Today is the day of your birth.

3/31/2011 12:00:26 AM

k

now watch her be born tomorrow

3/31/2011 12:00:52 AM

check out that fucking brontosaurus head there

3/31/2011 12:06:50 AM

check it out

[Edited on March 31, 2011 at 12:16 AM. Reason : welcome, future king of TWW ]

3/31/2011 12:08:09 AM

I see a bronto and a unicorn

3/31/2011 12:08:18 AM

that's a fucking bear yo

[Edited on March 31, 2011 at 12:10 AM. Reason : upon further investigation]

3/31/2011 12:10:06 AM

March Thirty-First

THE DAY OF TENACITY

People born on March 31st are fighters who will get ahead no matter what. They have the tenacity to hang in there for the duration. Once established in a post, they will be very difficult to unseat. They may have original ideas that remain unexpressed simply because they indeed relish holding on to a favorable position. When called upon in a time of crisis, however, they often come up with highly creative and practical solutions, winning them the appreciation of their superiors.

March 31 people can be difficult to work with as they tend to be argumentative and demanding of co-workers. But those born on this day are above all very realistic about the positions they hold and shrewd enough to guarantee their survival in the job jungle.

Perhaps once or twice in a lifetime, March 31 people will be presented with the opportunity to make a major change in occupation--if they make it they will probably succeed, though it may take time. If they decide to pass up the opportunity, their hidden talents may never see the light. Those born on this day react well to challenges but due to their love of security and realism about money matters prefer calculated risks to reckless gambles.

March 31 people are comfortable as the boss, but really do better as associates or parters, where their talents for innovation and creative thought can contribute to a team effort. Those born on this day can live for years on their own, but function well in family life. Because they often marry late, they may adopt children or even a ready-made family, acting the role of a step-parent.

March 31 people hardly impress one as cuddly types, but are quite affectionate in their own way, expressing warmth through gentle teasing or humor. Overt love is something that unconsciously frightens them, hence their often ironic or even cynical exterior. But a deep need for caring, heightened by any parental rejection in childhood, demands a warm understanding mate who knows when to back off and when to come on. Reading the signals of a March 31 person is the key to relating to them. They are very intuitive and expect loved ones to be the same way, perhaps to understand them without a word being spoken. Indeed, they are very suspicious of anyone who is too glib, too giving of promises.

March 31 people do not really have the drive to be great leaders, but are patient enough to wait and ultimately get what they want. Generally they follow their head rather than their heart. Because they are so mentally oriented, others would do better not to appeal to them through emotions (particularly when manipulative) but plain common sense. this will elicit a heartfelt response, as straight talking is what those born on this day value most.

NUMBERS AND PLANETS
Those born on the 31st day of the month are ruled by the number 4 (3+1=4), and by the planet Uranus. Since only seven months have a 31st day, it is a less common number for a birthday, and the people born on these days are often difficult to fathom. The combination of Mars (ruler of Aries) and Uranus can mean an explosive temper and unpredictable, impulsive behavior. Those ruled by the number 4 can be stubborn or argumentative, since they see things so differently from everyone else. Their psyche is sensitive, particularly when it comes to rejection, which they take very hard. Generally March 31 people are reasoners and show good sense, muting the more erratic qualities mentioned above.

TAROT
The 4th card of the Major Arcana is The Emperor, who rules over concrete and worldly things through wisdom, the primary source of his power. The Emperor is stable and profound; the force of his authority cannot be questioned. The positive associations of this card are strong willpower and steadfast energy; unfavorable qualities include willfulness, tyranny and brutality.

HEALTH
The greatest health danger for people born on March 31 is that they will push their frustration or anger inside. This can result in chronic ailments such as ulcers, high blood pressure or even cancer, particularly at an advanced age. Those born on this day need to express themselves directly, since they are often concerned with keeping the ship on an even course, or serving as compromiser and mediator. Physical exercise of a quite demanding nature, such as running, boxing, gymnastics or mountain climbing may be just what the doctor ordered; because March 31 people like group activities, team sports such as baseball or basketball may be appealing. Since the social nature of March 31 people are usually well developed, they love group meals. Whether at cookouts or Sunday smorgasbords, they like to see others eat, talk and socialize. What better hobby for them than cooking for others? Few restraints need be put on their dietary preferences.

ADVICE
Use your good sense to advantage but also trust your deepest instincts. Beware of your argumentative tendencies. Open yourself to love and to affection. Deal with your fear of rejection.

MEDITATION
Quitting is not always a bad idea

STRENGTHS
Tenacious
Lucid
Pragmatic

WEAKNESSES
Repressed
Frustrated
Argumentative

3/31/2011 12:11:13 AM

I thought that was the horsehead nebula?

3/31/2011 12:14:07 AM

i am suck a wingnut, how did i not get this the first time i read this thread

3/31/2011 12:32:52 AM

" "

Orion
by Metallica

3/31/2011 12:50:21 AM

People are going to call your kid Onion all her life

That's on you, man

3/31/2011 12:52:15 AM

3/31/2011 12:57:21 AM

Quote :

"People are going to call your kid Onion all her life"

or Ryan

I'd consider making that her middle name or something

3/31/2011 12:57:30 AM

oip1

3/31/2011 7:34:56 AM

3/31/2011 7:57:22 AM

3/31/2011 8:00:46 AM

3/31/2011 8:01:50 AM

Quote :

" welcome, future king queen of TWW"

3/31/2011 8:12:36 AM

its funny - my cousin named her son Orion and he turns 1 tomorrow.

3/31/2011 8:51:37 AM

if only she could have waited a day

3/31/2011 8:55:57 AM

so I take it someone's kid is gonna be born today?

3/31/2011 8:57:16 AM

qntmorion

3/31/2011 8:58:40 AM

3/31/2011 9:15:31 AM

they gonna call that kiddo hunter

3/31/2011 9:16:28 AM

if this is about a baby being born...congratulations!

also, these quotes need to be pulled

Quote :

"I AM SUCK"

and

Quote :

"SUCK A WINGNUT"

3/31/2011 9:19:14 AM

3/31/2011 9:22:35 AM

I have it on good authority there is another qntmspawn

3/31/2011 2:11:34 PM

babies out the wazoo

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

3/31/2011 2:17:45 PM

what does qntm stand for?

3/31/2011 2:21:56 PM

Orion is here! 9lb 15oz, 22in. Mom and baby are doing great!

3/31/2011 2:22:12 PM

qntm = quit naggin the moniker

[Edited on March 31, 2011 at 2:27 PM. Reason : not really tho]

3/31/2011 2:27:41 PM

yay!

big ole baby

3/31/2011 2:28:13 PM

jesus

looks like they're going to be into some WNBA money in 22 years

the big bucks

(congrats, btw)

3/31/2011 2:28:46 PM

Quote :

"MOM AND BABY"

Quote :

"ARE DOING GREAT"

Quote :

"OH JOYOUS DAY"

3/31/2011 2:29:39 PM

3/31/2011 2:33:01 PM

Quote :

"WNBA money"

Quote :

"the big bucks"

does not compute

3/31/2011 2:37:09 PM

Quantitative Numerical Trading Model

3/31/2011 2:38:30 PM

CONGRATULATIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

3/31/2011 2:39:02 PM

congrats godmother

3/31/2011 2:40:39 PM

Useless without pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations tho. Yayayayaya

3/31/2011 2:47:09 PM

3/31/2011 2:48:21 PM

I said this on Facebook but Congrats the entire family!

Glad everyone is healthy and happy

3/31/2011 3:08:55 PM

^^^TWW Fairy Godmother

but I reached the maximum amount of characters

3/31/2011 3:52:04 PM

Congrats and props on popping it out before April Fools Day

3/31/2011 4:04:09 PM

CONGRATS!

3/31/2011 4:04:11 PM

^^Actually this is one really nicely planned out troll.

All of the pics of Amna pregnant were photoshopped

and qntm hasn't actually had any in years.

3/31/2011 4:07:22 PM

What a beautiful image!

3/31/2011 4:09:35 PM

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

3/31/2011 7:48:01 PM

Seriously though, congrats.

3/31/2011 7:50:59 PM

3/31/2011 8:01:11 PM

set up another baby

jk

3/31/2011 8:10:11 PM