just set it for the regular time and wake up earlier. Its the same fucking thing. And most of the time its womens

/rant

4/14/2011 7:31:19 AM

sounds like a timing belt issue

4/14/2011 8:45:25 AM

So what you are saying is advancing the timing is retarded?

4/14/2011 8:54:29 AM

hahaoops please to move to chit chat.

4/14/2011 9:04:50 AM

its way too hard to set the clock in my accord

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4/14/2011 9:54:13 AM

the clock in my Corolla will run fast all by itself

4/14/2011 9:54:44 AM

every time i set an alarm for something important i close my eyes and set my clock forward an unknown amount of time

4/14/2011 11:04:10 AM

ummmm...yeah why is this in the garage?

4/14/2011 12:39:28 PM

you know what. If it helps me arrive to work and other things on time why the f not.

(sorry in a grouchy mood)

4/14/2011 12:47:59 PM

4/14/2011 1:14:43 PM

Quote :

"sounds like a timing belt issue"

4/14/2011 1:15:38 PM

one lady in my office does this and whenever i am working with her on something i look at her clock and im like, SHIT IM LATE

then i get somewhere and i am on time. i hate it

4/14/2011 1:43:54 PM

My clock is fast on its own and I like it.

4/14/2011 1:51:27 PM

I know a girl who sets the alarm clock on her side 47 minutes faster than her fiance's.

4/14/2011 2:25:11 PM

I just want to pretend I live a tiny bit in the future

4/14/2011 2:26:05 PM

I pass by the Farmer's Market every day and noticed today that their marquee clock is like 20 minutes fast

4/14/2011 2:35:55 PM

aka assholes

4/14/2011 2:40:11 PM

haha...

my alarm clock is about 45 minutes fast

4/14/2011 2:40:58 PM

I set my clock ten minutes fast. In the mornings I'm too groggy to remember it's fast.

4/14/2011 2:45:58 PM

i used to get my brother in high school to randomly reset my clock during the week (as long as it was either on time or a little fast) so i was always on my toes

4/14/2011 2:49:57 PM

I set my beer cut-off clock 5 minutes ahead.

4/14/2011 3:38:53 PM

90 minutes ahead

4/14/2011 3:48:20 PM

I keep mine 24 hours ahead

4/14/2011 3:50:38 PM

I usually have my watch set 5 minutes fast because when I'm in a rush I forget that it's fast and it helps me not be late

4/14/2011 4:29:26 PM

Quote :

"then i get somewhere and i am on time. i hate it"

4/14/2011 5:20:45 PM

I heard Brad Cooper did this, and it means he killed his wife.

4/14/2011 5:49:12 PM

I set the clock ahead 5 hours so I don't feel like a skeeve for watching porn in the middle of the day.

4/14/2011 6:00:14 PM

I tried overclocking my computer once. I set the clock forward by a year.


The computer didn't seem any faster though, and Windows Update was royally fucked.

4/14/2011 10:59:48 PM

I have a clock that is 17 mins fast, it represents the early I will make it to work if I left right after reading the time.

4/15/2011 9:08:59 AM

My clock is fast as well. Its minute only lasts 59.7 seconds, so I have to adjust it every week or so.

4/15/2011 9:31:39 AM

My car clock seems to want to be 3 minutes behind. It never goes more than that, but whenever I reset it, it seems to be back at 2-3 minutes within a week. I think it wants me to be late.

4/15/2011 9:35:10 AM

I keep my truck clock 3-5 minutes fast. I also try to keep the house clocks fast, but now that everyone has cell phones (thus accurate clocks on their person), I can't trick people into being on time by making them think they are late

4/15/2011 10:38:50 AM

i usually have it for 5 min fast, and no alarm clock is fast

4/15/2011 12:48:03 PM

What's the point if you know how far it is ahead.

It doesn't make you get up earlier, it just makes you have to do math in the morning.

4/15/2011 12:53:07 PM

have you seen that app where you have to do really hard math to turn off your phone alarm. that is pretty cool

4/15/2011 1:10:00 PM

Is it "painful" to wake up? Does it "hurt" anyone?


It hurts my brain and my eyes to wake up, why did god build us like this?

4/15/2011 1:11:45 PM

def not painful. it hurts my eyes when i go into the bathroom and turn the light on

4/15/2011 1:14:03 PM

I need someone to come to my house, have sex with me, and set my clocks fast.

Every time I set the clock fast, I'm conscious of what time it really is and pay it no mind.

4/15/2011 1:14:17 PM

fuck that, standard time is totally arbitrary anyway

Greenwich mean time is in no way superior to whatever time my clock is keeping

4/15/2011 2:19:08 PM

I need someone to come to my house, have sex with me, and set my clocks fast.

4/15/2011 11:19:24 PM