Why do middle Americans who can't as much afford the trappings of even a modest ceremony focus on the nuptials of a monarchy we fought so hard to divorce ourselves from!

I DO SAY!

4/27/2011 3:59:27 PM

i don't think our country cares as much as people magazine does

4/27/2011 4:00:04 PM

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

4/27/2011 4:03:30 PM

I, for one, would pay top pounds for a royal wedding night sex tape.

4/27/2011 4:04:43 PM

I do!

I can't wait! I'm so excited! I already have champagne in the fridge and oj for my mini little mimosa party I'm going to have at like 6am Friday. I already have the day off.

I'm just really excited! I dont care much for all the media blitz surrounding it but just the coverage on the day.

I'm so excited!

4/27/2011 4:04:52 PM

That reminds me, I need to pick up my monocle from the store tomorrow.

4/27/2011 4:05:19 PM

so are you staying up all night thursday? what the hell

4/27/2011 4:06:52 PM

I'm pretty much staying up all night Thursday, I'll be in NYC then back in Philly around 2-3am, then coverage starts at 4am

4/27/2011 4:08:15 PM

niggas gonna get trolled by a girl

4/27/2011 4:08:47 PM

Since we're already dealing with monocles ITT, and since it sums up my feelings on the topic.

4/27/2011 4:12:34 PM

Uhhh I'm pretty much the most excited person EVER haha

I took off work so I could watch.

I have no clue why I'm so enamored, but I've always been that type of person. I remember where I was when Diana died. I stayed up all night watching the coverage for that. I (black girl) almost felt like I was part of the family as silly as that sounds.

I absolutely cannot wait. I even have a replica ring

I too have champagne in my fridge!

4/27/2011 4:13:11 PM

4/27/2011 4:14:44 PM

It strikes super close to home for me too because my all time favorite film is King Ralph.

4/27/2011 4:19:50 PM

ಠ_ಠ

4/27/2011 4:20:29 PM

i've got you all beat...

I watched the FIRST one bitches!

4/27/2011 4:24:30 PM

I think the fantasy that every girl has of one day "being a princess" is something we took with us over on the boat from Europe. Congratulations, you're a Benedict Arnold for wanting a title.

4/27/2011 4:28:32 PM

is it too soon to warn Kate about Parisian tunnels?

4/27/2011 4:31:09 PM

Dude can bang any girl in the UK that he wants to and hes settling down before 40.

FUCK

THAT

NONSENSE

4/27/2011 4:31:40 PM

CAN. NOT. WAIT. Accidentally had a practice run on staying up late/early last week b/c I'm stupid with dates.

4/27/2011 4:33:55 PM

4/27/2011 4:35:19 PM

^^aww

SO SO SO excited! Have I mentioned that yet?

Here's my checklist:

champagne
scones (my recipe)
big hat



[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 4:45 PM. Reason : Did I mention I have cable just so I can watch it? I'm cancelling it next week lol]

4/27/2011 4:36:20 PM

Quote :

"Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

10/10 A++ post

4/27/2011 4:36:37 PM

Damn. LP78 is over a thousand years old!

4/27/2011 4:38:26 PM

heck yes, I am!

4/27/2011 4:41:03 PM

so much wisdom with all those gray hairs.

4/27/2011 4:42:59 PM

hahaha...TRUE!

4/27/2011 4:44:24 PM

That bitch is just old

she ain't wise

I was in my momma's tum tum during Diana's wedding. So I was kinda watching.

4/27/2011 5:00:40 PM

I have never read about such a stomach pregnancy.

One would assume that you would be born out the butt if that were the case.

4/27/2011 6:08:01 PM

4/27/2011 6:14:14 PM

girls are dumb

4/27/2011 6:19:08 PM

i, for one, am not that excited about it,
but thats not to say it doesnt intrigue me....very much.
i am curious about her dress, and her hair and just her in general.
kate middleton herself intrigues me.



im really tempted to get up early as hell friday and put on a cocktail hat and drink mimosas.
maybe a tiara.

just so i can say i did it.

[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 7:58 PM. Reason : sdfds]

4/27/2011 7:56:09 PM

I would do her, Royally.

4/27/2011 8:08:39 PM

this thread has legs

4/27/2011 9:28:15 PM

I get off work at 9am, and I'm going to watch it on my DVR. I'm mostly curious. I'd like to see the dress.

4/27/2011 9:31:34 PM

^gay

4/27/2011 10:49:36 PM

Quote :

"Uhhh I'm pretty much the most excited person EVER haha"

lol i seen it on facebook

you are going nuts for this thing

4/27/2011 10:50:13 PM

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

4/27/2011 10:53:31 PM

Just saw this on Facebook.

Quote :

"In honor of the big wedding on Friday, use your royal wedding guest name this week. Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is one of your grandparents names. Your surname is the name of your first pet, double barreled with the name of the street you grew up on. Just for fun, cut and paste into your status!"

Mine is Lady Theresa Smudge Silverwood.

4/27/2011 10:55:59 PM

MINE IS LADY GAGA!!

4/27/2011 10:57:14 PM

Lady Frances Louie Tanning.

4/27/2011 10:59:17 PM

^^^ I used to have a cat named Smudge.

Mine is: Lady Barbara Twinkle Orchard

4/27/2011 11:01:01 PM

Lord Armon Wilton Tristan of the Rathburn Court

[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 11:11 PM. Reason : sounds better]

4/27/2011 11:07:20 PM

my friend just told me her name is


Lady Elaine Bacon of Old Plantation


hahahahahhahaha.

4/27/2011 11:10:32 PM

I couldn't really care less. It will end in divorce.

4/27/2011 11:14:54 PM

Marko seen it!

I have a full tiara and I plan on wearing it . I kinda wanna get some special PJs to wear for the wedding

4/27/2011 11:15:24 PM

:yawn:

4/27/2011 11:16:44 PM

ooooh oohhh ooooohhh


sawahash's response made me think.


this is a situation where i can say

"i could care less"

because that's they way i feel!
i'm probably gonna get up a little early to watch, but honestly if i miss it....no big deal.
so i'm actively choosing to care more than i would normally.

4/27/2011 11:22:56 PM

OMG ROYAL WEDDING COMMENCES 1100 GMT - that's 6 AM OUR TIME!

4/28/2011 6:26:38 PM

i honestly thought americans didn't care about this kind of crap - in australia they are going fucking nuts and it's been around the clock coverage all week - people are having massive wedding parties tonight

4/28/2011 6:27:52 PM

At least it's socially acceptable for them as a Commonwealth nation.

4/28/2011 6:35:00 PM