walkmanfades

4/4/2011 1:15:31 AM

Quote :

"I used to play in the sand and imagine that I was the creator of worlds. I would wash away all my hopes and dreams and the water would turn the dirt into mud. Slowly, I realized that there is a meaning to all of this. That I was predestined for something awesome."

-BubbleBobble

[Edited on April 4, 2011 at 1:17 AM. Reason : .]

4/4/2011 1:17:13 AM

lol

that certainly doesn't sound like me

or does it?

4/4/2011 1:18:03 AM

Quote :

"There was a pig in the middle of the road. As I drove around it, I noticed it got smaller and smaller. I stared into my review as it watched me drive away. Into the tunnel my vehicle went as echo's from my monsterous inline 3 engine in my sexy geo metro roared into the physics defying three thousand two hundred and seven revolutions per minute. I looked ahead of me and then saw the fate of the world."

-BubbleBobble

4/4/2011 1:20:00 AM

I DO remember saying that

4/4/2011 1:32:49 AM

Quote :

"One time I was picking my nose. Mind you, I was 2 years and 15 hours old. Anywho..."

-BubbleBobble

4/4/2011 1:34:32 AM

who says "anywho"

you must have me confused with some other infant

4/4/2011 1:35:04 AM

Quote :

"I wake up now from the many naps I find myself taking during the day, and for a good ten minutes or so I don't even recognize myself. I look at my hands and I scream. I look around me, at my personal belongings, the few that are here, and I scream at them. I do not know if I scream out of horror, from the foreignness of not knowing where I am, or if it is some dream I carry over from the bouts of sleep, some dream I never remember having. Hell, sometimes I'm not sure I'm ever really sleeping. Sometimes it just feels like I'm skipping forward in life, coming into periods of being like the constant in and out of the street lights in the early morning--periods of light and dark, sleeping and waking, dreaming and everybody do the dinosaur. I really am dreaming."

-BubbleBobble

[Edited on April 4, 2011 at 1:38 AM. Reason : INCEPTION]

4/4/2011 1:38:15 AM

Quote :

"I remember the first day that we met. I was laying in bed and she crept into my room through my window. I like to leave it cracked so that I can ventilate my awesomeness to the rest of the world as I rest. So then she comes in; silent and without reservations. I wake up that night, startled by a feeling. It was creeping up my leg, a sensation that tickled but iritated me equally the same. The fucking piss fairy had done it again and I had to wash my sheets for the fifth time that week. FML"

-lafta

4/4/2011 1:40:35 AM

Quote :

"I AM THE FUCKING KING OF THE WOLF WEB"

Quote :

"KING KING"

-BubbleBobble

4/4/2011 1:40:55 AM

court jester on your best deads. Village idiot on your average.

4/4/2011 7:06:56 AM

BubbleBobble

you've got some splainin to do

4/4/2011 7:54:16 AM

Quote :

"PAD"

-NCSUStinger

4/4/2011 8:34:00 AM

Quote :

"YOUR BEST DEADS"

-Chance

[Edited on April 4, 2011 at 8:36 AM. Reason : l]

4/4/2011 8:35:19 AM

lol best deads huh

4/4/2011 5:38:20 PM

if I smack my gum loud enough he would SO follow me

4/4/2011 5:40:32 PM

finally the FUCK LIMITLESSART

4/20/2011 12:48:20 AM

this thread needs to shut the fuck up

4/20/2011 12:49:11 AM

Quote :

"I enjoy making out with guys"

shmorri2

4/20/2011 12:50:03 AM

no u

4/20/2011 12:50:09 AM