http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/04/16/louisiana.nicolas.cage.arrest/index.html

4/16/2011 7:44:43 PM

#winning

4/16/2011 7:46:59 PM

4/16/2011 7:47:41 PM

Came to post the bird-hair picture, beaten to the punch. Carry on.

4/16/2011 7:51:44 PM

lived downtown NOLA for 7 months in the CBD next to the Quarter

and seen Bourbon Street many a night

and say this

You gotta be FUCKKKKKEEEDDDDDD up beyond belief to manage getting arrested down there
This shit musta been OUT OF control, like 1970's GW Bush Drunk Driving out of control kind of disturbance


All joking about #winning aside, Charlie Sheen revealed Mr. Cage is the man behind the term "goddess" in a candid confession that married Cage approached a waitress and was rejected - the publication of this and the recent arrest - two correlated?

Was in Sheen's violent torpedo of truth in Ohio
http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=21273

Quote :

""We're at this after-party and Nic Cage is over at the corner and he's showing a girl his watch," Sheen explained. "It was dark, but I knew exactly what he was doing. He has his wrist down here (brings wrist down to his crotch). So she just kind of pokes him in the chest and walks away. And his response was 'Well there goes a goddess, an absolute f*cking goddess.'" For those not quite sure what Cage did there, let me explain. He told a girl that he wants to show her his watch. He then took out his penis and placed it over his wrist, like you would a watch. When the girl looked down to see the watch, she ended up seeing Cage's penis. Read more: http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=21273#ixzz1JjgVFeuF"

[Edited on April 16, 2011 at 8:31 PM. Reason : The ol' penis watch gets 'em every time]

4/16/2011 8:16:07 PM

he needs to stop trying to steal the declaration of independence

4/16/2011 9:07:46 PM

He has never gone by nic cage

4/16/2011 11:20:23 PM

I just dont get how this guy can be broke. DON'T GET IT!

4/17/2011 12:34:05 AM

Quote :

"NEW: "Dog the Bounty Hunter" bails Cage out of a New Orleans jail "

4/17/2011 12:39:32 AM

^ valid point my friend

Now all A&E is almost full circle on the justice system.

He could have been arrested by Steven Seagal.

Investigated by the First 48.

Bailed out by Dog the Bounty Hunter.

And had his car and assets repossessed by Operation Repo and Storage Wars.

After having his unattended car ticketed by Parking Wars.


Yeah, I watch a lot of TV.

4/17/2011 1:58:41 PM

Haha, awesome.

4/17/2011 2:02:14 PM

imagine the huge ratings boost AE would get if cage skipped out on his bail

4/17/2011 10:42:45 PM