An American Bullet..........

5/3/2011 3:38:40 PM

derp

5/3/2011 3:39:02 PM

saw it coming a mile away

...unlike Osama

5/3/2011 3:39:04 PM

^ much better joke than ^^^

that's why qntmfred's the king.

5/3/2011 3:39:46 PM

I like to think the last thing that went through his head - other than that bullet - was to wonder how the hell Barack Obama ever got the best of him.

5/3/2011 3:41:17 PM

In the yahoo news update this morning they said marines used the "double tap" on him - which I then LOL'ed in the office.

5/3/2011 3:41:51 PM

one of his last thoughts was "oh fuck, i'll have to use this woman as a human shield because i'm such a badass"

5/3/2011 3:42:10 PM

^^ i, too, stopped for a second the first time i read that

instead internet meme material right there

[Edited on May 3, 2011 at 3:42 PM. Reason : got dat 190% boom boom]

5/3/2011 3:42:35 PM

Personally I'd like to think that after they shot him in the chest the SEALs took turns urinating in his mouth before putting one through his skull.

5/3/2011 3:52:16 PM

wonder if Osama ever threw a prisoner in the hole for calling him obtuse

5/3/2011 4:06:35 PM

5/3/2011 4:11:16 PM

that gif leaves out the best part.. when he has his hands up, then draws from IWB to shoot

5/3/2011 5:35:05 PM

Other than the bullet of course, I bet the last thing to cross his mind was, "Man, I really should have just stayed home with my giant piles of money and multiple wives instead of this jihad bullshit."

5/3/2011 5:43:30 PM

SECONDed ^

.....and

Quote :

"In the yahoo news update this morning they said marines used the "double tap" on him - which I then LOL'ed in the office."

5/3/2011 5:53:19 PM

Quote :

"Personally I'd like to think that after they shot him in the chest the SEALs took turns urinating in his mouth before putting one through his skull."

... really?

5/3/2011 6:33:38 PM

I wonder if a Muslim soldier did it so it would be politically correct.

5/3/2011 6:39:23 PM

Quote :

"one of his last thoughts was "oh fuck, i'll have to use this woman as a human shield because i'm such a badass""

That did not happen, the human shield scenario, I mean.

Having said that, I wonder why they said at first that that did happen? With live-feeds from helmet-cams, how can one make up such a big thing (taking a woman as a shield) when in fact did not transpire?

5/3/2011 6:50:42 PM

"I always thought it would have been Ziva."

5/3/2011 7:17:29 PM

durka durka gihad

5/4/2011 3:54:11 AM

I can't imagine how badass I would feel to be the one to shoot him.

One man has that under his belt and we'll never know who

5/4/2011 3:59:19 AM

too soon

5/4/2011 6:00:24 AM