Any big plans for the long weekend?

4/23/2011 1:07:32 AM

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"No threads directed personally - Do you think the other thousand people on this site want to read some personal shit between you and your buddy? - NO. Use mail instead."

4/23/2011 1:10:16 AM

You know the Lord personally? Lucky

4/23/2011 1:14:37 AM

i sure do! i'll pass along your message though

4/23/2011 1:15:14 AM

just hangin' out

4/23/2011 1:15:17 AM

Just, you know, ascending into the heavens and all.

4/23/2011 1:29:46 AM

^Simpson's did it first

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life-death-rebirth_deity

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"A life-death-rebirth deity, also known as a dying-and-rising or resurrection deity, is a god who is born, suffers death or a death-like experience, passes through a phase in the underworld among the dead, and is subsequently reborn, in either a literal or symbolic sense. Male examples include Asclepius, Orpheus, Mithras[citation needed], Krishna, Osiris, Tammuz,[1] Jesus, Zalmoxis, Dionysus,[2] and Odin. Female examples are Inanna, also known as Ishtar, whose cult dates to 4000 BCE, and Persephone, the central figure of the Eleusinian Mysteries, whose cult may date to 1700 BCE as the unnamed goddess worshiped in Crete.[3]"

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"List of life-death-rebirth deities * Australian Aboriginal mythology o Julunggul o Wawalag * Akkadian mythology o Tammuz o Ishtar * Arabian mythology o Phoenix * Aztec mythology o Quetzalcoatl o Xipe Totec * Canaanite mythology o Melqart * Middle eastern mythology o Jesus * Dacian mythology o Zalmoxis * Egyptian mythology o Osiris o Amun o Amun-Min (Amen-Min) * Etruscan mythology o Atunis -Also known as "Adonis" (Greek) * Greek mythology o Adonis o Cronus o Dionysus o Orpheus o Persephone Indian Mythology * o Kali o Shiva o Chinnamasta * Japanese mythology o Izanagi * Khoikhoi mythology o Heitsi-eibib [9] * Native American mythology o Kaknu * Norse mythology o Baldr [10] o Gullveig [11] o Odin * Phrygian mythology o Attis * Religion in ancient Rome o Mithras[citation needed] o Aeneas o Bacchus o Proserpina * Slavic mythology o Veles o Jarilo * Sumerian mythology o Dumuzi o Inanna "

4/23/2011 1:54:45 AM

4/23/2011 8:48:00 AM

Doesn't seem like good friday was a good day for teh jesus

4/23/2011 8:52:13 AM

It's almost Zombie Day!

4/23/2011 8:58:06 AM

I wonder, in all of those religions, if the person whom was resurrected was seen alive after their resurrection?

4/23/2011 9:29:08 AM

I wonder how people can have a religion.

4/23/2011 9:34:45 AM

^^It's a metaphor?

[Edited on April 23, 2011 at 10:19 AM. Reason : a]

4/23/2011 10:18:46 AM

Jesus was seen alive on several counts

4/23/2011 10:35:38 AM

i think he's going to a concert early tomorrow morning by these guys

4/23/2011 11:28:23 AM

^^ And god made the Universe.

4/23/2011 11:29:39 AM

Yeah, because 2,000 year old eye witness testimony written down and translated and edited hundreds of times is sure to be 100% accurate.

4/23/2011 11:32:22 AM

Yes God and Jesus are real because King James said so. This is excellent logic for you to pray daily and worship every Sunday.

4/23/2011 11:46:24 AM

There are many other sources that document Jesus being seen alive than the bible. It wasn't that long ago either. It would probably be a good idea to try and chalk it up to Jesus never really being dead than to try and say it didn't happen at all. Rome kept good history.

4/24/2011 10:33:05 AM

4/24/2011 10:54:29 AM

The E Man believe what you want. At the end of the day your still praying/believing in something with no proof.

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"Rome Kept good history"

Wheres the section on fucking little boys? Christians..nuff said

4/24/2011 11:11:02 AM

Even if it wasn't real, it would still be a great legend to live by and teach children.

4/24/2011 2:31:10 PM

You sir are the first believer to make sense. Its a nice set of rules and ideals to live by. Not something to be taking to the extreme and thought of as "REAL". I cannot wrap my head around the idea that people actually pray to imaginary beings and think something will happen. Now I will quit before this becomes a soapbox thread.



[Edited on April 24, 2011 at 2:37 PM. Reason : ]

4/24/2011 2:34:03 PM

Fuck all y'all

-- The J-Man

4/24/2011 2:54:28 PM

you guys are really hip

4/24/2011 5:09:20 PM

I think that I read the argument being discussed in this thread back in 2000

then 2001

then 2002

then 2003

then 2004

then 2005

then 2006

then 2007

then 2008

then 2009

and then 2010


Truly groundbreaking ideas are being presented.

4/24/2011 5:12:45 PM

I win.

4/24/2011 11:00:24 PM