terminates

3/14/2011 6:11:35 PM

We happen to have a very strict and solid set of rules in place, in the case of qntmfred's demise.

-Ownership of http://www.brentroad.com , http://www.brentroad.com , and http://brentroad.com default to punchmonk. http://thewolfweb.com defaults to qntmsister.

-All current moderators stay active in their current sections, ruling them with an iron fist

-BobbyDigital and zorthage become technical advisors to punchmonk, who makes all executive decisions

-I gain sole rights to suspend/unsuspend any TWW user, given that I put qntmaya and qntmfetus through college

-Ernie becomes a moderator of sports talk, but lacks the ability to suspend anyone unless he is in agreement with Milkboner

-Slave Famous is automatically suspended indefinitely ... because qntmfred is the only one ever on his side in the mod forum

-All moderators get a share of the ad revenue, BUT we have to make annual pilgrimages to qntmfred's grave, dig him up, and kiss his rotten ass. This is done to ensure that none of us 86 qntmfred prematurely.

3/14/2011 7:17:59 PM

i would make a good mod.

3/14/2011 7:21:19 PM

some see that last bullet point as incentive

3/14/2011 7:22:14 PM

yeah i can see how the prospect of kissing my rotting corpse could be extremely appealing

3/14/2011 8:04:02 PM

long live qntmfred!!1one

3/14/2011 8:14:36 PM

That last bullet sounds like motive to me

3/15/2011 12:26:49 AM

so, how badly did they kill him?

did they leave his face intact?

[Edited on March 15, 2011 at 9:00 AM. Reason : man i'm going to feel like shit if he really did get mugged and stabbed]

3/15/2011 9:00:18 AM

qntmken MIA?

3/15/2011 9:02:31 AM

so is qntmken still alive or did he get murrraped?

3/15/2011 9:45:59 AM

he posted on mah facespace this morning. he's still out there...somewhere

3/15/2011 9:47:52 AM

is that paula deen rwith sunglasses riding a green monster?

3/15/2011 9:48:41 AM

tingers!

3/15/2011 9:49:21 AM

Quote :

"the guy wanted me to bring it to him, apparently he has no transportation (but somehow has $600 to buy an ipad) so i ask his address, it's an apartment complex. i offer to meet him across the street at a gas station. he says he can't leave the house b/c it's a birthday present for his mom and he doesn't her asking where he's going so i say, ok i'll meet you at the front office of the apartment complex at 6 pm he says ok if i'm home i'll give you a call never got a call. OH WELL"

3/17/2011 8:14:25 AM

qntmfred ain't no fool

3/17/2011 8:17:18 AM

i will CHOKE a bitch

3/17/2011 2:25:03 PM

need a system for

4/14/2011 5:41:51 AM

Quote :

"JACKED ASSAULTED TONIGHT"

4/14/2011 5:45:25 AM