Man shoots into a car after an accident ... Described as wearing jeans shorts ...

http://sandhills.news14.com/content/local_news/triangle/638479/911-calls-released-from-fayetteville-shooting-involving-child

3/24/2011 11:28:08 AM

Clarify. I'm led to believe anyone with a pair of jean shorts is a closeted sociopath.

3/24/2011 11:42:56 AM

you are correct, sir

3/24/2011 11:54:07 AM

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3/24/2011 11:54:56 AM

Does the jean short prejudice extend to women? Not the cutoff, ass-cheek-bearing kind, but like


I have always wondered this.

3/24/2011 11:56:41 AM

i think those little shorts are cute, so no.

3/24/2011 11:57:12 AM

jean shorts scare me

on guys and girls (mostly)

[Edited on March 24, 2011 at 12:00 PM. Reason : yes I agree with the nerdy chick]

3/24/2011 11:58:39 AM

they're acceptable on women in Daisy Duke format

3/24/2011 11:59:26 AM

I used to rock jean shorts back in the day

3/24/2011 12:12:03 PM

I think jean shorts can be cute on women. Rarely work for men.

3/24/2011 1:06:03 PM

actually clarissa explained it all



jean shorts don't speak

3/24/2011 1:08:31 PM

I'm not qualified to speak on women's fashion trends, my penis lets me know if a woman is hot regardless of attire.


I generally assume dude wearing jorts is a fan of some SEC school.

3/24/2011 1:10:02 PM

dont forget to leave the button undone, and roll it down twice in the front

SKANKS!

3/24/2011 1:10:59 PM

^^ LOL

[Edited on March 24, 2011 at 1:12 PM. Reason : .]

3/24/2011 1:11:42 PM

3/24/2011 1:25:14 PM

3/24/2011 1:26:26 PM

^^CODY WEARS JORTS?

Oh lawd.

3/24/2011 1:28:58 PM

Quote :

"Clarify. I'm led to believe anyone with a pair of jean shorts is a closeted sociopath."

Closeted?

3/24/2011 1:54:33 PM

Sorry I changed the direction of this thread. I just wanted to know if mine were socially acceptable. I have only had one person comment on them being jorts, and he was a douchebag in general.

3/24/2011 2:08:50 PM

Fuck all ya'll

I've been wearing my jean shorts to swim in since I was 15!

3/24/2011 2:34:18 PM

3/24/2011 2:44:23 PM

what the fuck is wrong with jean shorts?

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

3/24/2011 2:44:59 PM

jean shorts are just right on a summer day when youre on your porch sluggin a bud light lime

3/24/2011 2:45:33 PM

That just made my tum tum hurt even more

3/24/2011 2:46:47 PM

3/24/2011 3:22:10 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

jorts AND birks

3/24/2011 3:31:56 PM

if they're dark enough (or black), go down past your knees, and you dont have your fucking shirt or jersey tucked into them, its POSSIBLE that they can work

3/24/2011 3:40:43 PM

stop telling yourself that

3/24/2011 3:49:37 PM

Clarissa already explained all of this.

3/24/2011 3:50:40 PM