plug into the network and hunting for (in)advertently shared iTunes libraries on the school LAN

copy said mp3s

then reference any overt female names for hotness index against facebook profile pics

then send the necessary e-mail to their ncsu webmail and say, "Hey, just wanted to let you know I liked your music."

If this strategy doesn't pay off for you, the good news is that you have a whole lot of music.

4/20/2011 6:14:31 PM

lol ncsu webmail

4/20/2011 6:15:12 PM

Or make a thread about them and send them a copy.

4/20/2011 6:15:35 PM

convert playlist preferences to a pdf

post it on www4 domain

e-mail to link for the purposes of making it impressive


profit

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 6:19 PM. Reason : ]

4/20/2011 6:16:52 PM

Get puppies.

4/20/2011 7:17:56 PM

Borrow a cute baby....walk around campus with it../thread

4/20/2011 7:20:10 PM

Borrow steal a cute fat baby puppy....walk around campus with it../threadprofit

4/20/2011 7:29:50 PM

Get a nice job that pays. Get a nice car. Go to the right scene.

Profit.

It really is easy for the successful types. All that they have to do is sling their money or degrees around.

I have seen guys start off every conversation with "hi, I'm a lawyer" or "hi, I am a doctor"

4/20/2011 7:36:08 PM

Would you say this is less or more effective than (ol' faithful) pickup, "I have an enormous penis?"

4/20/2011 7:45:10 PM

Much more effective.

You are a noob if you think that works.

4/20/2011 8:04:31 PM

There's a difference between thinking and knowing.

4/20/2011 8:04:58 PM

man i have stabbed so much puss using this method

countless puss.

4/20/2011 8:37:23 PM