All College students in FREE Friday and Saturday with student ID!!!!!!

Events this week:
Thursday: Line Dance Lessons 6:30-10PM
Friday: Ambush Band on the main stage and DJ Jason playing Top-40
Saturday: Catfish Cherry Band on the Main Stage and DJ FREEZE in VORTEX
Monday: ZUMBA Class 7PM; Free to all

Longbranch and VORTEX
608 Creekside Drive
Raleigh, NC 27609

http://www.LongbranchRaleigh.com

4/28/2011 12:36:30 AM

I know what all of these are so i will definitely be there

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[Edited on April 28, 2011 at 12:40 AM. Reason : wat]

4/28/2011 12:38:14 AM

man oh man

can you relate

can't wait to see this dickhole get suspended

4/28/2011 12:38:55 AM

haha is that what he says? i thought it was little man, like he was talking to underclassmen or something

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on April 28, 2011 at 12:39 AM. Reason : i need the mp3s of that shit so i can illegally upload it to what.cd ]

4/28/2011 12:39:32 AM

Longbranch i have a couple of questions

will bunlevel be there?
will hillsburl be there?

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4/28/2011 12:41:55 AM

I'd rather stick my dick in one of those paper slicers at Kinko's

4/28/2011 12:51:25 AM

lol hate...

buy an ad?

4/28/2011 2:38:10 AM

The last time that I went to the Longbranch a gentleman yelled "I can smell your cunt" and flinged a handful at semen at my face.

4/28/2011 2:52:06 AM

the video of when Tiesto was there looked good

last time I went though, someone leaving said "fuck this club!" as we were about to go in

4/28/2011 3:02:49 AM

Quote :

"The last time that I went to the Longbranch a gentleman yelled "I can smell your cunt" and flinged a handful at semen at my face."

*chortle*

Silence of the LOLongbranch

4/28/2011 4:34:37 AM

Quote :

"Monday: ZUMBA Class 7PM; Free to all"

HELL YES

4/28/2011 4:35:53 AM

do they still do bikini bull riding?

there's no better place to see c-section scars in the triangle, excluding the Foxy Lady.

4/28/2011 4:38:24 AM

last time I went there they tried kicking me out because I was wearing a hat. yeh, trying to keep the place classy huh

4/28/2011 5:57:08 AM

TAKE OFF THE HAT [/ron white]

4/28/2011 6:06:53 AM

haha, true

4/28/2011 6:30:11 AM

why would anyone want to go see an Amish band?

4/28/2011 7:02:06 AM

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4/28/2011 7:11:18 AM

Oh man...I can't wait until the rest of TWW wakes up/gets to work to read this thread.

4/28/2011 7:50:16 AM

4/28/2011 7:53:27 AM

[pass]

4/28/2011 8:01:41 AM

Mother fucking DJ JASON!!1

Playing the top 40, on his mother fucking ipod7

[Edited on April 28, 2011 at 8:25 AM. Reason : L]

4/28/2011 8:24:05 AM

Is the ratio 6 to 4?

Does an ugly girl become a whore?

4/28/2011 9:22:32 AM

I'll be doing something much more fun than this-- stapling my scrotum to my chin.

4/28/2011 9:26:09 AM

I'll probably be out there Monday

4/28/2011 9:35:34 AM

In all of my 40 years (and that's about 15 in Raleigh), I have never once set foot in the Longbranch.

And by God, I'm a JoCo motherfucker.

Don't have any plans to set foot in there either.

4/28/2011 10:55:19 AM

Free ZUMBA Fitness Class Monday 7P!!! Longbranch, 608 Creekside Dr. Raleigh

4/29/2011 10:55:17 AM

Well that changes everything.

4/29/2011 10:56:45 AM

oh cool maybe it will get shut down again.


YOUR PLACE SUCKS

4/29/2011 10:56:54 AM

WTF IS ZUMBA?! IT SOUNDS LIKE A ROBOT ZOO CLEANER. ZOO ROOMBA.

4/29/2011 10:56:56 AM

Wait, what? People have to PAY to get into this shithole?

4/29/2011 11:14:32 AM

ZUMBAZ

[Edited on April 29, 2011 at 11:16 AM. Reason : thunder]

4/29/2011 11:15:42 AM

I would not want to take a roundhouse kick to the face from somebody wearing those bad-boys.

4/29/2011 11:17:01 AM

Longbranch is a fun spot. I'll be spinning in The Vortex Saturday night. if you say "Banana Hammock" at the Vortex entrance after 10pm, then you get in free this Saturday night. If you have a college ID, then you get in free all weekend.

5/5/2011 7:13:36 AM

get this ish out of here

5/5/2011 7:15:37 AM

DJ FREEZE ITT

5/5/2011 7:16:26 AM

I guess DJ FREEZE loves a good banana hammock.

5/5/2011 7:40:37 AM

Ha, I actually let my female friends make up the code word and thats what they came up with. Maybe I'll wear one Saturday night. lol

5/5/2011 7:42:49 AM

what's up with all of these dumbasses linking webpages as images lately?

5/5/2011 7:43:42 AM

5/5/2011 8:36:23 AM

i was in TWO longbranch commercials.

one i was underage.

both times they caught me dancing on the bar.



true story. man im classy.

5/5/2011 9:56:12 AM

Well, come dance on the bar this Saturday night!

5/5/2011 2:29:28 PM

VORTEX THE BAR IS A GOOD TIME

5/5/2011 2:34:41 PM

MR

COOL

ICE

5/5/2011 2:35:39 PM

just got an email about this

all I can say is, expect an awesome celebrity sighting

hint: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSyDjCVj6so

5/5/2011 2:36:01 PM

lol

1: buy an add

2: not too many college students left here.

5/5/2011 2:38:47 PM

Quote :

"BUY AN +"

5/5/2011 3:04:01 PM

If anyone wants free cover at the vortex entrance after 10pm this Saturday say "Pole Dance"

5/13/2011 4:04:11 PM

Is the VORTEX some sort of attraction at a water park?

5/13/2011 4:23:07 PM

come at me bro

5/13/2011 4:51:12 PM

^^No its a rollercoaster at Carowinds

5/13/2011 5:13:21 PM