what would you be? deal is it can't be an existing super hero. It has to be something completely new. What would your powers be? what would your weakness be?

something childish related to drinking or something sexual gets browny points.

I'm still working on mine!

4/7/2011 11:01:23 AM

I would have the power to take shitty threads and put them in Chit Chat.

But I would only use my powers for good.

4/7/2011 11:03:31 AM

dammit...move to chit chat!

4/7/2011 11:06:17 AM

Baraka from Mortal Kombat, except I could also fly

4/7/2011 11:16:55 AM

I'd be the best damn sandwich guitar player ever

4/7/2011 11:53:23 AM

ok so the history behind this is i'm going to a super hero themed party but we have to make up the super hero

i think i've got one...I will be Boson!! (based on the sub-atomic particle)

my super power will be that i can bend time and space. basically time travel and shift from place to place

My arch enemy will be Fermion (my wife) which is also a sub-atomic particle and in sub-atomic theory the Fermions contrast with Bosons so it kind of works out.

now i just need to think of what my weakness will be...black holes? or maybe something like superman's kryptonite

4/7/2011 1:40:41 PM

I want to read minds like Dr X, but be able to heal like Wolverine.

4/7/2011 1:59:12 PM

oh that's cool!!

4/7/2011 2:00:24 PM

cool 10,000th post, bro...

4/7/2011 2:00:45 PM

Heal the sick, especially kids. Poor kids

4/7/2011 2:02:02 PM

^x5 Your wife's "black" hole?





I'd be MANIPULO


basically I'd be like Mysterio from Spiderman, but good


for reference:




I'd have Jedi Mind Tricks-esque powers


my weakness would be vag.

[Edited on April 7, 2011 at 2:02 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2011 2:02:25 PM

doc cock

4/7/2011 2:04:04 PM

these are great....keep 'em coming

4/7/2011 2:06:05 PM

i'd probably be fuck you dude


[Edited on April 7, 2011 at 2:07 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2011 2:06:49 PM

Cheat Code Man

I can do cheat codes IRL like in GTA, where you can make the cops not come after you, drop Harriers from the sky, get $$ in my account

4/7/2011 2:07:38 PM

I would be Big Business

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/7/2011 2:08:05 PM

shape shifter like odo but still human.

4/7/2011 2:10:40 PM

P-B-Arrrrrrrr, the Hipster Pirate.


I just found this pic:


Basically dress like a hipster, maybe with a ruffled pirate shirt. wear hipster glasses with 1 lens blacked out, and put a fake parrot on your shoulder.

EDIT: Yes I realize this is more like a standard Halloween costume

Put a PBR logo on your chest or something.

[Edited on April 7, 2011 at 2:20 PM. Reason : ]

4/7/2011 2:16:51 PM

doctor cocktopus terrorizes the city with his eight phalli. he is aided in his shenanigans by his sidekick, john handcock, who sports a prosthetic wang in the manner of a pirate with a hook for a hand.

4/7/2011 2:23:37 PM

damn you guys are creative!!

4/7/2011 2:33:43 PM

you could use my costume idea from one year: Mr. Frat-tastic

Basically you dress as fratty as possible; croakies, popped collars, the whole 9 yards. Then a superman style symbol taped to your chest with either a big F or "Mr. Frat-tastic" written on it.

Powers: Master at every drinking game, Can identify any Dave Matthews and Jack Johnson (or whatever they listen to these days) song after hearing the first note, Icing bros.

Weakness: Brooks Brothers catalogs

Your sidekick would be Sorosti-tude Girl

4/7/2011 3:45:01 PM

Quote :

"my weakness would be vag."

hahahahahahhaha

4/7/2011 4:42:03 PM

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