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nastoute
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Always funny feeling like this is the best time to ask a room full of Christians this question.

5/2/2011 12:16:54 AM

OldBlueChair
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"...declares the Lord God, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but that the wicked turn from his way and live," Ez 33:11

5/2/2011 12:17:50 AM

The5thsoth
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I don't generally care what zombies think.

5/2/2011 12:18:09 AM

nastoute
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^^ wow, that's an old testament passage, too

5/2/2011 12:18:53 AM

dmspack
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I honestly thought about this when Obama said something like "all peace-loving people are rejoicing the demise of Osama bin Laden." Peace-loving people rejoicing someone's death...that doesn't sound right.

Of course, Osama absolutely should have been killed...

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 12:20 AM. Reason : ]

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 12:28 AM. Reason : word missing.]

5/2/2011 12:19:39 AM

AstralAdvent
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Slow to take offense, but always ready for retaliation

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5/2/2011 12:20:55 AM

Førte
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"all peace-loving are rejoicing the demise of Adolf Hitler."

5/2/2011 12:22:17 AM

adultswim
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19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.

19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

5/2/2011 12:24:42 AM

ncstatetke
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Exodus 21:24

5/2/2011 12:25:17 AM

hey now
Indianapolis Jones
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This is some dumb shit.

5/2/2011 12:26:09 AM

Tarpon
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5/2/2011 12:26:14 AM

GrimReap3r
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"I don't generally care what zombies think."

5/2/2011 12:27:19 AM

StateCole
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Proverbs 24:17 mofos

5/2/2011 12:30:04 AM

bmel
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That's why hell was created.

5/2/2011 12:31:04 AM

nastoute
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I am shocked at some of these Old Testament quotes

dang

I thought it was all wrath.

5/2/2011 12:31:41 AM

AstralAdvent
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So he could torture all the people he created

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5/2/2011 12:31:41 AM

ncstatetke
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Deuteronomy 19:21

5/2/2011 12:33:31 AM

AstralAdvent
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Habakkuk 12:4

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5/2/2011 12:34:28 AM

HCH
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I am shocked that the person who started this thread is surprised by whats actually in the Bible.

5/2/2011 12:41:13 AM

nastoute
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i can't tell if you're being sarcastic

...

5/2/2011 12:42:49 AM

GoldenGirl
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I think he's sad b/c he lost a child of his tonight, the devil and evil won.

Jesus is Merciful but he is also just...

5/2/2011 2:24:01 AM

ladysman3621
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Have you ever met an intelligent christian?

5/2/2011 2:56:12 AM

BubbleBobble
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sick burn

5/2/2011 3:08:40 AM

nastoute
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^^

I actually have lots of great friends who are intelligent and Christian.

5/2/2011 3:18:07 AM

LeonIsPro
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""...declares the Lord God, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but that the wicked turn from his way and live," Ez 33:11"


Oh yes, I've been looking all over for that verse. Too lazy to use the concordance too. Lots of verses with wicked.

5/2/2011 3:31:13 AM

wdprice3
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Your religion is nice and all, but has no bearing on ridding the world of it's trash.

5/2/2011 7:53:16 AM

ALkatraz
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"I am shocked at some of these Old Testament quotes

dang

I thought it was all wrath."


You gotta keep mixing it up so people are always confused.

5/2/2011 8:48:06 AM

PinkandBlack
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Jesus and Curtis LeMay hang out together, shooting pool, smoking cigars. Jesus makes fun of him for wanting to nuke Vietnam and China. LeMay makes fun of Jesus for being a dirty Arab who smells.

5/2/2011 10:18:54 AM

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"the Vatican’s statement today, which balances the desire for an end to terror with the sanctity of life, no matter how odious the person: “Osama bin Laden, as we all know, bore the most serious responsibility for spreading divisions and hatred among populations, causing the deaths of innumerable people, and manipulating religions for this purpose. In the face of a man’s death, a Christian never rejoices, but reflects on the serious responsibilities of each person before God and before men, and hopes and works so that every event may be the occasion for the further growth of peace and not of hatred."

5/2/2011 11:14:19 AM

adultswim
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^
Well said. Too bad the loudmouthed bloodthirsty Christians outweigh the peace-preaching ones.

5/2/2011 11:19:46 AM

Wolfman Tim
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Forgive me if I don't take advice from an organization that protects child molesters.

5/2/2011 11:22:54 AM

adultswim
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^
Then take advice from your Bible

"Do not gloat when your enemy falls; when he stumbles, do not let your heart rejoice"

"...declares the Lord God, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but that the wicked turn from his way and live,"

5/2/2011 11:27:40 AM

TKE-Teg
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a lot of asshole atheists ITT, esp the OP

5/2/2011 11:30:13 AM

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"Atheism Cures Religious Terrorism"

I really want this t-shirt

5/2/2011 11:33:47 AM

Stein
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"TKE-Teg: a lot of asshole atheists ITT, esp the OP "


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"TKE-Teg: If I had Osama's body I'd dispose of it Bricktop style (from Snatch), i.e. let a bunch of pigs eat him.

Any remains left from that I'd burn with the pigs' poop."

5/2/2011 11:38:00 AM

Wolfman Tim
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"Then take advice from your Bible"

I don't have a Bible

5/2/2011 11:39:05 AM

Joie
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^invest in one.

and a koran.

5/2/2011 11:41:08 AM

McDanger
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"I don't have a Bible"


Who the fuck doesn't own a Bible?

5/2/2011 11:56:23 AM

Dammit100
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forget what thread this belongs in, but:
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"Would you drink your baby mama's breast milk? (Page 2) Samwise16 93 2133 11:42 AM by Byrn Stuff

What would Jesus think? nastoute 36 696 11:41 AM by Joie
"

5/2/2011 11:56:40 AM

mkcarter
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^^^why? It's not worth the paper it's printed on.

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 11:58 AM. Reason : ^^]

5/2/2011 11:57:41 AM

McDanger
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"why? It's not worth the paper it's printed on."


You think it's worthless to investigate the central document of a religion billions large?

5/2/2011 11:58:42 AM

mkcarter
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Meh, it's important to understand the fundamental beliefs of religious people, but I don't need to waste money or space on a book of fairy tales.

5/2/2011 12:01:28 PM

McDanger
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You realize that you can't even understand or contextualize a large amount of intellectual history without reading it, right?

5/2/2011 12:03:50 PM

BJCaudill21
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if nothing else, it should be mildly entertaining right? i mean i own fictional books

5/2/2011 12:07:11 PM

McDanger
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of course the "important" claims are fiction but people take it seriously, so you should at least know what the fuck it says lol

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 12:23 PM. Reason : especially when people have for hundreds of years]

5/2/2011 12:23:21 PM

Joie
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^that was my line of thinking in my reply.


i own both a bible and koran.
im sad to say i do not know all of the stories and whatnots of the koran but one day i will

5/2/2011 12:30:18 PM

Wolfman Tim
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"Who the fuck doesn't own a Bible?"

What are you, a Gideon?

5/2/2011 12:36:51 PM

BlackJesus
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Shoulda captured him alive. Can you imagine a Osama trial at Guantanamo? Epic

5/2/2011 12:50:46 PM

McDanger
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"What are you, a Gideon?"


No I'm a generally educated member of modern society

5/2/2011 12:52:49 PM

rbrthwrd
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you guys should read this:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0062012614/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_2?pf_rd_p=486539851&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=0312276966&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=11SXMABT08BPWYKKT33B

my church group read it, its pretty good

5/2/2011 12:54:23 PM

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