this phrase was uttered in a thread where creepiness is discouraged so I came to Chit Chat where creepiness is valued and nurtured

wouldn't it be a complete mindfuck to be married to a girl that has a nearly identical counterpart that you aren't allowed to think about in a sexual way?

or is it just me

ibit'sjustyou

3/31/2011 3:08:48 PM

every time you think about the wife you're thinking about the other.

game on

3/31/2011 3:09:20 PM

isn't the whole point of fantasy thinking about someone that doesn't look like your wife?

3/31/2011 3:10:43 PM

I assume the natural thought process for you men would be to think about both....at the same time.

3/31/2011 3:11:31 PM

It's not cheating if you don't blow your load inside of her

3/31/2011 3:12:14 PM

Quote :

"isn't the whole point of fantasy thinking about someone that doesn't look like your wife?"

you aren't wrong

but there are married couples that continue to fuck after the wedding night

3/31/2011 3:12:33 PM

I usually think about piddlebug

twice

3/31/2011 3:13:01 PM

lololol

God I hope I'm one of ^^

[Edited on March 31, 2011 at 3:13 PM. Reason : also ^I should be in those thoughts with piddle]

3/31/2011 3:13:17 PM

what if your wifes sister tricked you into fucking her and you thought it was your wife the whole time?

3/31/2011 3:13:22 PM

i'd be down w/ it if they were magician(esses?)

it'd be like in The Prestige, but i'd act like i didn't know anything was goin on

3/31/2011 3:13:23 PM

Do you think that the husbands of twins give each other the "This is my ex-boyfriend XXX" hand shake and glare? Or do you think it's more of a Eskimo brothers high five situation?

3/31/2011 3:13:31 PM

Quote :

"what if your wifes sister tricked you into fucking her and you thought it was your wife the whole time?"

i just came

Quote :

"Do you think that the husbands of twins give each other the "This is my ex-boyfriend XXX" hand shake and glare? "

aha that's another great angle to this. there's another dude that basically fucks your wife on the regular and you can't do anything about it.*


*i realize this implies that identical twins are basically the same person and that sex has no emotional component

3/31/2011 3:13:53 PM

considering i'm a twin...this thread is creepy

3/31/2011 3:20:55 PM

or hot

3/31/2011 3:21:22 PM

Quote :

"considering i'm a twin...this thread is creepy"

aren't you the better looking twin though

3/31/2011 3:21:40 PM

it's creepyhot

3/31/2011 3:22:25 PM

Leviticus 4:36 - It's not adultery if you can't tell them apart.

3/31/2011 3:29:44 PM

With my wife, even though they are identical twins they aren't that identical. No doubt they look like sisters but you wouldn't mistake them for the other. I did work with a set of twin girls a few years back that were like 24 at the time and still looked nearly identical. It was hard for me at work to remember which was which at times when they weren't together.



[Edited on March 31, 2011 at 3:36 PM. Reason : WIFE MY WIFE]

3/31/2011 3:30:04 PM

yeah i guess the premise of this thread only works if the twins are like those you worked with

3/31/2011 3:30:53 PM

Quote :

"WIFE MY WIFE"

3/31/2011 3:36:14 PM

lol doh. fixed

3/31/2011 3:36:39 PM

There's only one way to really know if they are identical

3/31/2011 3:49:25 PM

what about Siamese twins?? Cheng and Eng Bunker each had a wife and fathered their own children.

3/31/2011 3:58:41 PM

I'd conspire with the other guy and pull the ol' switcharoo

Its the best of both worlds

3/31/2011 4:00:43 PM

Dear Penthouse Forum,

3/31/2011 4:10:31 PM

this is the best thread i've ever created

and it's not because of the posts

it's because of the PMs

omg

3/31/2011 4:12:10 PM

I would spontaneously combust wondering if the sister's vag was virtually identical to my wife's.

3/31/2011 4:12:25 PM

all you have to do is cross your eyes and you're with both of them (seeing double), and when next to each other try looking at them like a stereographic(sp?) picture!

3/31/2011 4:12:49 PM

Quote :

"I would spontaneously combust wondering if the sister's vag was virtually identical to my wife's."

THIS

3/31/2011 4:13:34 PM

what if you got with the sister and found out sis' vag was better?

3/31/2011 4:15:00 PM

The grass is always greener in the other vag.


Oh wait, I messed it up.

3/31/2011 4:16:12 PM

how does one judge? visually or *cough* size?

3/31/2011 4:16:14 PM

3/31/2011 4:17:06 PM

Quote :

"what if you got with the sister and found out sis' vag was better?"

that would be a risk worth taking

3/31/2011 4:17:57 PM

XSMP has your peen ever been inside a vag?

I mean you would know the feeling of a better vagina...I'd hope

3/31/2011 4:21:33 PM

I been plowing the same vag for 7 years, i have no idea how other vag stacks up, but I will say this; pussy by itself isn't a reasonable thing to base a decision on, if it were, the Japanese would sell slices of 'pie' on the shelves. fortunately that hasn't happened, and no, sex dolls don't count.



[Edited on March 31, 2011 at 4:47 PM. Reason : .]

3/31/2011 4:45:31 PM

Okay you lost me at Japanese.

3/31/2011 5:01:41 PM

too soon.

3/31/2011 5:27:58 PM

Both@ same time

3/31/2011 7:02:58 PM

Quote :

"I did work with a set of twin girls"

3/31/2011 7:41:13 PM

What about twins marrying twins?

3/31/2011 7:44:23 PM

I work with identical twin brothers who are awesomely similar. The one other guy on my team is married to a chick with a twin. When we hang out its weird 8 people and two sets of twins. The twins are super identical(both sets) and the chicks are pretty damn cute, bar the Boston accent.

3/31/2011 8:03:23 PM

Quote :

"this phrase was uttered in a thread where creepiness is discouraged so I came to Chit Chat where creepiness is valued and nurtured"

best part of the thread thus far. actually gave me a mild chuckle.

3/31/2011 8:04:45 PM

i'm not ready for this thread to be over

4/4/2011 4:40:43 PM

do those twins have nice boobs because that would cancel out the Boston accent

4/4/2011 4:54:07 PM

DivaBaby with the thread save

4/4/2011 4:54:48 PM

I wanna get with some hot male twins...so this thread is relevant to my interests

4/4/2011 4:59:16 PM

are we talking about chinese finger cuffs

4/4/2011 5:01:25 PM

I would like to take a trip to France to see the Eiffel Tower if you know what I mean

4/4/2011 5:04:04 PM

maybe a stop in the UK to see London Bridge?

4/4/2011 5:12:31 PM