post ITT or PM me why I should give you a free VIP wristband for the Hopscotch Music Festival (a $155 value)

http://www.hopscotchmusicfest.com

no, it doesn't mean you have to hang out with me

that would be gross

4/20/2011 12:06:15 PM

dibs

4/20/2011 12:07:29 PM

you should give me a free VIP wristband for the Hopscotch Music Festival (a $155 value) so I can hang out with you

4/20/2011 12:07:32 PM

You should give me a free VIP wristband because I think you're a swell guy and a tasteful poster

And are extremely prolific at digging up dirt on people

And your username makes me miss my old school sony walkman and Makaveli cassette tape

4/20/2011 12:11:44 PM

I don't want your damn wristband

4/20/2011 12:13:00 PM

I will take that wristband ok

4/20/2011 12:13:40 PM

btw, right now i'm leaning toward giving the wristband to a dude

because dudes know more about music and i hate coug

~

4/20/2011 12:14:20 PM

~

4/20/2011 12:14:45 PM

I'll let you touch my boobs

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 12:16 PM. Reason : OR YOU COULD GO WITH A DUDE AND SUCK A DICK. THATS FINE TOO ]

4/20/2011 12:15:10 PM

~~~~~~~~~~~~

4/20/2011 12:15:11 PM

dude

just grab a bag of sand

same thing as kates bewbs

4/20/2011 12:17:36 PM

What if I want to hang out with you?

4/20/2011 12:18:10 PM

because your username makes me think of pavement but dropdeadkate might be hard to top

4/20/2011 12:18:45 PM

CalledToArms, that was a strong entry

Spontaneous, you are disqualified

4/20/2011 12:19:21 PM

LOL @ bag of sand

mine don't feel like a bag of sand

4/20/2011 12:19:49 PM

you can smack my ass too if you want

GIMME DAT WRIST BAND

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 12:20 PM. Reason : oh and my boobs are not sandy wtf]

4/20/2011 12:20:12 PM

I'll let you watch me touch dropdeadkate's boobs and smack her ass

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 12:20 PM. Reason : addendum]

4/20/2011 12:20:21 PM

^winner

4/20/2011 12:20:44 PM

and I'll fart on DivaBaby19's back for a set of two

4/20/2011 12:22:45 PM

winner will be announced at midnight tonight

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 12:36 PM. Reason : subject to availability]

4/20/2011 12:23:30 PM

WTF man?

I thought we were fraaannns

4/20/2011 12:23:33 PM

I fart on all my fraaaans

4/20/2011 12:24:06 PM

fart on playa

4/20/2011 12:25:07 PM

i will draw all of that in MSPaint

4/20/2011 12:25:26 PM

I'd like to have this wristband. I like music.

4/20/2011 12:27:32 PM

i would love to go on a bro date with you walkmanfades

4/20/2011 12:34:20 PM

i think you should give the wristband to my wife because last year at Deakin's set the chick from Prince Rama was giving her sexy googly eyes and i think something even more magical could happen at the Braids show this year

4/20/2011 12:36:37 PM

I would like the wristband because I am an aspiring arts journalist and I would take full advantage of the access said wristband would provide

I'm also a big fan of the following bands:

Toro Y Moi (I met Chaz in Brooklyn cause I'm friends with his labelmates and I'd like to see more of him)
Beach Fossils
Lonnie Walker
The Budos Band
The Flaming Lips
Guided By Voices
Drive-By Truckers
Superchunk
Swans

4/20/2011 12:38:39 PM

why would i wanna hang out with a bunch of hipsters

4/20/2011 12:40:02 PM

oh yeah I'll also provide my services on a project for you
I do production and post production audio

so if you need anything recorded, mixed, narrated, scored, etc.
and I can find you a videographer too

4/20/2011 12:40:58 PM

there might be a problem with availability

stay tuned

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 12:43 PM. Reason : if VIP is sold out as some claim i will sub an all show wristband and a beer]

4/20/2011 12:42:44 PM

Too late to win? Give it to me. I am quite. I only have like 150 500 posts.

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 12:47 PM. Reason : Woah, i need to get a life.]

4/20/2011 12:46:43 PM

did i win this shit yet?

4/20/2011 2:09:00 PM

Egg confirmed by ncsuapex! 4/20/2011 2:15:08 PM

4/20/2011 2:16:26 PM

You should give it to me because I'm all kinds of into the majority of the Hopscotch bands without being a total hipsterfuck, and really, do you want to go with a hipsterfuck? No, you do not want to go with a hipsterfuck.*

*but I'm still an English major and a writer, so I'm like Hipsterfuck Lite Mobile OS Edition.






















































































Also I'll watch you touch dropdeadkate's boobs and I'll give you the most brolific high-five right afterwords.

4/20/2011 3:11:08 PM

I also just won an egg on this page, so that's further evidence that we are destined for greatness together.

4/20/2011 3:11:56 PM

It should go to me so I can see Missy Thangs twice

4/20/2011 3:12:52 PM

1. this thread gave me an egg so +1 point for you. that brings your total to like - 5

2. are you going to say hi to me at hopscotch this year or will the cycle of hate continue?

4/20/2011 3:42:16 PM

i will def say hi to you this year

i have like 15 entries, this is gonna be tough

4/20/2011 4:30:40 PM

Already bought one. U all are some sad fucks for this low cost lol

4/20/2011 4:37:45 PM

what?

4/20/2011 4:44:12 PM

i'm not sure what toyotafj40s is trying to say

and i don't give a fuck

4/20/2011 4:52:16 PM

breaking news

i just received the first email entry at halfwit@inbox.com

4/20/2011 5:25:17 PM

40 minutes

4/20/2011 11:19:37 PM

FUCK HALFWIT

FUCK JENNABELLE

4/20/2011 11:20:41 PM

what happened to her anyway

4/20/2011 11:22:01 PM

I'll post in here

4/20/2011 11:24:40 PM

You should allow me to have it because I haven't had a day off in 1569 days, or 4 years, 3 months, 18 days, and it would break my streak.

4/20/2011 11:24:40 PM

the candidates so far

adultswim
amac884
bassjunkie
begonias
BettrOffDead
CalledToArms
craptastic
DivaBaby19
dropdeadkate
GeniuSxBoY
HCH
Netstorm
saps852
Sarose
Smath74
Snewf
Spontaneous
ThatGoodLock
thegoodlife3
Walls1441
Wordsworth

4/20/2011 11:30:52 PM

lol Sarose was like "I'll let you moisturize my dry-ass cooch"

4/20/2011 11:31:56 PM