Sorry if this is [old]

Quote :

"a man somehow caught on fire while watching adult movies at a porn shop Wednesday evening, fire officials said. According to the San Francisco Weekly, the man was inside a viewing booth in the adult bookstore in the Mission district. Witnesses say he suddenly burst out of the store, his clothes in flames. Several firemen were about a block away working on an unrelated case, and were able to quickly respond. Read more on myFOXdfw.com: http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/unusual/041411-man-catches-fire-in-porn-shop#ixzz1JYxsZxiz"

but I hear sub-standard lube has a lower flash point

another Johnson and Johnson recall in the works possibly?

OR divine intervention

OR arson

We may never get the details, and this could always be a burning question.

[Edited on April 15, 2011 at 12:30 AM. Reason : ]

4/15/2011 12:29:05 AM

smoking and jerking, is my guess.

4/15/2011 2:40:20 AM

vaseline gasoline is the best lube

4/15/2011 2:43:43 AM

Oldskool napalm?

4/15/2011 2:48:21 AM

san francisco... flamer

4/15/2011 3:12:35 AM

(good a place as any for this dog)

4/15/2011 3:17:19 AM

^lol

4/15/2011 7:59:07 AM