ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
4/30/2011 11:01:02 AM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on April 30, 2011 at 11:02 AM. Reason : Any dumbphones out there care to comment on how they pass the time?]4/30/2011 11:01:55 AM |
j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
anything to escape your own thoughts i guess. god forbid you have a little time for a little self reflection. 4/30/2011 11:03:55 AM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
I enjoy thinking while sitting in a waft of my stench. Mental clarity ftw. 4/30/2011 11:06:09 AM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
How long does it take you people to crap? 4/30/2011 11:20:50 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
But really it is being able to look shit up and call people out when they're wrong
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 4/30/2011 11:21:36 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ I will conduct an experiment in which I vary my diet and determine how long it takes for me to shit with different diets.
Will report later. 4/30/2011 11:23:57 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Why does it take guys so long to shit. Y'all act like it is some kind of epic event. 4/30/2011 11:28:44 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
so we don't have to listen to you
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 4/30/2011 11:30:24 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
OH SNAP! 4/30/2011 11:32:07 AM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
Takes anywhere from 1-10 minutes and varies greatly based on a number of factors, including but not limited to:
Time constraints, am I in a hurry or do I have all day? Diet, did I eat a gut bomb for dinner last night or something a little easier to package? Preparedness, am I crowning, or just realize the a poo will happen sometime, why not now.
Feel free to expound upon this list, but these are the contributing factors in my day to day pooings. 4/30/2011 11:34:14 AM |
ClassicMixup All American 3877 Posts user info edit post |
Mine used to be like 45 mins to an hour when I was younger...I'd read Hardy Boys or Harry Potter
Nowadays it's probably closer to 15 mins 4/30/2011 11:35:10 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
Agreed
Posted via the shitter and myerizon smartphone. 4/30/2011 11:35:49 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
It takes me forever to wipe, even if i wipe the first time and there aint shit there i still have to keep wiping for like 3 minutes. would be gross if i sat down later and started sliding around
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 4/30/2011 11:36:10 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
It's a good time to relax, what can I say
Branden is the king of epic long shits though. Easily would be in there for an hour 4/30/2011 11:36:11 AM |
lewoods All American 3526 Posts user info edit post |
agree 100% with guys taking too long to poop. Will never understand this. 4/30/2011 11:37:21 AM |
nasty_b All American 1183 Posts user info edit post |
1. buy a cheap tv 2. rig a coat hanger into a nice antenna 3. place in bathroom 4. profit 4/30/2011 12:03:20 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Lol, I would rather relax on the couch, but maybe toilets are more comfortable to you people. Or maybe he is just trying to avoid me. 4/30/2011 12:16:40 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
Relationships destroyed ITT, or he could have a stool problem. you should probably check his stool first
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message./] 4/30/2011 12:26:03 PM |
j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
if you can't relax on the toilet, then you're not gonna be able to get anything out 4/30/2011 1:11:39 PM |
Doc Rambo IV All American 7202 Posts user info edit post |
I was shitting at work when I saw that cyanide and happiness. I usually look at C&H and PA whilst crapping at work. 4/30/2011 1:22:50 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Ironically, I was using my laptop in the bathroom looking at C&H and found this comic, and decided to make a thread about the importance of using a smartphone on the shitter while using a laptop on the shitter 4/30/2011 1:24:45 PM |
d357r0y3r Jimmies: Unrustled 8198 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "How long does it take you people to crap?" |
4/30/2011 1:27:22 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Why does it take guys so long to shit. Y'all act like it is some kind of epic event. " |
Unlike girls, ... and fags,... we have tight assholes.4/30/2011 1:40:23 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
^ and we're so busy taking care of girls we don't have time to sit down twice a day to poo...so those single poops each day ARE epic.
Quote : | " AstralAdvent Suspended 8544 Posts user info edit post It takes me forever to wipe, even if i wipe the first time and there aint shit there i still have to keep wiping for like 3 minutes. would be gross if i sat down later and started sliding around
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. " |
can't tell when he's done lol
[Edited on April 30, 2011 at 1:53 PM. Reason : .]4/30/2011 1:52:26 PM |
S All American 658 Posts user info edit post |
L2Fiber
[Edited on April 30, 2011 at 2:20 PM. Reason : .] 4/30/2011 2:20:25 PM |
Lionheart I'm Eggscellent 12775 Posts user info edit post |
I bought a tablet for the express purpose of having it in bed/couch and on the crapper
[Edited on April 30, 2011 at 2:23 PM. Reason : ] 4/30/2011 2:23:44 PM |
puck_it All American 15446 Posts user info edit post |
ITS EVEN BETTER FOR TAKING DUMPS AT WORK 4/30/2011 2:24:39 PM |