but either way he's just trying to fuck (consciously or subconsciously)

3/26/2011 1:24:34 PM

what about gay guys?

3/26/2011 1:27:12 PM

3/26/2011 1:27:38 PM

^^ he's trying to fuck subconsciously because gay is a disease amirite?

3/26/2011 1:39:25 PM

he's trying to fuck your boyfriend

3/26/2011 1:41:58 PM

or your dad

3/26/2011 1:42:27 PM

aha i dont know which one is better

3/26/2011 1:42:36 PM

or which is worse

3/26/2011 1:43:04 PM

Op is gay for giving the other team our playbook.

3/26/2011 1:43:27 PM

or which is...

ah fuck it, who gives a fuck

3/26/2011 1:43:29 PM

i meant the first two


you guys are quick

3/26/2011 1:43:32 PM

I guess it all depends on your desire for a bisexual 3-way

And your boyfriend's willingness to participate

[Edited on March 26, 2011 at 1:46 PM. Reason : a]

3/26/2011 1:46:03 PM

i love a good sword fight

bring it on

3/26/2011 1:50:33 PM

Nah, they just want to make me smile.

[Edited on March 26, 2011 at 4:31 PM. Reason : h]

3/26/2011 4:30:31 PM

DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!1

3/26/2011 9:35:39 PM

ahahahahahha i havent hear the term sword fight in a long time

3/27/2011 8:44:01 AM

i wish i was still sleeping

3/27/2011 8:53:15 AM

me too

3/27/2011 9:33:51 AM

also, if a dude insults you it might be true.
and he might be trying to fuck (consciously or subconsciously)

3/27/2011 12:25:03 PM

yeah, if a dude talks to your or looks at you, he's probably tryin to fuck.

3/27/2011 12:30:07 PM

if a dude is within a 100 yard visible radius of you, he's trying to fuck.

3/27/2011 12:37:33 PM

If a dude is friends with one of your friends on Facebook he is trying to fuck.

3/27/2011 12:40:57 PM

If you are remotely attractive, every guy you've met has though about fucking you.

3/27/2011 4:08:29 PM

^

3/27/2011 4:11:31 PM

Quote :

"HAS THOUGH ABOUT"

3/27/2011 4:11:50 PM

This thread blows my mind!

3/27/2011 6:40:23 PM

I've got a better question:
Do chicks have friends that are dudes?


Because if no, this means My Life as Liz is about to turn into a train porno pretty soon, but I am pretty sure she could handle it.

3/27/2011 6:44:24 PM

I've always had guy friends

3/27/2011 6:47:59 PM

I find the my life as liz girl attractive is a nerdy, loser, kind of way.

3/27/2011 6:49:00 PM

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT

part of the reason I think she could handle a three-for-one - catch her in five years on Bad Girls Club Season 12 -

3/27/2011 6:50:28 PM

She'd be ugly without her hair.

3/27/2011 6:59:50 PM

I think the nerd herd could hold it back for her..


More embarrassing that I know details of the show or more embarrassing that I've detailed this fantasy? Or more embarrassing that I am posting about it?

My Life as stategrad100 (Key theme music concerning this angst)

3/27/2011 7:01:21 PM

better hide your husband too

3/28/2011 12:09:11 AM

Not True.

I compliment women all the time without the intention to do anything else.

I just like the cute shit that girls can do that guys can't.

3/28/2011 12:23:46 AM

^aka "trying to fuck her dad/boyfriend"

3/28/2011 7:30:08 AM

I think a good quarter of the compliments I've received from the opposite sex have been under the assumption that I'm a prostitute. Cause I always get compliments when I'm rocking greasy hair and sweat pants, finishing up a cigarette outside the gas station. It was very confusing. Then, one night, I watched Monster, and it all came together for me.

3/28/2011 7:49:28 AM

Quote :

"I've always had guy friends"

lol

3/28/2011 8:04:47 AM

Quote :

"Then, one night, I watched Monster, and it all came together for me."

LOOLL

also

Quote :

"I've always had guy friends"

Ditto. Why some people have a problem with this, I will never understand. Ever.

3/28/2011 8:27:15 AM

no one has a problem with your friendships. they're laughing because they're not really friendships. If your guy friend is a friend of your boyfriend, then he is not a guy friend of yours. If he is dating one of your friends, then he is not a guy friend of yours.

Guys only hang out with women for one reason and that is vested interest. Those interest are limited to the following: 1) Has to deal with you because you date his boy 2) Has to deal with you because he is looking to bwn someone you influence or 3) is looking to bwn you.

As history will indicate, there are moments where your guy friends have suddenly stopped talking to you or treating you the way they once did. This is because one of those 3 interests changed and he no longer had to play pretend.

3/28/2011 8:42:28 AM