So I was out camping with some anonymous friend and for some reason we were both like halfway up a tree. He finds a large bird nest up there with like 2 huge eggs in it and he throws onto the ground breaking the eggs. For some reason I feel like I knew they were bald eagle eggs and I was appalled that my friend would do this. I asked him why he would do that and he said, "We don't need no monkeys poppin up out of these eggs." Even in the dream I was like WTF is wrong with you?

What does it mean?

3/23/2011 12:09:21 AM

fucking magnets

3/23/2011 12:10:10 AM

how do they work?

3/23/2011 12:10:43 AM

IMStoned would prefer not to interact with scientists

3/23/2011 12:11:58 AM

They always be trying to make me learn n shit.

3/23/2011 12:13:38 AM

Fucking rainbows, after it rains.

3/23/2011 12:13:51 AM

Your friend is confusing the Monkees with the Eagles?

I never really cared for either.

3/23/2011 12:15:18 AM

^i have found that we often share the same thoughts. this is a paramount example.

3/23/2011 12:21:33 AM

the eagles and the monkees are two of the most manufactured, boring, and grating bands in the history of music.

to me it is to me.

3/23/2011 12:26:02 AM

you take that back pshoes
wait yall are music snobs...nvm!

3/23/2011 12:27:37 AM

^^ Be that as it may, the Monkees were still a major influence on the Beatles.

3/23/2011 12:42:00 AM

dear imstoned,

your dream means that youre a fag.

yours,
dr. dreamannalayzer

3/23/2011 12:49:15 AM

lol

3/23/2011 8:22:25 AM

Had a similar crazy dream last night. I'm a doctor and I run this illegal clinic where rich people come in when they need an organ transplant and the regular hospitals don't have any in stock. We kill a homeless person and take their organ(s) for the rich people. Business is good until a women comes in with severe 3rd degree burns after a car crash (that she caused by texting while driving ). Anyway, we have her on the table and bring the homeless lady in on the table next to her and are about to kill her when the rich lady freaks because she realizes what we're doing. We have to sedate her and she threatens to go to the media and reveal our secrets, so we chop her up into little pieces and bury her in the courtyard.

3/23/2011 8:52:31 AM

My dreams never make that much sense. Mine are like I'm flying with jwoww and then I see an ostrich fucking a rhinoceros and then I'm eating breakfast with my aunt and somehow it all makes perfect sense.

3/23/2011 9:24:36 AM

what if they were monkey eggs?

3/23/2011 10:27:43 AM