A guy walks by and halfway past he looks towards the shop.

He sees the neon signs all lit up, the lights on, the big screen tv on and immediately becomes interested.

He turns around,

walks back to the front door,

He looks at the flashing neon open sign and the open slide-bar sign hanging on the door for 3 seconds.

Opens the door.

Walks in.

Sees my employee and I behind the counter looking at him happily,

we both say "Hey!!".

First thing that comes out of his mouth:










"Are you guys open?"

3/28/2011 10:29:02 PM

well, were you?

3/28/2011 10:29:53 PM

minimum wage idiots frequently forget to turn the sign off and lock the door

if i walked in and it was late and that shit was empty as fuck i'd ask the same question

3/28/2011 10:30:50 PM

i thought you went out of business

3/28/2011 10:32:03 PM

I did, but I came back the next day.

3/28/2011 10:33:20 PM

obviously you need more signs

3/28/2011 10:38:36 PM

It's even worse when the signs are off and the lights are dimmed.


They come in and place an order like we're open.

3/28/2011 10:40:53 PM

Quote :

"if i walked in and it was late and that shit was empty as fuck i'd ask the same question "

3/28/2011 11:15:33 PM

hence your screenname

3/28/2011 11:16:30 PM

nah

his username is ironic

like yours

3/28/2011 11:17:02 PM

People walking by don't know my username.

A people that know my username won't fucking visit me

3/28/2011 11:23:18 PM

i want to visit you

i feel like we would be friends

3/28/2011 11:24:00 PM

^^^lol

[Edited on March 28, 2011 at 11:24 PM. Reason : you, not you]

3/28/2011 11:24:14 PM