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"A 45-year-old woman is facing criminal charges after police found her lying drunk on the street in the middle of a Naperville intersection with a pit bull standing nearby. Kelly L. Johnson was charged with being an intoxicated pedestrian in a roadway and having an unleashed dog after the bizarre Monday night incident. "

http://www.suntimes.com/news/crime/4493476-418/cops-arrest-drunk-woman-passed-out-in-street-with-pit-bull.html

The leash ticket just adds insult to injury

3/25/2011 8:58:43 PM

is she wearing the dog as a wig?

3/25/2011 9:19:49 PM

was it even her dog?

3/25/2011 9:21:24 PM

With hair like that it was.

3/25/2011 9:25:41 PM

They should have charged the dog with having an unleashed whore

3/25/2011 9:32:23 PM

I'd like to believe that the dog was hers, and didn't want to leave her in a moment of distress

3/25/2011 9:33:42 PM

and i remember being told that naperville was one of the best places to raise a family due to its nice wholesome environment. ha.

3/25/2011 9:35:23 PM

Nothing unwholesome about having a drink with your dog

3/25/2011 9:39:05 PM

Why wouldn't we do this? Keep people in the flow of working, still have a reason to get up. Obviously encourage employees to find work, accomadate any interviews or job related searching, and have a career councilor there helping. I don't mean road work, more low level office clerical type stuff, shit people are getting paid way more to perform in the current government. It's a way to help people sharpen there skills in a business run by grad students? Promote capitilitism, put help train your workforce. Builder better buisnisessmen, THIS IS AMERICA,!, GRRAGGRL !, give jobs go.!

3/25/2011 9:40:06 PM

heh, where she was picked up is like the ghetto part of Naperville. There are much nicer (see: stuck up pretentious assholes) areas to live in.

3/25/2011 9:41:44 PM

I waited for you crazy drunk bitch

3/25/2011 10:12:28 PM

Drunks pass out in the middle of the road all the time...does the presence of a pit bull really elevate the situation to news? She's just an old drunk lady.

3/25/2011 10:50:03 PM

lol skunk hair

3/25/2011 11:00:45 PM

I wonder if she could bridge the language gap between us and Gary Busey

3/26/2011 1:52:32 AM

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"I waited for you crazy drunk bitch"

hahaha

3/27/2011 10:17:38 AM

AHAHAHAHAHA!

3/27/2011 12:17:37 PM

I would have probably killed her trying to run over that skunk at the top of the photo.

3/27/2011 12:22:46 PM