http://www2.tbo.com/content/2011/mar/22/230957/lowry-park-volunteer-charged-with-molesting-boy-at/news-breaking/

I bet he wasn't too difficult for the kid to identify.

3/23/2011 2:25:56 PM

dont even wanna read articles on this disgusting crap

3/23/2011 2:26:35 PM

3/23/2011 2:26:45 PM

wut?

3/23/2011 2:26:58 PM

Wow.

3/23/2011 2:28:31 PM

3/23/2011 2:28:33 PM

It's ok because he was hot as fuck

3/23/2011 2:29:26 PM

that kid is going to have nightmares

3/23/2011 2:29:39 PM

Son, what did the pervert look like?




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Shit, mom. Shit.

3/23/2011 2:31:27 PM

"volunteer"

What a swell guy volunteering to help out at the playground.

3/23/2011 2:32:21 PM

Molested a kid? You see... when I was 9 I wouldn't have the tact to be polite in that situation. The natural instinct to outright bolt when seeing that guy would have kicked in. I would have been a quarter mile away before he made a motion towards me.

Or maybe it was a deer in headlights sort of thing. The kid just froze.

[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 2:43 PM. Reason : -]

3/23/2011 2:36:41 PM

damn the article is down, what the fuck is wrong with the guy, you can't be that ugly just genetically

3/23/2011 3:58:38 PM

It still loads for me.

3/23/2011 3:59:49 PM

whoa what the fucking fuck

3/23/2011 4:01:45 PM

THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US

3/23/2011 4:01:58 PM

i am very curious what caused this gentleman to look that way

3/23/2011 4:05:58 PM

^.

But I am guessing they didn't mention it because whatever the cause is isn't technically relevant to the story and therefore is a form of prejudicial information.

3/23/2011 4:08:20 PM

kinda looks like JD from Scrubs, actually

a rather fucked JD but still

3/23/2011 4:09:49 PM

funhouse JD

3/23/2011 4:11:41 PM

Does "fondle" mean jerking off, or doing that helicopter thing?

3/23/2011 4:12:53 PM

A bit of both?

3/23/2011 4:18:23 PM

Impossible.

You can't jerk a soft cock, and you can't helicopter a hard one.

3/23/2011 4:19:08 PM

What if the kid was soft and he was hard?

3/23/2011 4:19:52 PM

You have a point.

3/23/2011 4:22:13 PM

homosexuals have to reproduce too. why all the hate

[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 4:23 PM. Reason : s]

3/23/2011 4:23:36 PM

3/23/2011 4:48:55 PM

my god

that guy's so disfigured that he looks like a police sketch

[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 5:07 PM. Reason : score one for the sketch artist]

3/23/2011 5:06:13 PM

Holy fuck. Was his face kicked in my a fucking elephant.

[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 6:12 PM. Reason : haha fucking droid]

3/23/2011 6:07:27 PM

Holy fuck. Was his face kickeicked in my a fucking elephant.

3/23/2011 6:09:34 PM

Holy fuck. Was his face kickeicked in my a fucking elephant.

3/23/2011 6:11:03 PM

Quote :

"that kid is going to have nightmares"

"Hey Bobby! if you dont act right you are going to get a visit from James Franco's twin!"

"James Franco doesnt have a twin..."

"Oh but he does"

3/23/2011 6:11:57 PM

You would probably walk up behind that guy and say 'excuse me sir, do you have the ti- OHGOD'

3/23/2011 6:11:59 PM

people jump into the lion's cage when he walks by

3/23/2011 6:13:02 PM

good someone to take the head off ME

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3/23/2011 6:16:32 PM

the guy has Treacher-Collins syndrome

3/23/2011 6:33:22 PM

seriously that kid is going to have nightmares for the rest of his life

3/23/2011 6:40:20 PM

is that el borracho

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3/23/2011 8:00:49 PM

when he was born, they should have just left him out in the woods to die like they would have a hundred years ago

3/23/2011 8:08:37 PM

3/23/2011 8:11:24 PM

Quote :

"I did a little research on my man Cameron and it turns out he suffers from elephantiasis."

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-zoo-volunteer-who-fondled-a-9-year-old-boy-and-then-masturbated-in-the-zoo-bathroom/

3/23/2011 8:11:43 PM

Quote :

"the guy has Treacher-Collins syndrome"

Oh my, I shouldn't had GISed that before bed

3/23/2011 9:17:27 PM

he's a good looking guy, this was probably just a fluke accident and he probably has consensual sex all the time

3/23/2011 9:30:05 PM

His bottom lip looks completely normal. Some of you are being a bit harsh.

3/23/2011 9:32:56 PM

someone should create a new thread with the same title and have the screenname script as the first post.

[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 9:34 PM. Reason : .]

3/23/2011 9:34:08 PM

Bruno Mars is jealous of his hair

3/23/2011 9:35:42 PM