and why do asian nerds always have large calves

4/5/2011 6:13:38 PM

Short people have to stand on their tip toes a lot

4/5/2011 6:14:17 PM

bodies are too small for their heads

4/5/2011 6:14:57 PM

i had a theory that asian nerds have large calves because of raquetballand them only using their calves to jump during pick up basketball games, thus not jumping very high

4/5/2011 6:17:08 PM

either reading in a chair too much or sucking their own cock too much

4/5/2011 6:17:32 PM

people with poor posture are more likely to be outcasts than people with good posture

4/5/2011 6:22:33 PM

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"and why do asians nerds always have large calves"

slant-eyes asians in general have large calves. esp chinese, thai, vietnamese, and pilipinos.

i have always been jealous of their calves. esp when you see a middle-aged or old asian dude with a belly, but he has perfect large and diamond-chiseled calves. why, why, why?

funny to see skinny asian guys with no upper body musculature or definition, but huge ripped calves. and big muscly black dudes who obviously work out, but with skinny calves.

i wanted to do a study once on this topic. luck asian bastards got the calf gene (and the smart gene too).

p.s. their womens too have large ones, which look extra funny because their womens are so small.


[Edited on April 5, 2011 at 6:24 PM. Reason : ]

4/5/2011 6:23:27 PM

you right but i was keeping with the nerd theme, or else you guys would have had to suffer another terrible thread in an hour

4/5/2011 6:24:36 PM

why do hot latina broads have to fuck it up with some gross ass eye coloration, you would be just as hot if not hotter if i didn't feel like i was looking through a kaleidoscope

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[Edited on April 5, 2011 at 6:32 PM. Reason : and holy shit i spelled kaleidoscope right]

4/5/2011 6:31:31 PM

cuz the cholos beat the fuckin shit out of them

4/5/2011 6:32:01 PM

thats why i keep coming back to thewolfweb learn some new shit every day. they don't got this shit on facebook

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4/5/2011 6:34:30 PM

another life lesson along a similar vein:


If you see such a latina chick with all that make up on and shit, know that not only does she get her fuckin ass beat, but that cholo is watching you watching her.

4/5/2011 6:37:11 PM

4/5/2011 7:23:52 PM

SHIT GETTING OUT OF HAND TODAY

4/5/2011 7:47:43 PM

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"PERFECT LARGE AND DIAMOND CHISELED CALVES"

4/5/2011 7:52:24 PM

S'ing on their own D.

4/5/2011 7:58:57 PM