A white horse fell in the mud

4/28/2011 1:09:43 AM

k

4/28/2011 1:10:13 AM

there once was a man from Nantucket

(never forget the first time I read that joke)

4/28/2011 1:11:15 AM

I used to know like a thousand dirty jokes in 3rd grade. Now I hardly remember any of them.

[Edited on April 28, 2011 at 1:50 AM. Reason : ]

4/28/2011 1:49:15 AM

Hey! We're "The Aristocrats"!

4/28/2011 1:56:11 AM

What do you call your act?

4/28/2011 2:19:13 AM

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrant!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

4/29/2011 2:25:45 PM