I just broke up with my girlfriend but like the japanese say there will be another one flaoting by any minute now.

Japan is really advanced, they don't go to the beach, the beach comes to them.

Japan called they said maybe those jokes are a hit in the US but over here they're all sinking


Thanks dan gilbert

Feel free to add more.

3/15/2011 12:03:42 AM

now they can have all the shark fin soup they want!!!

3/15/2011 12:09:30 AM

the problem isn't that they're too soon, it's that they just aren't humorous

3/15/2011 12:19:19 AM

That is a problem. Thanks for binging it to my attention.

3/15/2011 12:21:04 AM

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried fired as voice of Aflac duck
http://www.cnn.com/2011/BUSINESS/03/14/georgia.aflac.duck/index.html

Quote :

"The Aflac duck lost its voice Monday after the insurance giant fired the comedian behind the commercial quack for tweeting jokes about the earthquake and tsunami that has devastated Japan."

3/15/2011 12:22:05 AM

is your gf nicklepickle still?

and poor japan jokes

[Edited on March 15, 2011 at 12:24 AM. Reason : .]

3/15/2011 12:23:48 AM

I will not bring np in to this out of respect.

3/15/2011 12:31:01 AM

lol

but you can't respect a whole nation of people in devastation?

3/15/2011 12:32:43 AM

^*zing*

3/15/2011 12:36:23 AM

I don't know them and they don't know me. So yeah I guess. Where were they during a bunch of our devistations. I just don't remeber them sending anything over that was helpful to the US.

3/15/2011 12:53:17 AM

holy

fucking

shit

r u trolling?

3/15/2011 12:55:21 AM

Okay maybe they did give us tvs and the ipad

3/15/2011 1:00:18 AM

3/15/2011 1:01:44 AM

they sent Mega Man over here to help out too

3/15/2011 1:01:53 AM

After a quick google search, it is my best friend after all, I searched "japan sends aid to america" and it corrected me with the opposite.

Lol. So much trolling

[Edited on March 15, 2011 at 1:05 AM. Reason : i drive a nissan. i can make fun of them if i want]

3/15/2011 1:04:18 AM

an interesting point.

3/15/2011 1:05:07 AM

I want to claim that "I get trolling"

Then I read this shit, and think, "Well, I get that it's trolling, but it pisses me off"

Which I suppose makes you successful

But makes me wish sincere ill on you

But which I suppose makes you win even more

There's not really a way I come out of this feeling victorious, so I'll have to settle that, every time you feel like you've won, hundreds or thousands of people have died, you prick

3/15/2011 1:31:43 AM

damn ragged, i think you just made GrumpyGOP emote

3/15/2011 1:47:20 AM

Not emote, per se

but grapple with the nature of trolling, yes

3/15/2011 1:50:41 AM

Some say Chuck Norris was just waving.

3/15/2011 6:29:23 AM

I don't know why everyone is all upset about the lack of power due to nuclear reactor meltdowns. There is plenty of current running through the towns.

3/15/2011 6:42:00 AM

Quote :

"i drive a nissan. i can make fun of them if i want"

lol

what were the Gilbert Gottfried jokes?

Quote :

"The tweets include this, posted at 12:33 p.m. Saturday: "Japan called me. They said 'maybe those jokes are a hit in the U.S., but over here, they're all sinking.'" Another tweet, posted at 11:06 a.m. the same day, said: "I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said 'is there a school in this area.' She said 'not now, but just wait.'""

[Edited on March 15, 2011 at 8:16 AM. Reason : haha]

3/15/2011 8:16:09 AM

In addition to being in poor taste, the jokes are just not clever.

3/15/2011 8:54:37 AM

gilbert gottfried made jokes about 9/11 and the holocaust that aflac didn't seem to mind

3/15/2011 8:55:40 AM

they're probably not worried about alienating jews from their customer base--they're jews

3/15/2011 9:05:51 AM

Aflac is the top seller of life insurance in Japan which makes them care

3/15/2011 9:12:48 AM

gilbert doesn't understand:

comedy = tragedy + TIME

3/15/2011 9:20:45 AM

the problem isn't that they're too soon, it's that they just aren't humorous

3/15/2011 9:23:55 AM

http://twitter.com/realgilbert

Here were some tweets from March 10th

Quote :

"@LisaLampanelli Black convicts are RMAO (ramming my ass off)! 5:57 PM Mar 11th via web in reply to LisaLampanelli @LisaLampanelli Maybe no more black convicts for you, but I constantly visit Rikers Prison for a good ass fuck. 4:14 PM Mar 11th via web in reply to LisaLampanelli @LisaLampanelli You married a white cop! Does he mind you fucking black convicts? 1:10 PM Mar 11th via web"

Aflac doesn't care about black convicts.

3/15/2011 9:25:16 AM

Quote :

"gilbert gottfried made jokes about 9/11 and the holocaust that aflac didn't seem to mind"

That's because 75% of their customer base is in Japan (according to yahoo news anyway.)

3/15/2011 9:46:32 AM

K im sorry if I have offended you grumpy. Actually I take that back. You don't come to tww and expect to not see something offensive everyday. Maybe I post that stuff too much.
After I read his jokes on the situation i thought to myself, I think the trolls and overall humor of the wolf web would take light of this, as they do of most disassters, so I think ill post this topic.

I can think of a few topics where people have been hurt or died and the people of this forum have made a few pages of insults that the familys or races or even countries would take offense to but it seems to be no harm for the most part.

3/15/2011 9:57:13 AM

We'll see who's laughing when all that radiation hits California

3/15/2011 10:12:59 AM

Most of the rest of the country ?

3/15/2011 10:16:24 AM

Kinda like the west coast didn't give a shit about 9/11?

3/15/2011 10:37:35 AM

Definitely too tsun

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message

3/15/2011 12:06:59 PM

Icwutyoudidthere

3/15/2011 12:33:18 PM

gilbert gottfried is a fucking genius, pure and simple.

3/15/2011 2:44:24 PM