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4/20/2011 10:08:55 PM

DUDE. How fucking long have you been around here?

4/20/2011 10:09:34 PM

4/20/2011 10:09:49 PM

I, too, have forgot to delete the http:// when pasting a link.

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 10:10 PM. Reason : haha english, I know it.]

4/20/2011 10:09:54 PM

Did you get that at the suit store?

4/20/2011 10:10:31 PM

hey bitches, I'm doing it from my iPad while shitting, forgot. Thought this thing was supposed to be magic

4/20/2011 10:10:49 PM

Hope that wicker basket doesn't get in my way when I inevitably upper deck you

4/20/2011 10:11:09 PM

lies. that toilet won't support a man of your girth.

4/20/2011 10:11:18 PM

commode

4/20/2011 10:11:28 PM

dont fuck with my Popular Science holder Ryan

4/20/2011 10:12:06 PM

so....

how is the shit coming along?

can you rate your progress on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being 'incomplete' and 10 being 'just about to wipe' ?

dare I ask about the consistency ?

someone please post the bristol stool chart

4/20/2011 10:12:35 PM

Lets just say that plunger is not in the same spot anymore

4/20/2011 10:13:42 PM

I would wager him taking a shit with an iPad in hand has been more productive than the 12 hr shift of your average Air Traffic Controller thus far

4/20/2011 10:14:22 PM

Quote :

"someone please post the bristol stool chart"

I suspect JBs shit would have to be added to that chart as "ass spackle"

4/20/2011 10:14:27 PM

Jaybee's neighbors complain to the HOA about excessive bass coming from his condo, but its just his supersonic turds

4/20/2011 10:15:15 PM

they've had a "hay like" consistency, or lack thereof, lately

4/20/2011 10:16:10 PM

ahahahahahah

you gotta love a man that can clown himself

kudos, sir. kudos.

4/20/2011 10:21:41 PM

posting in this thread has actually caused me to want to take a shit

4/20/2011 10:21:57 PM

would you say its made you want to "drop a bomb" ??

4/20/2011 10:22:57 PM

cc: Sleik

4/20/2011 10:23:05 PM

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 10:28 PM. Reason : wording imperfect]

4/20/2011 10:26:20 PM

Your toilet paper is hanging the wrong way. Don't even try to argue it, fools.

4/20/2011 10:29:59 PM

Shawna, all because YOU own cats, it doesn't mean he does.

4/20/2011 10:32:23 PM

I actually don't.

4/20/2011 10:32:58 PM

I think he does.

4/20/2011 10:33:42 PM

no cats here. Just pussy



I wish I could say shit like that with a straight face haha

4/20/2011 10:38:38 PM

that was gratifying
I blame peer pressure

4/20/2011 10:39:51 PM

it would have been funny if you were dropping kids off at a pool from a station wagon

4/20/2011 10:43:44 PM

^lmao

4/20/2011 10:49:11 PM

OP, that is awesome. Thanks for sharing that!

4/20/2011 10:58:35 PM

no p

4/21/2011 12:21:56 AM

OVER.

4/22/2011 12:45:01 PM