you never know when you may need this thread at your murder trial.

Thursday afternoon, 4:12pm... just chillin at home messing around on the internet.

5/5/2011 4:13:46 PM

Thursday 4:12, back from the hardware store with the ammonia.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/5/2011 4:14:43 PM

And people wonder why I post on TWW every day

5/5/2011 4:15:09 PM

i'd be screwed if anyone who mattered ever judged me solely off my tww posts

5/5/2011 4:17:34 PM

^^lol

5/5/2011 4:18:01 PM

^^^ at least you're no saabturbo

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/5/2011 4:18:22 PM

hacking ctnz71's account while he is robbing a store on glenwood.

5/5/2011 4:22:47 PM

5/5/2011 4:26:00 PM

posting about conspiracy theories on TWW.

this doesn't help me

5/5/2011 4:26:33 PM

Where were you between 5/5/2011 4:13:46 PM and 5/5/2011 4:13:47 PM you son of a bitch!!1!1!

5/5/2011 5:16:24 PM

Thursday 5:18 pm 5/5/11. In DH Hill Library.

[Edited on May 5, 2011 at 5:19 PM. Reason : spelling]

5/5/2011 5:18:52 PM

5:33 Just bought a plastic drop cloth at Lowe's.

5/5/2011 5:33:09 PM

9:05pm-11:37pm Saturday, 5/7/2011 I was at home on TWW

5/5/2011 5:44:47 PM

Quote :

"Thursday afternoon, 4:12pm... just chillin at home messing around on the internet."

they'll find something in your search history to fuck you with; if you clear it, they'll say you're trying to hide something

5/5/2011 5:50:11 PM

^and, either way, they'll tamper with the files and ignore the incorrect time stamps

5/5/2011 5:51:51 PM

Quote :

"you never know when you may need this thread at your murder trial. Thursday afternoon, 4:12pm... just chillin at home messing around on the internet. Sent from my Verizon Wireless Phone"

5/5/2011 5:55:24 PM

At home... just putting the finishing touches on my program that automatically posts random things to random threads on TWW while I'm out and about.

5/5/2011 5:56:58 PM

Hello World!

5/5/2011 5:59:25 PM

I'm learning how to put on a sports bra right now.

[Edited on May 5, 2011 at 6:05 PM. Reason : since I tend to keep mine bunched up]

5/5/2011 6:05:39 PM

Does this thread work if you're ugly?

5/5/2011 6:06:58 PM

ugly people usually get murdered first

5/5/2011 6:09:30 PM

You ain't got no alibi.

[Edited on May 5, 2011 at 6:10 PM. Reason : ]

5/5/2011 6:10:17 PM

Quote :

"ugly people usually get murdered first"

not really, the murderer is usually the ugly one and the victim is prettier.

5/5/2011 6:12:42 PM

5/5/2011 6:16:17 PM

Chokin a bitch with one hand, posting with the other.

5/5/2011 6:24:21 PM

still choking.....it's been 3 minutes and she's not dead yet

5/5/2011 6:28:01 PM

Naw, she was out after two... the extra minute was for dramatic effect.

You find this bitches shows yet?

[Edited on May 5, 2011 at 6:30 PM. Reason : *shoes, one handes posting and all]

5/5/2011 6:30:31 PM

5/5/2011 6:36:56 PM

I was shagging marlndarln

5/5/2011 6:39:46 PM

Cleaning the garage. I can almost get my car in there!

5/5/2011 6:52:07 PM

[/thread]

5/5/2011 9:30:00 PM

damn it

[Edited on May 5, 2011 at 10:47 PM. Reason : someone already made the joke.]

5/5/2011 10:46:28 PM

Currently in bed preparing for sleep. Been playing video games all afternoon.

5/5/2011 10:47:26 PM

I have been looking at google maps today.

I am looking to see where I walked the dog, if anything is found tomorrow that was not supposed to be there that is only reason I was in there, yes I also zoom in and pan over random places.

5/5/2011 11:38:41 PM

Thursday afternoon, 11:50pm Just googled my body dumping location.

5/5/2011 11:50:58 PM

Just got back from dumoing that body. What'd I misss

5/6/2011 12:35:23 AM

5/6/2011 11:38:28 AM

i ain't got no alibi

5/6/2011 11:49:20 AM

Chillin at the house, tending to my scars from last night

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/6/2011 12:00:15 PM

@ work, just walked by 3 different security cameras looking directly at them to show that I am here.

5/6/2011 12:01:24 PM

Fuck, anyone know where I can dump a router? Preferably where canoes can't run over it...

5/6/2011 11:34:05 PM

right next to my car with the smaller wheelbase

5/7/2011 12:02:20 AM

12:06, Saturday AM

chillin in my gym shorts

[Edited on May 7, 2011 at 12:09 AM. Reason : hmm...laptop is 3 minutes slow]

5/7/2011 12:09:06 AM

it is 3:16 am and i have NOT strangled my boyfriend as i may or may not have previously threatened earlier in the night

chillin with my dog in bed

eatin a deli chicken sandwich

he (the bf) isn't here so bed to myself what what

5/7/2011 3:18:04 AM

what what

5/7/2011 3:27:04 AM

oh sad my post time is 2 mins off

so i totally had time to kill someone

dammit.

thread backfire

5/7/2011 3:30:21 AM