I'n doing my job to keep you guys from speeding tickets

you can thank me in this thread

3/22/2011 11:14:10 PM

post your address so that we can all thank you

3/22/2011 11:14:50 PM

Give me your social security number so I can thank you.

3/22/2011 11:17:36 PM

I am not going to post anything even remotely clever here

3/22/2011 11:18:31 PM

I like what saps is doing. Someone get this dude a badge.

3/22/2011 11:18:48 PM

thanks.

3/22/2011 11:20:16 PM

in before someone bitches at saps about it

3/22/2011 11:21:35 PM

I DRIVE REALLY SLOW IN THE ULTRA FAST LANE

3/22/2011 11:22:15 PM

everytime someone lays on their horn I picture them saying "thank you very much for your social concern you upstanding citizen"

3/22/2011 11:23:54 PM

I drive fast in the slow lane and use off ramps to pass people.

3/22/2011 11:24:03 PM

i pull in the left lane when i see a fast car coming

3/22/2011 11:37:35 PM

haha what the fuck for?


oh i know...all rear-endings are the rear-ender's fault...its another scam like stealing RBC center tix

3/22/2011 11:39:38 PM

me too stinger, some people dont realize that speeding is a public safety concern and puts ALL of us at risk

3/22/2011 11:41:17 PM

3/22/2011 11:51:53 PM

LOL saps, i bet the ratio of people who bitch at you (the dumb ones who think you are serious) in this thread and complain about getting a ticket in the "i got a ticket" thread is going to be about 1:1

3/23/2011 8:19:22 AM

I'm thankful for the people that drive super slow on South Saunders going into downtown. Keeps me from falling into that speed trap

3/23/2011 9:25:22 AM

I'm more scared of the thought of Saps driving over the speed limit in any lane.

3/23/2011 9:28:51 AM

Anyone notice that, particularly on 40, that the middle lane is now like the new slow lane. I constantly pass people going barely the speed limit in that lane.

3/23/2011 9:33:22 AM

3/23/2011 9:45:58 AM

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"I like what saps is doing. Someone get this dude a badge."

3/23/2011 9:50:53 AM

I force myself to go even slower when the person behind me lays on the horn

3/23/2011 10:03:55 AM

Ahhhhh I encounted a speed limit driver in the middle lane this morning....they just jumped out in front of me as I was truckin along. Shit pisses me off

3/23/2011 10:06:48 AM

i get a couple friends and we take up every lane and all drive 55 mph side by side

3/23/2011 10:07:09 AM

3/23/2011 10:16:43 AM

I know what you drive saps... you're getting Earnhardted if I see you on the road

3/23/2011 10:25:01 AM

Haha i started doing this the other day its pretty fucking funny

people get soooooooo fucking mad when they speed by you ahahahaha

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3/23/2011 10:31:45 AM

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"I'm more scared of the thought of Saps driving over the speed limit in any lane."

3/23/2011 2:42:12 PM

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"i get a couple friends and we take up every lane and all drive 55 mph side by side"

lets do this.

3/23/2011 2:44:37 PM

^you'll get pulled over by the cops for that if you do it long enough.

also, troll thread is not clever.

[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 2:51 PM. Reason : clogging up the left lane is against the law as well, not to mention you're being a huge douche]

3/23/2011 2:49:30 PM

Hey, when you pull over, it's not the cop doing it.

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side when he sees the big red light behind him. And then he will start apologizing, begging for mercy.

This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. The thing to do—when you're running along about a hundred or so and you suddenly find a red-flashing CHP-tracker on your trail—what you want to do then is accelerate. Never pull over with the first siren-howl. Mash it down and make the bastard chase you at speeds up to 120 all the way to the next exit. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker-signal that says you're about to turn right.

This is to let him know you're looking for a proper place to pull off and talk. Keep signaling and hope for an off-ramp, one of those uphill side-loops with a sign saying "Max Speed 25." And the trick, at this point, is to suddenly leave the freeway and take him into the chute at no less than a hundred miles an hour.

He will lock his brakes about the same time you lock yours, but it will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180-degree turn at this speed, but you will be ready for it, braced for the Gs and the fast heel-toe work, and with any luck at all, you will have come to a complete stop off the road at the top of the turn and be standing beside your automobile by the time he catches up.

He will not be reasonable at first, but no matter. Let him calm down. He will want the first word. Let him have it. His brain will be in a turmoil: he may begin jabbering, or even pull his gun. Let him unwind; keep smiling. The idea is to show him that you were always in total control of yourself and your vehicle—while he lost control of everything.

3/23/2011 3:37:35 PM

^mindfuck

3/23/2011 3:39:11 PM

3/23/2011 3:40:10 PM

The shoulder is the new passing lane.
Get with the times or be left behind.

3/23/2011 3:41:24 PM

i was unaware they could pull you if you're obeying the law, i'd like to see their excuse for that

[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 3:47 PM. Reason : the whole point is to be a huge douche]

3/23/2011 3:46:50 PM

I'm

[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 3:50 PM. Reason : x]

3/23/2011 3:50:16 PM

A couple of years ago I was driving down Strickland. There were only two lanes headed in our direction so as soon as it looked like I was going to pass the car next to me a woman behind him changed lanes and got right behind me. I continued to pass him until I was just under one car length ahead of him then I let off the gas and let him get almost one car length ahead of me. I repeated this process at least five times and each time the woman would change lanes to get behind the faster car.

The other car finally turned off and the woman was able to pass me. She was screaming through her window and giving me the finger. To this day that might be the maddest I have ever seen an individual.

3/23/2011 4:08:22 PM

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"its another scam like stealing RBC center tix "

i laughed

3/23/2011 4:11:02 PM

hahaha what a dick move

but I like it

3/23/2011 4:11:27 PM

Fuck the police

3/23/2011 5:27:29 PM

You can be pulled over for impeding the flow of traffic by going the speed limit in the left lane

Also, one armed people can drive? How do you change the radio station?

3/23/2011 5:48:16 PM

i don't remember that statute...

3/23/2011 5:57:14 PM

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat.

3/23/2011 6:05:26 PM

me too

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3/23/2011 6:19:12 PM