Every morning when I get out of the shower, I'm like, fuck yeah, I remembered to turn the water back to the faucet instead of the shower. No way am I getting hit by a blast of cold water to the face next time I get in here.

Then I remember that's some stupid shit to be getting amped about, and it reminds me how boring my life must be if that's exciting.

4/20/2011 2:57:43 PM

THE EGG HUNT

WHICH HAPPENS EVERY DAY SON

CAUSE I RELIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IN GROUNDHOG DAY LOL

ok yea I didn't mean to type in caps but w/e

4/20/2011 2:58:13 PM

backing into parking spots

4/20/2011 2:58:18 PM

Or you could just let the water warm up before stepping in?

4/20/2011 2:58:43 PM

fuck you, Kiwi, you're not my real mom

4/20/2011 2:59:22 PM

4/20/2011 2:59:44 PM

Perfect cereal/milk ratios

Batty eyes from the check out girl

Three wipe dumps




Its the little things

4/20/2011 3:00:14 PM

moar like check out guy, you fag

4/20/2011 3:01:12 PM

BUSTED

4/20/2011 3:02:07 PM

Being able to wear clothes from last summer.
Having a tan.
Finding an egg (today)
Nice weather.
My puppy being excited when I get home.
Sex (maybe this doesn't belong here)
Freshly painted toenails
A full tank of gas that stays full for a week
A delicious homemade dinner
Dessert (fatty)
soft drinks
Leaving work early
Finding money in the dryer
having money in the bank

Yeah, life is good

4/20/2011 3:07:56 PM

lol soft drinks

i'm a soft drink addict. i don't think i've had one in a week. i'm going through serious withdrawal. even diet i'm trying to cut back on

it is hard i'd be super excited if i had a soda right now.

but yea...i get overly excited about an ice cold soft drink.

yesterday i had a capri sun in my lunch and was pretty stoked about that hahahahaha

i always get excited when i pack my lunch and then at lunch time it is something i'm in the mood for!! it really sucks when you pack it the night before and then lunch comes and you're like, i really do NOT want to eat what i packed.

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 3:40 PM. Reason : .]

4/20/2011 3:39:29 PM

Dumps at the office. Word Scramble time!

Now that is everyday shit

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 3:42 PM. Reason : swidt?]

4/20/2011 3:41:38 PM

Randomly picking the exact correct number of hangers out of the closet for a compled load of clothes.

4/20/2011 3:42:41 PM

ice cream perfectly soothing a sore throat.

4/20/2011 3:43:53 PM

getting mail

4/20/2011 4:12:54 PM

My wife gets totally excited about opening packages from the mail, even if they're for me, she already knows what's in them, and it's something stupid like replacement heads for my electric toothbrush.

4/20/2011 4:22:27 PM

the bed being made
the kitchen table being absolutely clear

4/23/2011 10:56:57 PM

sticking a 2-pronged plug into the outlet the right way the first time


v .. u right

[Edited on April 23, 2011 at 11:01 PM. Reason : ]

4/23/2011 10:59:53 PM

^ or a USB plug amirite

4/23/2011 11:00:25 PM

sliding my tongue across my teeth after brushing them. don't know why but yeah...

4/23/2011 11:00:28 PM

When I drive home and every light I hit is green

When I wake up for a few seconds in the middle of the night and see that I have a few hours of sleep left before the alarm goes off

4/23/2011 11:13:47 PM

4/23/2011 11:37:40 PM

Driving. I don't care if it's 8 hours of interstate monotony or just going to buy groceries after work. Don't care if it's my own car or my grandma's Chrysler New Yorker that has once caught fire while I was driving it.

4/24/2011 9:19:37 PM

Not having to use my AK

4/24/2011 9:22:16 PM

Stretching just the right way to pop my back on the first try.

I'M A WIZARD.

4/24/2011 9:23:42 PM

getting pussy like 3 times

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4/24/2011 9:24:39 PM

thewolfweb...on weed beer

4/24/2011 9:26:16 PM

watching a movie I've seen 50+ times
feeding Banana a rat
checking the mail
using my electric water boiler (aka fancy tea kettle)
seeing a freshly vacuumed floor
getting a close parking spot (even though I have to get there sometimes 2 hours in advance to class to get said parking spot, and I get there at that time because I know there will be plenty at that time in the morning)

4/24/2011 9:27:29 PM

^i too watch bladerunner every day

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4/24/2011 9:28:46 PM

Quote :

"getting a close parking spot"

so you're one of those people who would rather fuck up traffic in the parking lot for everyone else rather than walk an extra 75 feet

4/24/2011 9:28:53 PM

When the handicap stall is free at work.

When the restaurant bill is such that when you add the tip that I want to give, its a nice even denomination like $10 or $20 or $30.

Whenever the store is busy and a new checkout line is about to open and I'm the first to notice and get there when the lady/guy says "I can check someone out someone now".

Whenever I find an empty free spot downtown so that I don't have to pay to park.

4/24/2011 9:29:27 PM

I get furious when i can't find a parking space i can pull through, i could care less if it is the closest spot or the top level of a deck and far as fuck from a staircase

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4/24/2011 9:30:22 PM

- whether or not Hillsburl is in here

4/24/2011 9:31:21 PM

closing time.

4/24/2011 9:31:46 PM

Any chance i get to give props to spoon dog, my hog

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4/24/2011 9:32:11 PM

why do you have to make this tranquil thread angry TreeTwista?

[Edited on April 24, 2011 at 9:33 PM. Reason : ad]

4/24/2011 9:33:21 PM

When I take laundry out of the dryer, put it on the bed and kind of lay on it and soak up its warmth for a second

4/24/2011 9:34:16 PM

When I wake up 0-5 minutes before my alarms go off... waking up 'naturally' feels so much better than when a loud noise interrupts your slumber.

4/24/2011 9:34:49 PM

come on lil poppa diddy pop i was just joshin

4/24/2011 9:34:58 PM

let me clarify:

a "close" parking spot for me is still a 5-10 minute walk to my classes (in flip flops, longer in heels)... well, except for when I'm in the regular grad student building, and then it's only a few minutes... but if I don't get there super early I have to park ridiculously far away and considering I can't wear flip flops most day I would rather get as close as possible

4/24/2011 9:35:53 PM

oh ok i thought you were talking about at a store or something

carry on

4/24/2011 9:36:44 PM

^ Buy a pair of tennis shoes

4/24/2011 9:37:25 PM

ohhh no no, at stores I usually just park farther away and walk because I don't want to wait for a spot

[Edited on April 24, 2011 at 9:38 PM. Reason : I can't wear tennis shoes to most of my classes]

4/24/2011 9:37:55 PM

Good question.

4/24/2011 9:38:30 PM

Quote :

"When I wake up 0-5 minutes before my alarms go off... waking up 'naturally' feels so much better than when a loud noise interrupts your slumber."

Yes.

You're not jarred awake, but you don't feel like you lost out on sleep by waking up too early and just lying there.

4/24/2011 9:39:12 PM

Whenever I want to watch something popular on youtube, and the first video I click on ISN'T a fake.

4/24/2011 9:40:27 PM

Quote :

"I can't wear tennis shoes to most of my classes"

you have to wear high heels to school for zoology?

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4/24/2011 9:41:00 PM

Quote :

"Three wipe dumps"

THIS

also

The other day I started cheering in the car because I knew the answer to "The World"s geoquiz on NPR (although I then immediately realized I would die alone)
Giving a stranger directions (the other day some visiting family didn't know how to get across the railroad tracks at NCSU, and I was all, "Son, I GOT THIS.")
Delivering a crushing retort to people on the wolfweb
Anybody -- and I mean ANYBODY -- laughing at a joke I make
The right sale at the ABC store
Getting the weird little desktop-magnet-random metal thing toy on my desk to reach a new record altitude

4/24/2011 9:41:22 PM

Whenever someone's story, anecdote, joke or plan back fires

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4/24/2011 9:42:47 PM

I'm not going to school for zoology right now... but I have to wear high heels or nice flats (which don't always equal comfort) to most of my classes

4/24/2011 9:43:40 PM