Give you head?

There's this blue hair at the gym, who has made very, very blatant propositions. I'd be tempted to go for it, if it weren't for the foresight that I'd look back on the experience, while crying in the fetal position while in the shower.

3/21/2011 9:28:00 PM

need more information

3/21/2011 9:29:03 PM

it's said that young folks who dye their hair blue are more adventurous

3/21/2011 9:29:24 PM

As long as the beef curtains don't match the drapes.

[Edited on March 21, 2011 at 9:30 PM. Reason : blue waffles]

3/21/2011 9:30:34 PM

only if she takes out her dentures first.

3/21/2011 9:30:45 PM

Think late 70's and while attractive for her age... she's pushing her late 70's and would probably scar you for life.


I wonder if she'd go for a sheet w/ holes cut out, like a ghost costume...

[Edited on March 21, 2011 at 9:31 PM. Reason : GUM JOB!]

3/21/2011 9:31:13 PM

pottiw

[Edited on March 21, 2011 at 9:31 PM. Reason : .]

3/21/2011 9:31:19 PM

JUST DO IT

3/21/2011 9:31:24 PM

Do it. Then you can brag to all the kiddies in the jungle gym how you got head from their grandmother.




Or just do it for the experience... Does she wear dentures? If so, tell her to take em out and have a go.


It's not like she can get preggers...

Or can she?

3/21/2011 9:32:38 PM

3/21/2011 9:33:48 PM

Clearly you should do it so everyone else can vicariously find out if it's worthwhile, or if it will scar you mentally.

3/21/2011 9:35:29 PM

Don't be weaksauce. A hole is a hole. Give her some of dat 190% crunk juice.

3/21/2011 9:38:10 PM

I'm simultaneously aroused and disgusted

3/21/2011 9:40:53 PM

pottiw

3/21/2011 9:44:58 PM

Quote :

"A hole is a hole."

why not go fuck a guy then

3/21/2011 9:48:23 PM

Late 70s?

You've gotta be kidding. No way, dude.

...but out of morbid curiosity, could you describe these "blatant propositions?" I can't quite picture a near-octogenarian trying to talk a dude 50-years younger than her into letting her slob his knob.

3/21/2011 9:50:30 PM

I expected the OP to be about some alt-chick with a blue dye job

3/21/2011 9:52:59 PM

^^^ My context was only global to the female human anatomy. If male penetration is your thing, then kudos to you.


[Edited on March 21, 2011 at 9:54 PM. Reason : .]

3/21/2011 9:53:21 PM

^^that's what happens when you're a faggot moron.

3/21/2011 9:56:40 PM

It was over 2 days.

Day 1, approaching me in the parking lot, complementing on my ass and legs (i felt like a woman).

Day 2, approaching me at the water fountain, groping my ass. Then in the parking lot, asking if I'd like to go to her lake house for the day, where we could "unwind" with her hand on my hip, trying to push her hand around. She said her husband would be gone for the week.

I was--well, still am--a little too shocked to do much more than nervously remark that I had an appointment to be at in 10.

[Edited on March 21, 2011 at 9:58 PM. Reason : alt chick with blue hair dye... CHECK... been there, had that in her dorm...]

3/21/2011 9:56:55 PM

dude, you don't want to bang 80-year old dirty whores, much less married ones.

I thought you meant she'd explicitly stated that she wanted to blow you and leave. This is even worse--she wants a full day or two of you hammering on her wrinkly old dry box.

[Edited on March 21, 2011 at 10:01 PM. Reason : no offense to dirty whores in general--just wrinkly old saggy married ones.]

3/21/2011 10:01:00 PM

I was hoping "late 70's" meant that she was born in the late 1970's.

3/21/2011 10:01:04 PM

^^^^WTF? It's not like I said "some nelly drag queen with a blue dye job"

Quote :

"i felt like a woman"

you say that like it's a bad thing

[Edited on March 21, 2011 at 10:01 PM. Reason : ^lolz

3/21/2011 10:01:23 PM

Quote :

"WRINKLY DRY BOX"

3/21/2011 10:01:33 PM

How is "blue hair" a term for an old person?

3/21/2011 10:01:40 PM

hair is so white it's got a blue tint to it

3/21/2011 10:02:28 PM

i thought that was a widely known slang term? You people really haven't heard old people referred to as "blue hairs"?

3/21/2011 10:02:55 PM

Kentucky Grass? lolz.

3/21/2011 10:03:00 PM

very important...




or

3/21/2011 10:03:22 PM

3/21/2011 10:03:59 PM

I feel like she'd go for giving a slob job, as much as she wanted it. The problem--beyond the mental fallout--would be getting out.

[Edited on March 21, 2011 at 10:05 PM. Reason : "blue hairs" --standard norm slang]

3/21/2011 10:05:19 PM

I, too, had to urban dictionary this term.

Also, I'd let the first chick blow me and I don't even have a dick. How much do you have to bleach your hair to get it to that tone though D:

3/21/2011 10:05:24 PM

I guess some tonguing would suffice?

also for all I know she might be a natural blonde

3/21/2011 10:13:17 PM

They get the name blue hair because when they put product in their hair it makes it look like it has a blueish tint.

3/21/2011 10:15:13 PM

^WE GOT A WINNER: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ElderlyBlueHairedLady

Some old folk go dirty-yellow with age, rather than white or silvery grey, and so in the '70s and '80s many of them would get some sort of blue rinse, but sometimes their hair absorbed too much of the color and ended up looking a little blue.

3/21/2011 10:20:04 PM

I learned this term back when I used to bar tend. Not that anyone cares to hear the story though.

3/21/2011 10:21:45 PM

I want to read all about it. Poast or fail Ragged.

3/21/2011 10:22:51 PM

Once she takes the teeth out, she could go to town on that blow job.



blue hair is also a well known term for old people

3/21/2011 10:23:09 PM

There are some things that scar you...or at least mentally incapacitate you for a while. This would be one of them. About 55 would be my limit, though I've seen 60 that would get it...but it's RARE.

I don't think I could bring myself to hit mid to late 70's. I think I'm gonna spew thinking about it. You go right ahead...this'll be your Requiem for a Dream ending...

3/22/2011 1:57:59 AM

3/22/2011 3:52:22 AM

wolfpackgrrr won the thread with classic sitcom genius

classicmixup does not win, because a man in a wig is not really a blue hair

3/22/2011 5:19:00 AM

I thought this was about a college aged girl with blue hair.

Then I discovered it was not.

3/22/2011 6:59:25 AM

I knew about "blue-hairs" when I was like 10. But one of my best friends had his grandmother living with him and her hair turned green. So we appropriately called her "green-hair."

And 70 is pretty old. To avoid the "having to stick around" part...have her blow you in the parking lot of the gym. Just make sure you find a spot far away from where anyone can see you. Then start going to a different gym.

3/22/2011 7:27:14 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gea3SJauh6E

3/22/2011 7:50:06 AM

If i was single, I would probably nail it.

3/22/2011 9:17:54 AM

Want me to buy a grey wig and we just handle this?

3/22/2011 9:25:55 AM

Her out of town husband is in the closet with a camcorder. Probably VHS-C but his grandson knows the internets. You will be on them, unless she does not lie. That should be your number 1 requirement.

3/22/2011 10:15:05 AM

^winnar

3/22/2011 10:29:56 AM

how long has it been since you've gotten any...and how good are you at closing your eyes and using your imagination?

3/22/2011 10:30:57 AM

OMG dude don't do it!! get a BJ from a propper woman!! Hell DivaBaby19 already offered.

3/22/2011 10:38:36 AM