My fiance suggested that I lather up my Johnson with olive oil versus KY. She heard about it in one of her med school classes so it sounds legit. Anyone here tried it?

4/10/2011 6:34:32 PM

do people really use lubricants for anything other than anal

4/10/2011 6:35:39 PM

4/10/2011 6:37:54 PM

^^ Dry vag is a serious condition that only vegetable oil can solve.

4/10/2011 6:39:49 PM

Sounds like you ain't preppin' you're womens correctly. That means investing your time in FOREPLAY.

4/10/2011 6:43:54 PM

Why are you people assuming its for vaginal sex?

Also, this sounds like some organic hippy bullshit. Spit and rip imo

4/10/2011 6:50:27 PM

Yeah, I've never heard this.

Quick Google of the subject says it's a big no-no, and at the very least is just not better than actual lube.

4/10/2011 6:58:34 PM

Crisco will fix all your problems.

4/10/2011 7:02:38 PM

unless youre doing a greek chick, i say no

4/10/2011 7:16:19 PM

How old if your fiance that she needs lube?

4/10/2011 7:19:23 PM

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"Spit and rip imo"

4/10/2011 7:21:23 PM

It needs to be water-based so it can be easily washed out. Vags are sacred places of microorganisms.

4/10/2011 7:24:35 PM

does it warm up as you're humping? that might be worth it

[Edited on April 10, 2011 at 8:15 PM. Reason : for people who are into that kind of stuff. gross.]

4/10/2011 8:15:02 PM

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"Yeah, I've never heard this. Quick Google of the subject says it's a big no-no, and at the very least is just not better than actual lube."

I found just the opposite from a quick google search.

The only problem is that they said it can deteriorate the latex for condoms.

4/10/2011 8:19:45 PM

da vinci used olive oil as contraceptive. surprisingly enough, it kind of works. or so i recall.

4/10/2011 8:39:15 PM

Extra Virgin Olive Oil...




need I say more?

4/10/2011 8:42:49 PM

i'm afraid that you do, since what you just said doesn't imply anything but a contradiction.

4/10/2011 8:44:07 PM

you shouldn't be having sex before marriage

4/10/2011 8:51:19 PM

Spray some WD-40 on there.

4/10/2011 9:39:10 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_oil

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"Peanut oil is also used as a fecal softener."

4/10/2011 9:43:35 PM

i'm not taking boner jam's advice on anything relating to my anus

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/10/2011 9:44:52 PM

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"I found just the opposite from a quick google search. The only problem is that they said it can deteriorate the latex for condoms."

Yeah, the condom thing is a given.

But it also doesn't make sense as a lube without condoms anyway. It provides no advantage over artificial lubricants unless you plan on searing yourself on the grill after sex; plus it can be difficult to clean out of orifices, could potentially clog pores on the skin, and could affect vaginal bacteria if not cleaned out properly (all of which are major issues with artificial lube). I don't know if olive oil dries sticky or not but I assume it doesn't.

4/10/2011 11:32:47 PM

Use egg whites.

4/10/2011 11:35:08 PM

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"Spray some WD-40 on there."

WD isn't much of a lubricant. You need white lithium grease.

[Edited on April 10, 2011 at 11:38 PM. Reason : or maybe some graphite]

4/10/2011 11:38:25 PM

HAY DUKE

What a great thread we find ourselves in

4/10/2011 11:39:32 PM

Grapeseed oil is better.

4/11/2011 2:05:57 AM

Teflon coating for your junk

4/11/2011 2:13:52 AM

Seems like I've heard coconut oil is reasonably safe, but I'm not looking that one up right now. I'm at work

4/11/2011 2:34:46 AM

Lots of girls either need or prefer lube for vaginal sex. Also, birth control is a very common cause of dat %190 dry vag.

The more you know.

4/11/2011 3:47:01 AM

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"Lots of girls either need or prefer lube for vaginal sex. Also, birth control is a very common cause of dat %190 dry vag. The more you know."

I don't buy it.


It's like saying lots of guys are impotent.

While there are a lot, there is only a slim amount compared to the entire sex

4/11/2011 4:23:17 AM

Stop. Listen closely. You can either be a lubriCAN or a lubriCANT. Which is it gonna be?!

4/11/2011 5:15:14 AM

Tears are the best natural lubricant.

4/11/2011 6:53:13 AM