Hey EMCE,

Powerade ZERO is on sale at Target for $0.79 for 32 fluid ounces

[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 10:03 PM. Reason : d]

4/27/2011 9:59:59 PM

I went to Cogan's, ordered a whole bunch of pizzas, and then I threw them all in the dumpster as testament to excess and a lack of appreciation of pretty much everything about this State.

MIAMI COUNTDOWN t-minus 47 hours

4/27/2011 10:01:27 PM

Hey EMCE,

I had BBQ steak tips with rice for lunch today!

4/27/2011 10:02:34 PM

Hey EMCE,

This Powerade ZERO tastes like shit (at least the orange does)...

[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 10:03 PM. Reason : d]

4/27/2011 10:03:25 PM

hahah, what the fuck

[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 10:03 PM. Reason : I'm going to read every goddamn post in this thread]

4/27/2011 10:03:39 PM

you gotta get with the G2

it tastes like Koolaid and costs the same, 5 grams of carbs and 20 cals per serving

shit is beautiful

4/27/2011 10:04:35 PM

Hey EMCE,

Today when I got home I was excited to see a package on my doorstep. But when I looked at it I realized it was for someone named Mike. It was an overnight package, so I assume it was important. I thought maybe my neighbor was named Mike so I rang his doorbell, but he didn't answer. I left it out on my doorstep thinking maybe if it was supposed to go to someone else around me they would go look for it. Otherwise I am not really sure what to do because it was a FedEx package and I can't just put "not at this address" and drop it in the mailbox.

4/27/2011 10:07:37 PM

That's pretty random. Have you tried calling FedEx?
It's not something you HAVE to do. But I'm sure Mike would appreciate it.

4/27/2011 10:09:09 PM

I haven't. I had a bunch of crap to do right when I got home then mostly forgot about it until now. I will call in the morning.

4/27/2011 10:11:48 PM

I ran into some traffic driving home today, didnt run into any on the way to Centennial this morning

4/27/2011 10:11:49 PM

cool - good thing you're not like my neighbors and just "hold my packages" for me because they're crazy assholes and curious about my enthralling life even though I told them to stop

DON'T TOUCH OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY

get the tracking number off the shipping slip and report it to Fedex.com and you could help a bunch of people out...
many scams have delivery to an incorrect address as the engine to keeping it going (also do it to cover your ass but don't touch the package)

[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 10:13 PM. Reason : ]

4/27/2011 10:12:27 PM

Dear EMCE,

Did you know there is a Bavarian community in Helen, GA?

The things you learn watching The Weather Channel.

4/27/2011 10:13:55 PM

Quote :

"many scams have delivery to an incorrect address as the engine to keeping it going"

que?

4/27/2011 10:14:58 PM

Cass, I did not know such a thing existed. But I thank you, because now I am wiser.

4/27/2011 10:15:09 PM

EMCE,
1. all isotonic solutions are iso-osmotic, but not all iso-osmotic solutions are isotonic.
2. in completely miscible liquids-interfacial tension is 0, but the work of adhesion is not.
3. surfactants reduce the interfacial tension between the dispersion medium and solid particle.
4. a pessary is a vaginal suppository.

4/27/2011 10:16:06 PM

Quote :

"4. a pessary is a vaginal suppository. "

I don't know how... but my eyes immediately focused on this. I am a deeply troubled child

4/27/2011 10:17:11 PM

Quote :

"Dear EMCE, Did you know there is a Bavarian community in Helen, GA?"

sorry to go against my own thread rules... but...

Helen is fucking awesome. Fake as shit. But awesome. Basically this shitty town in the 60s decided to become German. Rebuilt everything to look Bavarian, changed the streets, everything. Its still kind of Disney Worldish, but a lot of actual Germans have moved there over the years so its somewhat cool now. Badass Oktoberfest there, polka your ass off with old drunk people

^^ damn girl, let me deposit this pessary again before you get married

[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 10:18 PM. Reason : d]

4/27/2011 10:17:45 PM

^^another word for it is "cock"

4/27/2011 10:18:15 PM

well, I would have named the damn city Germantown.

4/27/2011 10:18:43 PM

Skwinkle just google all the scams centered around random-ass packages showing up at the wrong address again and again

Anyway

Hey EMCE the words inflammable and flammable are two of the most misused words in the English language. An object that is inflammable is capable of being inflamed, not fire retardant. A flammable object can withstand flame without becoming inflamed.

4/27/2011 10:20:06 PM

Quote :

"Helen is fucking awesome. Fake as shit. But awesome. Basically this shitty town in the 60s decided to become German. Rebuilt everything to look Bavarian, changed the streets, everything. Its still kind of Disney Worldish, but a lot of actual Germans have moved there over the years so its somewhat cool now. Badass Oktoberfest there, polka your ass off with old drunk people"

That sounds super fun. Must check out.

4/27/2011 10:20:15 PM

stategrad100, how did this come about during your day?

4/27/2011 10:20:58 PM

Dallas, TX , Little Rock, AR, and Jackson, MS are all equidistant to Shreveport, LA

4/27/2011 10:22:09 PM

EMCE,

The lesbian offerings on Netflix aren't really good. I found one video, Itty Bitty Titty something. It had this naked chick who was cute and latino, and yeah, I jerked it. But the other offerings are lacking. Seriously. Just use a porn site.

4/27/2011 10:23:14 PM

long story but let's just say it came down to labeling something properly and once again me having to be #winning again

in an unrelated matter, someone set something on fire today

4/27/2011 10:24:00 PM

The left package thing has also been used to traffic drugs. Although a simple address mix up or something is probably more likely.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berwyn_Heights,_Maryland_mayor's_residence_drug_raid

4/27/2011 10:24:31 PM

Hey EMCE,

I found out earlier that Paul Simon's "Mother and Child Reunion" got its name from something on the menu of a chinese restaurant he ate at in NYC.

4/27/2011 10:25:09 PM

I am particularly fond of this thread already.

4/27/2011 10:27:50 PM

I spent all afternoon getting mollested by horseflies

4/27/2011 10:41:37 PM

EMCE

I did my regular run this morning at 7:15 AM and went to the gym.

People followed me around and kept trying to do the same lifts I was doing. I find this highly annoying.

I also find it highly annoying when I am at the supermarket and people look at whatever I am looking at. Seriously people.

These are legitimate concerns I have about my day, and I thank you for listening. Far less exciting than debunking Fedex scams I am a boring person

4/27/2011 10:42:59 PM

^^ wat? how did this happen?


^ Sir, I enjoy listening. Please continue

[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 10:44 PM. Reason : a]

4/27/2011 10:43:19 PM

i saw some big tiddays

4/27/2011 10:45:11 PM

EMCE

I did my normal workout today. I put up a personal best 335 on flat bench today. I think that's great since I only weight 205.

Thanks for listening.

4/27/2011 10:46:33 PM

I oiled ten muscular men with blackjesus

4/27/2011 10:49:33 PM

^^^ awesome. I need some tig ole bitties in my life again. It's been too long. Sadly, work gets in the way these days




[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 10:52 PM. Reason : a]

4/27/2011 10:51:44 PM

Hey EMCE,

I just filled out the class evals for my professors. I didn't really want to spend the time on it given the other projects I'm working on, and I know there are no consequences to not filling them out, but I had already written it down on my to do list. So there was really no way around it at that point.

Also, I just applied for a job. Been doing a lot of that lately with graduation coming up.

[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 10:52 PM. Reason : .]

4/27/2011 10:52:07 PM

supplanter, what will your degree be in?

4/27/2011 10:52:38 PM

Public Administration
(sort of like a management degree, but for the gov and nonprofit sectors rather than private sector)

4/27/2011 10:54:22 PM

Id rather not.

4/27/2011 10:54:22 PM

Hey EMCE,

I synched my iPod up to my computer for the first time in about 4 years today




[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 10:57 PM. Reason : d]

4/27/2011 10:54:43 PM

Does music play on this thread for everyone else? or does my firefox have a virus?

4/27/2011 10:58:27 PM

EMCE

I got into a race on the road today and was honored with the dual flip off. This was a new one for me because it was the first time someone was fully willing to completely let go of the steering wheel of the car they were driving just to tell me how they felt.

It wasn't even close.

4/27/2011 11:27:26 PM

BlackJesus it's coming from the post above you.


I, too, have been to Helen, GA.

4/27/2011 11:32:26 PM

Dear EMCE

Is it bad that I wished fatness on someone I didn't like in high school? Like I hope she's can't get out of the door of the trailer park fat.

4/27/2011 11:41:44 PM

Dear EMCE


I was gonna come in here and post a funny GIF, but then I heard some Handsome Boy Modeling School all up ins and got distracted


any way, WHO YOU FINNA TRY?

4/27/2011 11:56:04 PM

Hey EMCE,

I had to call my boss today, and pick him up to be able to go into work. It was like 10:15. He was supposed to be there by 9.

4/27/2011 11:59:35 PM

Hey EMCE,

My day just started, I'll keep you posted.

4/28/2011 12:00:52 AM

Dear EMCE,

i dint eat dinner tonight. now i am hungry

4/28/2011 12:03:27 AM

Soup, tarun, soup

4/28/2011 6:54:00 AM

Set em up ->

4/28/2011 8:28:47 AM