In his bowling league...true story

4/13/2011 8:24:01 PM

how bout we split some 7-11?















big bites.

4/13/2011 8:27:22 PM

apparently converting a 7-10 split is rarer than a 300 game

4/13/2011 8:28:38 PM

yeh 300 games are not so rare nowadays.

4/13/2011 8:29:19 PM

I took bowling at State. The teacher had a free trip to Angus Barn for anyone who converted a 7-10 written in her syllabus.

4/13/2011 8:48:21 PM

ಠ_ಠ

4/13/2011 8:48:36 PM

this is totally random and has nothing to do with this thread what so ever...


but i've always wondered if TreeTwista10 was hot...

i've never been able to tell because i've never seen a normal picture of him

4/13/2011 8:50:12 PM

well that was a very male comment from the opposite gender.

4/13/2011 8:54:05 PM

^^
I would say TreeTwista10's doppelganger is Sly Stallone.

4/13/2011 8:54:42 PM

gah...so is my brother's...

that would just make things weird

4/13/2011 8:56:41 PM

i got a 6-7-10 split once

4/13/2011 8:57:57 PM

I'm ok looking but I more than make up for it with my endowment and excellent game spitting abilities

But I also had a conversation a year or two ago about 300 games vs. 7-10 splits with the guy who picked up the 7-10 about how even though there are more 300s, there are less opportunities for 7/10s because its a relatively rare split to get

[Edited on April 13, 2011 at 9:03 PM. Reason : oh well]

4/13/2011 9:01:56 PM

i've just always been curious what you look like...


but i could tell you have a large penis by your posts on tww

4/13/2011 9:03:00 PM

well maybe sometime if I swing through Garner via Illson I will shout you a holler dun

4/13/2011 9:16:18 PM

sweet

4/13/2011 9:16:57 PM

lp78 got no shame in her egame

4/13/2011 9:20:10 PM

http://www.match.date.okcupid.craiglist.adults.com/TreeTwista10

4/13/2011 9:21:00 PM

Quote :

"I took bowling at State. The teacher had a free trip to Angus Barn for anyone who converted a 7-10 written in her syllabus."

wtffffffffff i took bowling at state and totally picked up a 7-10 split once. I GOT NO ANGUS BARN

4/13/2011 9:32:48 PM

for shiggadillz? wow congrats DDK, on yo9ur momentous accomplishment

4/13/2011 9:35:49 PM

Tell him to bring his talents to cary for midnight bowling and win some money.

4/13/2011 9:37:01 PM

It was a total fluke but thanks i was pretty excited about it at the time

4/13/2011 9:37:29 PM

shit...i'm going to need an interpreter when we get together

4/13/2011 9:38:06 PM

sounds like its a done deal that we bone...i must warn you, i'm going to be in Florida on the 29th for the space shuttle launch (w00t) but since its confirmed that we will bone in the foreseeable future, i will make a mental note to keep my vocabulary at 8th grade level while we are consummating our wolfwebbership

also I gather you and DDK only clicked on this thread because you figured it was about 7" - 10" members splitting things

[Edited on April 13, 2011 at 9:42 PM. Reason : which is fine]

4/13/2011 9:40:19 PM

it's ok...

i'm not available on the 29th anyway...


and how about we both just agree not to talk...


we should be too busy for conversation anyway

[Edited on April 13, 2011 at 9:43 PM. Reason : it was the first TreeTwista10 thread on the page for me to make my original observation]

4/13/2011 9:41:35 PM

agreed, travelling is easy when you minimize the baggage

4/13/2011 9:42:52 PM

btw, on the first date, i usually only fuck with a Wizzinator with anonymously donated sperm inside instead of urine, and then bust out my real dick on subsequent dates once I know that you're pregnant, so that any paternity or DNA tests don't implicate me

but it'll be worth it

4/13/2011 9:44:31 PM

but you can't get my mouth pregnant

[Edited on April 13, 2011 at 9:45 PM. Reason : first dates are totally for blow jobs]

4/13/2011 9:45:31 PM

well it looks like we're reading the same book and on the same chapter

[Edited on April 13, 2011 at 9:47 PM. Reason : fine but for me to reciprocate, that will change our entire dinner plans, due to food effects]

4/13/2011 9:46:50 PM

i know this book cover to cover




i won't spoil the ending for you in case you haven't read the whole thing...

but it doesn't end well



[Edited on April 13, 2011 at 9:50 PM. Reason : sdf]

4/13/2011 9:48:27 PM

I think I just came.

4/13/2011 9:52:10 PM

i make bowling sexy

4/13/2011 9:52:50 PM

it always ends well (except when it doesnt)

4/13/2011 9:54:01 PM

it always end well for the dude...

rarely for me though

4/13/2011 9:54:46 PM

i know i'll get mine, so my priority is yours

just dont take like 3 hours cause i mean, sheesh

4/13/2011 9:56:35 PM

ok...

i won't drink anything then

4/13/2011 9:57:32 PM

I really needed to know this!


[Edited on April 13, 2011 at 10:00 PM. Reason : w]

4/13/2011 10:00:36 PM

do you get whiskey dick clit?

can you get yourSELF off?

girls are either:

1. very likely to nut
2. can nut with proper stimulation
3. ITS A FUCKING TASK

[Edited on April 13, 2011 at 10:02 PM. Reason : 2 is cool, 3 i can always do my best, but its a schedule changer]

4/13/2011 10:01:10 PM

not when i've been drinking

i'm very likely to with proper stimulation but it'll be a task

[Edited on April 13, 2011 at 10:03 PM. Reason : sdfds]

4/13/2011 10:02:18 PM

well it sounds like if we go out to the bar for 6 hours, we'll fuck for another 6 and neither of us will cum

maybe the next morning will be kinder to our kind souls

4/13/2011 10:03:13 PM

mornings are always good

4/13/2011 10:03:41 PM