*s ...typing too fast fail

wral website

Quote :

" BREAKING NEWS: HAZMAT CREWS HAVE RESPONDED TO THE RALEIGH-DURHAM INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT WHERE AUTHORITIES HAVE FOUND AN "UNIDENTIFIABLE SUBSTANCE" ON AN AMERICAN AMERICANS FLIGHT. PASSENGERS REMAIN ON-BOARD."

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 9:30 PM. Reason : -]

4/20/2011 9:29:09 PM

Breaking New

is that some kinda band name

Quote :

"WHERE AUTHORITIES HAVE FOUND AN "UNIDENTIFIABLE SUBSTANCE" ON AN AMERICAN AMERICANS FLIGHT"

sounds like an x-file

4/20/2011 9:29:43 PM

Probably California medicinal cocaine.

4/20/2011 9:30:14 PM

sleeping air traffic controllers are now considered potentially radioactive?

4/20/2011 9:30:31 PM

JISM

4/20/2011 9:31:32 PM

Quote :

"AMERICAN AMERICANS FLIGHT"

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 9:39 PM. Reason : -->

4/20/2011 9:34:17 PM

some of that Pat Dabney?

4/20/2011 9:35:16 PM

Quote :

"DEWORMING AGENTS PRESENT"

4/20/2011 9:37:29 PM

Now it's gone?

4/20/2011 9:38:53 PM

one of the langoliers took a dump

4/20/2011 9:39:19 PM

so i guess i was nothing?

4/20/2011 9:40:55 PM

dunno about the airport but there was a heart attack near St. Augs.

4/20/2011 9:42:20 PM

wral story: http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/9475669/

Quote :

" MORRISVILLE, N.C. — Hazmat crews were at Raleigh-Durham International Airport on Wednesday night after authorities said an "unidentifiable substance" was found on in the restroom of an American Airlines flight, airport officials said. The substance was found just before the plane landed at RDU. The plane landed in an isolated airfield for safety reasons. The 131 passengers remain on-board. They will either be bused to the gate or if the plane is deemed safe, the plane will taxi to the gate."

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 9:43 PM. Reason : -]

4/20/2011 9:43:16 PM

Quote :

""unidentifiable substance" was found on in the restroom"

This won't end well.

Also, iop1.

4/20/2011 9:44:24 PM

interesting...

4/20/2011 9:49:58 PM

Quote :

"they should stop serving taco bell at airports if they dont want unidentifiable substances in the bathrooms"

4/20/2011 9:50:45 PM

hazmat teams should have a portable FTIR for this stuff

4/20/2011 9:54:49 PM

obligatory "Snakes?"

4/20/2011 9:55:24 PM

4/20/2011 9:57:02 PM

Wolfweb keep me abreast of this!

I fly out in the AM

4/20/2011 9:57:52 PM

Quote :

"TURNS OUT POOP"

4/20/2011 9:58:03 PM

Maybe it was just pee seat from some turbulence.

4/20/2011 9:58:17 PM

Quote :

"one of the langoliers took a dump"

4/20/2011 10:03:59 PM

i hope this doesnt turn out to be poop or something and we get to be made fun of by all the major news agencies

4/20/2011 10:35:41 PM

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 10:43 PM. Reason : .]

4/20/2011 10:42:11 PM

Quote :

"MILE HIGH CLUB"

4/20/2011 10:42:51 PM

Not only is the substance unidentified, it's unidentifiable. Sounds like some serious shit.

4/20/2011 10:43:12 PM

human fecal matter can decay into
methane and hydrogren sulfide
among other not only combustible gases
but things considered hazmat

precautions people, precautions

We're actually SMARTER than the rest of the country for being this safe

Raleigh: we're important enough to have international enemies too

4/20/2011 10:44:47 PM

iop1

Quote :

"Raleigh: we're important enough to have international enemies too"

oh lol

Took them long enough to find it... where was the plane coming from?

4/20/2011 10:46:48 PM

my guess is Slave Famous was on that flight and rubbed one out in the lavatory.

4/20/2011 10:47:38 PM

But it's not Friday yet...

4/20/2011 10:59:17 PM

baby powder

awesome

4/20/2011 11:02:18 PM

Talcom powder....lolololol

4/20/2011 11:04:56 PM

the culprit



how long before you think this shows up on the colbert report

4/20/2011 11:05:08 PM

LOLOL

4/20/2011 11:05:56 PM

PAT DABNEY ALERT CANCELLED

4/20/2011 11:06:46 PM

Tal-cum

4/20/2011 11:07:18 PM

Talcum powder causes scare at RDU
http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/9475669/

Quote :

"Talcum powder caused a scare on an American Airlines flight headed for Raleigh on Wednesday night, officials said. "

4/20/2011 11:07:25 PM

They should color baby powder so we can avoid these type of confusions in the future...maybe a light pink would do the trick.

4/20/2011 11:08:38 PM

I think the only thing more inert and benevolent would be...shit I can't even think of anything more innocuous than baby powder....


Can I get a tax payer refund?? Can I get an AMEN!!

Where's DA MESSIAH! SAVE US Messiah? Save us with your five dolla gasoline - it make me feel so good because you givin me a job with a desk and a window for the government - I arrived oooh lord

4/20/2011 11:09:50 PM

Its going to be something fucking stupid, like, a shoe.

Oh jesus fucking christ, talcum powder? I hate these people

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 11:11 PM. Reason : didnt see the update]

4/20/2011 11:09:56 PM

or maybe something stupid like baby powder

4/20/2011 11:12:11 PM

Suspects Identified

and

4/20/2011 11:14:08 PM

If you ever have political feelings getting you down, just google case studies of people getting slammed for violation of the Hatch Act. It will make you feel amazing about yourself.

oooh lawdy lawdy they be tryin to take us down


^ Wait - when did you guys have to make it about this? WTF dude this is America, y'all need to cut the shit. We love everyone here. All are welcome. This includes LGBT folks too, so LAY OFF it alright?

4/20/2011 11:16:32 PM

hahahhahahaa

In the last 2 years the triangle has been bitchmade by terrorist plots using

1) a pool noodle
2) Talcum Powder

4/20/2011 11:16:36 PM

age profiling starts tomorrow

no babies with diaper bags will be allowed through airport security

4/20/2011 11:18:29 PM

Quote :

"TERRORISTS WIN AGAIN!"

4/20/2011 11:19:51 PM

Quote :

"They should color baby powder so we can avoid these type of confusions in the future...maybe a light pink would do the trick."

Is this because terrorists haven't figured out how to buy pink dye or something?

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 11:20 PM. Reason : .]

4/20/2011 11:20:06 PM

Fun fact: the TSA is stupid and the government is fielding unprecedented complaints about them

Sec LaHood of transportation is about to step down, that's my next guess

Can't even keep our God-annointed Queen of America safe in the air

4/20/2011 11:26:04 PM

Quote :

"Is this because terrorists haven't figured out how to buy pink dye or something?"

Shhhhhh.....

4/20/2011 11:31:02 PM