so i have a business idea. theyre banning "unhealthy" stuff from schools and all things like candy, meat, and all.

does anyone live across from a school? i have a big opportunity and idea for you.

4/22/2011 12:06:18 PM

you could sell the kids candy and we start jumping and then along with it go "ooooooooooooo" and get louder like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" and then switch to "PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOO PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOOOOOOOO! POWER PACK! POWER PACK! BACK THE PACK!" and then play a loud rockin rap song or somethin. i think it would get things crazy.

4/22/2011 12:10:33 PM

the plan is like this:

-at lunch, set up a grill and start cookin hamburgers across from the school
-youll be able to smell that grill smell all over and the kids will come to buy that food
-the schools and government will come after me, but i'm on private property and they cant stop that
-they will either have to admit a failure and lose credibility (i want to end goverment schools) or BAN PRIVATE CITIZENS from doing this and there will be backlash

4/22/2011 12:14:05 PM

Schools generally don't let the students leave the premises...

4/22/2011 12:18:23 PM

Possible flaw: A grown ass man is growing food in his yard across from his school in an effort to lure under-aged children to his premises.

4/22/2011 12:20:59 PM

alter your plan to involve hot dogs, then go buy one of those hot dog launchers to shoot across the street

or just tape up the hamburgers in the wrapper really tight, then throw the burgers across the street

you gotta figure out how to get their money though, maybe set up a monthly contract where they buy from you every day to a certain date, you can hash out the deals before/after school

[Edited on April 22, 2011 at 12:22 PM. Reason : ]

4/22/2011 12:21:00 PM

And accept IOUs as a form of payment.

4/22/2011 12:22:42 PM

I'm on board with the hot-dog-launching-to-schoolchildren idea. I think it's a great concept. It's got passion and lends itself to repeat customers.

4/22/2011 12:23:24 PM

could always go underground w/ it and deal out your food to runners that make their way into the school

4/22/2011 12:24:33 PM

Hotdog mules that smuggle the dogs in their...

4/22/2011 12:25:20 PM

+

4/22/2011 12:26:57 PM

Did anyone else get those tacos at the cafeteria where the shell looked like rectangular boats ?(and the meat and cheese and lettuce went in the inside) They were in a dream I had about high school the other night.

4/22/2011 12:31:55 PM

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"Did anyone else get those tacos at the cafeteria where the shell looked like rectangular boats ?(and the meat and cheese and lettuce went in the inside)"

you don't say

4/22/2011 12:33:15 PM

hey, fuck you guy

4/22/2011 12:34:08 PM

dont call me guy friend

4/22/2011 12:34:33 PM

i think its a good innovative busness idea and it also makes a showdown with the government schools. i hope i can break them. if they say im invading their private space then its not a PUBLIC space, and they are hypocrites and theyll then have to end government controll.

4/22/2011 1:05:16 PM

School premises aren't public...

4/22/2011 1:06:57 PM

I know what you are talking about. The rectangle taco salad bowl things.

4/22/2011 1:07:29 PM

They won't say anything to you. Fast food restaurants open across from schools ALL THE TIME.

It's not an issue because they don't let kids leave school.

4/22/2011 1:08:36 PM

but this will bring confrontation. thats what is needed to create an incident to get focus on government control of things and how it hurts busness and freedom.

4/22/2011 1:16:39 PM

parents should think about how they would've liked it if they were banned from eating candy, etc. in school cafeterias when they were kids

if this does not change their minds, then they are fucking faggots

I swear, American culture makes me sick sometimes

4/22/2011 1:50:17 PM

Kids aren't allowed to have fun in school anymore, didn't you know?

4/22/2011 1:54:24 PM

I gathered that parents, etc. were cracking down on fun, but was not aware that it had been curtailed to this degree

'tis sad...school sucked badly enough in my day...I hate to think of what it's like now

4/22/2011 1:58:17 PM

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"Did anyone else get those tacos at the cafeteria where the shell looked like rectangular boats ?(and the meat and cheese and lettuce went in the inside) They were in a dream I had about high school the other night."

4/22/2011 3:09:21 PM

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" A grown ass man is growing food in his yard across from his school in an effort to lure under-aged children to his premises."

LOL

4/22/2011 3:11:56 PM

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"the schools and government will come after me, but i'm on private property and they cant stop that"

I assume you would have the proper state, city and county permits and licenses to operate a restaurant in your yard?

i wonder what the county health inspector would think of your idea

4/22/2011 3:16:28 PM

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"parents should think about how they would've liked it if they were banned from eating candy, etc. in school cafeterias when they were kids"

Kids are irrational and they don't know what's best for them.

If the parents want their children to eat candy and shit, then they can send it with them to school.


It's like the concept of a lunch box is foreign to you people.

4/22/2011 3:31:59 PM

the other day i saw a kid pull out of his lunchbox: grapes, crackers with that little cup of cheese to spread on it with that red stick (yall know what i'm talking about), yogurt, a baggie of chocolate chips to put in the yogurt, & a baggie of hershey kisses.

4/22/2011 3:34:54 PM

^ That's not too bad.

I'm always down for some grapes! Were they red grapes, because those are the best.

4/22/2011 3:36:07 PM

this future generation cannot miss out on square pizza!

4/22/2011 3:51:19 PM

HOOPS MALONE plans to put his meat in kids' mouths itt

4/22/2011 4:12:26 PM

I like the idea. But before you get too deep into the details, you should create a good advertising plan. Thats the most critical thing.

4/22/2011 4:28:43 PM

put cut-out coupons in the school newspaper

4/22/2011 4:40:54 PM

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"If the parents want their children to eat candy and shit, then they can send it with them to school."

There was one school recently in the news that banned this as well. Shit is really getting out of hand.

4/22/2011 4:41:40 PM

Cut the principal in for at least 20% of the profits. You get the principal, YOU GET THE KIDS.

4/22/2011 4:42:40 PM

Meg said:

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"crackers with that little cup of cheese to spread on it with that red stick (yall know what i'm talking about)"

those are called HANDI-SNACKS you CAVEMAN

4/22/2011 4:42:46 PM

hahahaha


[Edited on April 22, 2011 at 4:45 PM. Reason : HOOPS MALONE one of my favorite posters]

4/22/2011 4:44:13 PM

the peanut butter spread >> cheese spread

4/22/2011 4:44:42 PM

alias clues ITT

4/22/2011 4:45:38 PM

hey FroshKiller


remember when we used to put images in threads using HTML so we could supply alt tags that said funny things

for this image, I would have put

alt='Bitch betta getcho mind right'

4/22/2011 4:47:24 PM

oh man i still be doin' that

4/22/2011 4:48:31 PM

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"this future generation cannot miss out on square pizza!"

square pizza with the stuffed crust is my jam!

4/22/2011 4:51:22 PM

I would but I ain't got premie doe

4/22/2011 4:51:36 PM

i never really liked school pizza until my junior year of high school when i started going to a kind of ghetto school. everyone put ranch dressing on the pizza and somehow that made it taste good.

4/22/2011 4:52:31 PM

please

define "ghetto" school

4/22/2011 4:55:07 PM

"impoverished, neglected, or otherwise disadvantaged"

[Edited on April 22, 2011 at 5:07 PM. Reason : ]

4/22/2011 5:05:48 PM

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"everyone put ranch dressing on the pizza and somehow that made it taste good."

ranch was the chipotle of the 90's

4/22/2011 5:10:34 PM

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"square pizza with the stuffed crust is my jam!"

Your square school pizza had crust? Ours was just a massive sheet-pan of "pizza" that got cut into rectangles after baking.

When I was in high school you could get all the fries you wanted, so people would hide extra pieces of pizza under a big mound of fries.

And obviously we would get plenty of ranch dressing to dip our pizza in.

4/22/2011 5:27:19 PM

^^^^cary, but not cary hs

4/22/2011 5:27:59 PM

my non-ghetto high school had triangle slices. that pizza pie was a circle, like real pizza should be.


the food also cost less money because 80% of the school population wasn't f&r.

[Edited on April 22, 2011 at 5:32 PM. Reason : ]

4/22/2011 5:30:29 PM