A little about me: I grew up with two older sisters. The younger of the two was very much into musical theater during my childhood. As a result I have seen nearly every musical ever put on film, in fact I would wager that I saw Brigadoon more than a dozen times before the age of eight. In addition I have seen Cats and Starlight Express on Broadway and have seen various others touring musicals.

At this point you may be thinking to yourself, "But Mr. Joshua, you seem like such a well adjusted heterosexual male". Unfortunately, outward appearances can indeed be deceiving for I have a dark secret that I share with few. In fact, sharing this with TWW may ruin me.

Many people sing in the car, though few in such a shameful manner as I do. For years now I've been singing rap songs in the style of show tunes in my car. Not family friendly stuff like the Black Eyed Peas, but instead exclusively vulgar little ditties that I would dare not repeat in front of my mother.

The song this week has been the G-Unit remix of "Hate it or Love it", specifically the portion where Young Buck declares "And i aint even got my feet wet yet/A seven figure nigga who ain't seen a royalty check". Last week it was "Speak on it" by Kurupt.

The point is I say the n-word a lot in the car and it doesn't sound like rap. So if I should forget that my windows are down and start belting out slurs in a very jovial manner then I am sorry.

4/1/2011 4:08:43 PM

Sorry won't save you

4/1/2011 4:10:15 PM

k

^oh of course

4/1/2011 4:10:17 PM

I am requesting to sit in the back seat to observe such a practice

4/1/2011 4:12:49 PM

That's racist. You can sit in the front seat.

4/1/2011 4:14:38 PM

oh dang

4/1/2011 4:15:39 PM

Tl;dr

4/1/2011 4:19:50 PM

videos or it didnt happen

4/1/2011 4:34:28 PM

Oh there will be a video

4/1/2011 4:34:59 PM

Quote :

"The younger of the two was very much into musical theater during my childhood. As a result I have seen nearly every musical ever put on film, in fact I would wager that I saw Brigadoon more than a dozen times before the age of eight. "

Go home! Go home! Go home with Bonnie Jean!

4/1/2011 4:35:59 PM

4/1/2011 10:24:20 PM

4/4/2011 2:36:12 AM

LOL

4/4/2011 2:37:15 AM

HAHA

4/4/2011 7:30:08 AM

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/traffic/article193751114.html

1/10/2018 2:45:09 PM

I say "neighbor" whenever there's an N-bomb in a song.

1/10/2018 2:48:26 PM

^ Similarly, when rappers use the word pussy, I sub in pizza instead


that pizza in my mouth, had me lost for words

1/10/2018 2:54:48 PM

That's inspired. I could be rapping along to "Pizza Neighbor" by Woop featuring Plies.

1/10/2018 3:01:17 PM