I only get 3. I just used two.... Now I had to quit the fucking game. That's a loss on my record. AND she stormed away mad at me and slammed several doors.

Jesus.

4/2/2011 11:19:33 AM

mad at the madman?

4/2/2011 11:21:32 AM

You need a mancave with a lock on the door

4/2/2011 11:23:19 AM

more like EXbox live amirite

4/2/2011 11:23:23 AM

^hahha

4/2/2011 11:24:23 AM

^^lol

also, what did you use the other 2 for?

4/2/2011 11:35:45 AM

lol paerabol wins this thread

4/2/2011 1:28:50 PM

tape a picture of her at the edge of the TV, where it doesnt block any of the game. When she asks you what thats for, tell her you can't stop thinking about her ( along these lines )

She'll think its cute, possibly weird, but she wont get pissed at you that often when you're playing.

4/2/2011 3:06:29 PM

BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY I SLICED UP THEIR DEFENSE ON THE COUNTER JESUS

4/2/2011 3:09:01 PM

or just tell her to chill out and let you enjoy yourself

4/2/2011 3:09:20 PM

"I can't be up your ass all the time woman, stop!"

4/2/2011 3:10:06 PM

JEEZ BITCH, THEYRE BITIN ON THE PLAY ACTION. LEMME JUST THROW THIS BOMB DEEP ON THEIR ASSES AND THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT YOUR FUCKING EMOTIONS

4/2/2011 3:11:12 PM

It's only a game.

Do you win anything for having the best record?

Do you even have a perfect record to begin with?

Can't you start over with a new account?

Can you brag about having the best record or do the only people that know about this game know about your record and you have no idea who these people are IRL?

Would anyone believe you IRL?

Would it even matter?

Does a better record make the world a better place for other people?

Is it logged in a museum or cataloged so that you can tell your grand kids?

4/2/2011 3:19:31 PM

yo if you are tryin to get werkd in fifa holla acha boi

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on April 2, 2011 at 3:42 PM. Reason : Fifa is the biggest sport in the world, and arguably the only good sport other than NBA jam]

[Edited on April 2, 2011 at 3:42 PM. Reason : real sports are gay as fuck]

4/2/2011 3:39:54 PM

My boyfriend gets irritated when I interfere with his xbox time. He plays that shit all the fucking time tho! I usually just play on the internets tho, and leave him alone.

4/2/2011 3:52:48 PM

Quote :

"It's only a game. Do you win anything for having the best record? Do you even have a perfect record to begin with? Can't you start over with a new account? Can you brag about having the best record or do the only people that know about this game know about your record and you have no idea who these people are IRL? Would anyone believe you IRL? Would it even matter? Does a better record make the world a better place for other people? Is it logged in a museum or cataloged so that you can tell your grand kids? "

Like all things, I don't do repetitive things like playing a sports game on my xbox versus new opponents WITHOUT the intended goal of getting better. At best, it's a hobby. At worst, it's a waste of my time. But why does it bother you so much that I would try to not lose at a game? Troll on, fucktard.

4/2/2011 3:56:48 PM

Quote :

"lol paerabol wins this thread"

4/2/2011 5:00:35 PM

pauses?

you shouldn't be able to pause in online play..

4/2/2011 5:03:00 PM

Respect the pause!

4/2/2011 5:06:42 PM

nah

just tell them on the headset you're gonna stop to take a piss inbetween rounds or something

you shouldn't be able to pause in-game

4/2/2011 5:11:31 PM

You have to pause to adjust rosters/tactics/whatever

4/2/2011 5:17:15 PM

oh

well that's different

4/2/2011 5:17:34 PM

Quote :

"more like EXbox live amirite "

or no sexbox live

4/2/2011 6:17:36 PM

Yall wanna get murked in some COD holla at yo boy

4/2/2011 6:42:02 PM

OH MY FUCKING GOD...ITS A FUCKING VIDEO GAME...YOU SOUND LIKE MY 8 YR OLD PLAYING LEGO BATMAN!!!!

4/2/2011 8:46:41 PM

This reminds me, 3-0 vs. Slave Famous all time. All ass kickings.

4/2/2011 8:59:11 PM

Quote :

"women just don't understand pauses on xbox live"

4/2/2011 9:02:59 PM

^^^ Saying that does not make you cool...FYI

[Edited on April 2, 2011 at 9:03 PM. Reason : ,]

4/2/2011 9:03:27 PM

i'm not trying to impress anybody here....just sayin

4/2/2011 9:15:28 PM

How old is too old to be playing Xbox live?

4/2/2011 9:18:12 PM

Ur never too old to be playing Xbox live...thats like asking how old is too old to have fun..does not compute

4/2/2011 9:21:31 PM

I don't know, man. You have two kids and a wife, and your playing video games with a 12 year old in Atlanta?

4/2/2011 9:30:47 PM

True..no Xbox live after marriage or kids...makes sense

4/2/2011 9:35:11 PM

here's what you must learn about women:

They hating waiting on your ass, but they love making you wait for them.

4/2/2011 9:57:59 PM

Quote :

"here's what you must learn about women: They hating waiting on your ass, but they love making you wait for them.are fucking selfish and think the world revolves around them."

fyp

4/2/2011 10:01:11 PM

i'll prob be playing ps5 20 years from now

who gives a fuck what i do in my free time

4/2/2011 10:05:42 PM

I'd rather play XBox live than constantly troll a college message board.

4/2/2011 10:14:10 PM

pssh
I get pissed when someone interrupts my game

4/2/2011 10:31:11 PM

shut up and go have some makeup sex

4/2/2011 10:32:09 PM

MERCED

NOT MURKED

MURKED IS NOT A WORD

(Merced isn't either, but shut your face.)

4/3/2011 12:43:37 AM

thank you, ernie, for backing up the rationale for pausing a game

4/3/2011 1:42:36 AM

well I figured that's what halftime was for or something

but what do I know

NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT

4/3/2011 1:48:55 AM

i like competing, too

but it's much better to do it in real life against real people

than with a bunch of drawings on a screen

4/3/2011 1:57:54 AM

oh snap

OH EFFING SNAP

4/3/2011 1:58:23 AM

^^^^^ your name isnt a word so stfu

4/3/2011 2:51:33 AM

3300 posts

[Edited on April 3, 2011 at 3:36 AM. Reason : .]

4/3/2011 3:33:01 AM

Quote :

"lol paerabol wins this thread"

4/3/2011 4:38:18 AM

http://csownssex.ytmnd.com/

4/3/2011 8:00:23 AM

Quote :

"thank you, ernie, for backing up the rationale for pausing a game"

That's what friends are for, buddy.

4/3/2011 8:18:46 AM

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4/3/2011 12:08:07 PM