there are a few of us, it's a weekly call

we're bullshitting while we wait for the others to join us

my client mentions that she has a black eye

we're all OH MY GOSH ARE YOU OKAY WHAT HAPPENED

she says, "i was playing fetch with my dog, and when i bent down to pick up the ball, he was running for it, and BAM, he hit me right in the face"

the most cherry set-up you've heard in your fuckin' life

i knocked it out of the park

WHAT KIND OF DOG IS IT













































A BOXER?!

4/20/2011 9:32:25 AM

haa

4/20/2011 9:33:05 AM

shoulda gone for the "quit lying about your domestic problems. you dont even got a dog bitch" route

4/20/2011 9:34:28 AM

good one

4/20/2011 9:34:44 AM

so you're on the phone with ur girl

4/20/2011 9:35:04 AM

i'm curious how the black eye came up in the phone conversation

4/20/2011 9:35:32 AM

aha

4/20/2011 9:35:50 AM

AWESOME

4/20/2011 9:36:01 AM

bringing the lols

4/20/2011 9:36:10 AM

4/20/2011 9:37:46 AM

awesome!

4/20/2011 9:38:53 AM

Quote :

"BRING THE LOLS"

4/20/2011 9:41:28 AM

bttt

12/5/2011 8:37:48 AM

Yo frosh, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but crazy_carl had one of the best asshole public jokes of all time

12/5/2011 9:02:58 AM

Back to the top for a gag that never got the attention it deserved.

3/6/2014 2:03:55 PM

Sounds like the old "I bumped into a door" story

3/6/2014 2:29:09 PM

I thought for sure you were going to say

A BULLYDOG?!

3/6/2014 2:48:54 PM

Motherfucker brags about a B- at best joke

Then comes back three years later for pity laughs

JHFC

3/6/2014 3:04:02 PM

Quote :

"but crazy_carl had one of the best asshole public jokes of all time"

checked for script, vaguely remember the joke

3/6/2014 3:06:30 PM

HOW FAR I HAVE FALLEN

3/6/2014 3:07:52 PM

Good jokes got plenty of attention back in 2011 on t-dub. This was not a good joke.

Good jokes in 2014, however, can fall through the cracks.

3/6/2014 3:24:37 PM

Point of order:

When using JHFC, the F is not often used in conjunction with the H. That said, is the F an extension of the H or a hyphenation with the C?

as in Harold-Fucking

or

Fucking-Christ

3/6/2014 3:54:09 PM

Quote :

"my client mentions that she has a black eyeguy"

that's what she actually said.

[Edited on March 6, 2014 at 3:58 PM. Reason : ]

3/6/2014 3:57:56 PM