I WILL RUN YOU OVER

same rules apply to children

3/25/2011 5:52:50 PM

I feel like a year or two ago, wild animals all suddenly got stupider. I remember just all of a sudden noticing birds and squirrels and whatnot were suddenly lingering in the middle of roads as cars approached more than I'd ever seen them do before.

3/25/2011 5:54:18 PM

One kid i was in driver's ed with started aiming for the animals

3/25/2011 5:55:46 PM

I almost hit a turkey last week. I was like- "whoa don't jack up my radiator"

3/25/2011 5:55:54 PM

nah I'll swerve for anything chicken-sized and larger

[Edited on March 25, 2011 at 5:59 PM. Reason : If I have the free lane to do so]

[Edited on March 25, 2011 at 6:00 PM. Reason : Otherwise BLAM ]

3/25/2011 5:59:32 PM

Guys, remember...fear has to be taught!

These animals aren't moving because too many pussy ass humans have been too lenient with them.

3/25/2011 6:00:11 PM

i drove from NC to Birmingham with a bird in my grill

didnt know it till i got there

3/25/2011 6:01:07 PM

^ It never did that again, now did it!?

TEACH THE FEAR, KILL DEER!

[Edited on March 25, 2011 at 6:03 PM. Reason : .]

3/25/2011 6:02:27 PM

nah, i threw him in a gas station trash can

3/25/2011 6:03:51 PM

There are a ton of canadian geese in the park near where I work

No fear. They dont even move if you walk right by them. They just sit there....eyeball fucking you.

3/25/2011 6:04:29 PM

sometimes i smack the geese with my door... they just look at me like wtf

3/25/2011 6:12:40 PM

Go feed the geese cat food. They will grow to respect you and then you will have a nice goose army at your disposal.

3/25/2011 6:13:33 PM

go observe meredith girls reactions to geese... they respect the geese and go out of their way to avoid them...

3/25/2011 6:15:48 PM

I hit a geese in the Pleasant Valley parking lot a couple years ago. I did not regret it in the least. Those geese were evil fuckers

3/25/2011 6:19:55 PM

the geese at my work eat enough. they do not need to eat any more.

in fact, that's almost all that they do. They eat, shit, walk to a new patch of grass, eat some more, shit, etc, etc etc,...

3/25/2011 6:27:03 PM

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=604342

3/25/2011 8:32:56 PM

I swerve all the damn time to hit them, but I've yet to hit one.

Squirrels, yes. Birds, no.

3/25/2011 8:34:13 PM

I don't swerve for small things. I hit a raccoon a while back with my wife in the car. She did not appreciate it.

Now I swerve when the wife is in the car.

3/25/2011 9:07:13 PM

Why wouldn't we do this? Keep people in the flow of working, still have a reason to get up. Obviously encourage employees to find work, accomadate any interviews or job related searching, and have a career councilor there helping. I don't mean road work, more low level office clerical type stuff, shit people are getting paid way more to perform in the current government. It's a way to help people sharpen there skills in a business run by grad students? Promote capitilitism, put help train your workforce. Builder better buisnisessmen, THIS IS AMERICA,!, GRRAGGRL !, give jobs go.!

3/25/2011 9:10:04 PM

Quote :

"a geese"

3/25/2011 9:11:32 PM

George Costanza versus the pigeons by joeyguse

3/25/2011 9:26:27 PM