3/17/2011 10:07:17 AM

so who's gonna be the first guy talking about wearing orange to be tuff

3/17/2011 10:09:47 AM

k thanks

3/17/2011 10:10:36 AM

Funny story real quick.

I have an employee that sent me an e-mail at 8AM this morning saying she has food poisoning and won't make it in today. So I am watching the morning news and they are at a local bar. Take a guess who I saw in the background drinking a green beer. I sent her a text saying "BUSTED! I just saw you on the Fox 8 News drinking a beer." She looked down at her phone, got up from the table, and ran to the bathroom.

3/17/2011 10:26:38 AM

hahaha

3/17/2011 10:27:58 AM

^^awesome!!!

3/17/2011 11:54:55 AM

IT'S MY BIRFDAY. 25 YEARS HOES.

3/17/2011 11:56:54 AM

Quote :

"Funny story real quick. I have an employee that sent me an e-mail at 8AM this morning saying she has food poisoning and won't make it in today. So I am watching the morning news and they are at a local bar. Take a guess who I saw in the background drinking a green beer. I sent her a text saying "BUSTED! I just saw you on the Fox 8 News drinking a beer." She looked down at her phone, got up from the table, and ran to the bathroom."

Interactive TV jack... The wave of the future!

3/17/2011 12:04:11 PM

Quote :

"Funny story real quick. I have an employee that sent me an e-mail at 8AM this morning saying she has food poisoning and won't make it in today. So I am watching the morning news and they are at a local bar. Take a guess who I saw in the background drinking a green beer. I sent her a text saying "BUSTED! I just saw you on the Fox 8 News drinking a beer." She looked down at her phone, got up from the table, and ran to the bathroom."

how do you know this, if she didn't make it in to work?

3/17/2011 12:08:14 PM

^ wut?

3/17/2011 12:10:46 PM

how do you know she looked at her phone, got up, and ran to the bathroom if she had called out sick for the day

it's not like she'd be sitting across the conference table from you

unless yall video conference

3/17/2011 12:12:42 PM

because I watched her do it on live tv

3/17/2011 12:13:22 PM

^^she was on the fucking news on television you god damned idiot. literacy.



[Edited on March 17, 2011 at 12:15 PM. Reason : no offense]

3/17/2011 12:14:04 PM

she was on the fucking news on television you god damned idiot.

[Edited on March 17, 2011 at 12:14 PM. Reason : lol]

3/17/2011 12:14:16 PM

yes, I guess i should have clarified. It was Live News

3/17/2011 12:14:59 PM

didnt see that it was live news

silly me to think that they'd be playing taped footage from last night, and someone would call out with food poisoning due to a hangover instead of day drinking at 8am

carry on

3/17/2011 12:16:14 PM

who the fuck doesn't start drinking at 8am you fucking bastard

[Edited on March 17, 2011 at 12:19 PM. Reason : my angry irish side is coming out in this thread... no offense again.]

3/17/2011 12:18:37 PM

Got a text at 453am from my Irish buddy. "let the festivities begin".

3/17/2011 12:45:03 PM

Happy St. Patricks Day!

3/17/2011 12:53:34 PM

last year everyone i know called st pattys "amateur night"

3/17/2011 1:00:24 PM

it is most definitely amateur night

3/17/2011 1:01:58 PM

Hey it's my birthday too!! quarter century!

3/17/2011 1:15:43 PM

3/17/2011 4:16:20 PM

I celebrated last night. My head still hurts.

3/17/2011 4:19:38 PM

New years eve is the real amateur night you fools.

3/17/2011 5:37:00 PM

Quote :

"RENT A BACKHOE"

3/17/2011 5:37:45 PM

already had my one Guinness

3/17/2011 5:38:07 PM

i've already celebrated...


i think tonight i'll lay down and read, then take a pill and go to bed early

3/17/2011 5:53:33 PM

I'm gonna celebrate St. Patricks Day like I celebrate every other Thursday, by drinking whiskey and swearing.

I ain't wearing green while I do it, either, and the first motherfucker that pinches me is getting punched in the dick.

3/17/2011 5:57:06 PM